Klaus🐈⬛: I'm not biting you human. I'm affectionately pressing the sharp parts of my teeth into your easily pierced flesh. Stop making such a fuss!
Me: 😟
I just did a weight check and when I put it into MyFitnessPal it said I had lost 240 pounds. That's four times what I've lost (60 pounds). I think someone has messed up. 😀
I just got a "care package" from the wife (@debralilley) with chocolates from Edel in Uruguay and Eduardo in Panama. Thanks everyone...
I may have accidentally stuffed them all into my face immediately. I'll log those as zero calories. Diet starts tomorrow...😀
Assuming my session is accepted I'll be presenting at the next @UKOUG conference. Based on past form I'm predicting I'll be sick again, feel like crap, but manage to get through it...
Klaus 🐈⬛: Don't touch me! I'm the destroyer of worlds!
Also Klaus 🐈⬛: Whimper, whimper. I'm just a baby. I'm your special baby and I love you. Please feed me. I haven't eaten for weeks...
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