Robert Ross @bobbytables
Founder/CEO @FireHydrant – Recovering on-call engineer, marching band enthusiast, and exceptionally amateur skier. firehydrant.com New York, NY Joined June 2009-
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✨Introducing Custom Roles & Permissions🔐 Set exactly who can touch what: runbooks, alerts, incidents, service catalog, APIs, and more. All the peace of mind, without putting anything between the fire and the people holding the firehose. 👉Learn more: firehydrant.com/blog/firehydra…
Common sense would tell you to not release 8 things all at once. But who cares. These were too good to not release in one shot.
Common sense would tell you to not release 8 things all at once. But who cares. These were too good to not release in one shot.
Due to an ongoing incident with our infrastructure provider, we’re currently seeing some latency when loading the FireHydrant web UI and when using /fh new in Slack. We're very sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you for your patience. Get updates here: status.firehydrant.com/incidents/2hy5…
Can someone at @Atlassian tell me why the issues API has so many SSL errors now? It's... kinda insane. No API should throw this many SSL errors and it's very new behavior.
FireHydrant’s new onboarding flow is here — and it’s fast (and delightful). Like, under-5-minutes fast. We've cut set up time by over 90% — so you can easily connect your tools, create your Status Page, and get a head start on Slack. 👉Learn more: firehydrant.com/blog/get-set-u…
If you want a VC that knows how to throw down an amazing event, look no further than @MenloVentures . It's not even halfway done and I'm ready to run through a wall (or climb it). And @venkyganesan has jokes.
✨Introducing Audiences — deliver tailored updates for any role, instantly. 🎭 Customizable Audience profiles 📝 Pre-built templates for execs, support, engineering, and more 📣 Seamless updates via Slack, Web UI, and Runbooks 👉 Check it out: firehydrant.com/blog/introduci…
Woo! Hike down the audit trail with FireHydrant.
🎂 Signals just turned 1! 🎉 A year ago, we launched Signals to bring alerting, on-call, and incident response together in one platform — built around real teams, real schedules, and real workflows. 👉 See highlights from a year of growth and innovation: firehydrant.com/blog/signals-t…
A few hours with @AnthropicAI 's Claude Code and I'm impressed. However it _really_ wants to cheat when it updates tests/specs. I can't seem to make it stop inappropriately mocking things just to make specs pass. CC @alexalbert__
✨ Now you can can automatically create incidents from Alert Trigger Rules within Signals without requiring manual acknowledgment. Faster response, easier workflow 💥 👉 Check out all the changes that shipped this week: firehydrant.com/changelog/auto…
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🍪 Fresh-baked changes — go on, dive right in 👀 Refreshed Timeline gives you a cleaner layout for easy scanning 📝 New Retrospective experience now in open beta 💬 MS Teams files and images now synced to your Timeline ✚ more! 👉firehydrant.com/changelog/rede…
🎉 Welcome to more efficient, clear, and impactful alerts with Alert Grouping. Kick repetitive notifications to the curb, and get just one clear, actionable alert with everything neatly linked together. 👉Check it out: firehydrant.com/blog/introduci…
🏝️ Our new Round Robin feature for Escalation Policies brings more calm to on-call life, allowing you to distribute alerts evenly across team members 👏 ✨ The result? Less alert fatigue and more equitable workloads. 👉 Check it out: firehydrant.com/blog/introduci… #oncall #alerts

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