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🩴🐦; 🤷♂️. Per @allspaw, have an unmatched ability to DDoS via questions on 🐦, which I am refiguring out how to use given new owner. he/him. wordword.club SF Bay Area Joined May 2007-
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okay but here me out, an anime Roman à clef about @matt_levine... maybe the main character could be Nate Marine? 🤔Maybe get the GITS:SAC folks from Production IG to do it?
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Motion that @thegautamkamath needs to call his office hours ChatTGK
Motion that @thegautamkamath needs to call his office hours ChatTGK
One piece of structural discrimination: When men who have failed at their agreed-upon goal are given more resources & people to keep working on it; while women who have succeeded at their agreed-upon goal are told they haven't succeeded and the goal is actually different now.
this is the most compelling derisk of migrating away from Jira that I have every read 🤣 but seriously -- thirty folks, profitable, negative lifetime burn! 🎉
this is the most compelling derisk of migrating away from Jira that I have every read 🤣 but seriously -- thirty folks, profitable, negative lifetime burn! 🎉
Adjusting for inflation Clyde Carson needs to have $372,000 (give or take) in his Tuk Spot
If I want something more powerful than an N95 for a flight, is a 3M 6502QL + 7093 P100 filters a good choice, or ? 3m.com/3M/en_US/p/d/v… 3m.com/3M/en_US/p/d/v…
Does your company have a canary resuscitator so the poor change agents can live to raise another issue?
Does your company have a canary resuscitator so the poor change agents can live to raise another issue?
hearing rumors that elon is going to shut down "smf1", the production datacenter in sacramento do you know how long it took a fully-staffed Twitter to shut down, deprecate, and delete one *non*-production datacenter? multiple years. the shutdown was complete, cleanup wasn't.
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1K Followers 2K Following Author | Illustrator | Library Guy. I make funny kids books with heartfelt characters and a little bit of mayhem. Represented by @AnaCrespoBooks. He/HimCome join my team and help build and play with Sora.
We're hiring folks that have experience with large scale video infrastructure – serving, processing, ingest, etc. If you think you'd be a good match please reach out!
Thanksgiving is so over, but Christmas is so back. (Also, being a dad rocks 🥰)
Cleaning a bit and came across my @jeresig autographed copy of jQuery 1.4.2.
Sharing my latest weekend hack project: ip.guide. Written in Rust, React, and Tailwind, it pulls BGP data every 8 hours from RIPE RIS and pairs it with ASN and location data to power a UI and API for information internet numbers like ASNs, IP addresses, and ranges.
She’s making it on $600 of food a month with two kids in todays economy? Damn son that’s masterful
A recently divorced woman w/2 children shared her monthly budget sheet on FB & it went viral. I repost these because it’s perspective on the median & mean. Social media focuses on the fake and the .1%.
Just had my fourth call this week with someone exploring Citus and helping them architect their app for it. Been a while since getting to have this much fun with Citus
quite the thing
We're excited to announce Jeli has been acquired by @pagerduty 📟❤️ Jeli is made up of folks who have been carrying pagers our entire careers. Joining forces w/ PagerDuty gives users an all-in-one #incidentmanagement solution - from response to analysis. jeli.io/blog/connectin…
let’s fuckin’ goooooooooooooooo
We're excited to announce Jeli has been acquired by @pagerduty 📟❤️ Jeli is made up of folks who have been carrying pagers our entire careers. Joining forces w/ PagerDuty gives users an all-in-one #incidentmanagement solution - from response to analysis. jeli.io/blog/connectin…
We're excited to announce Jeli has been acquired by @pagerduty 📟❤️ Jeli is made up of folks who have been carrying pagers our entire careers. Joining forces w/ PagerDuty gives users an all-in-one #incidentmanagement solution - from response to analysis. jeli.io/blog/connectin…
Very excited for this @pagerduty + @jeli_io combination, especially because our customers are excited about it. End-to-End automated incident management that's easy to use and delivers high ROI by improving operational efficiency and reducing risk. With every incident, every…
Today we’ve signed a definitive agreement to acquire @jeli_io, to bolster end-to-end incident management. Learn how Jeli and the PagerDuty Operations Cloud improve enterprise resilience, reduce the risk of operational failure and more ➡️ bit.ly/47gfJ3X
"If kubernetes went away tomorrow, it would probably be bad for a lot of us, but if Excel went away tomorrow, the world would end." – @austinlparker talking now at #srecon.
I am so excited to hear Margaret Mitchell speak @pycon. Critical questions and observations, like those by @mmitchell_ai, have great importance for understanding the impact of powerful tech, its limitations, and impact on humanity.
We are extremely pleased to welcome Margaret Mitchell as a keynote at #PyConUS 2023! @mmitchell_ai will be bringing expertise in AI, ML, and ethics to this year's conference.
@jhscott We'll definitely have another sale sometime around the app launch. The $1.99 first month is actually permanent, so that's an option if you want to check things out prior to the app and/or before committing to the year.
@jhscott Whatever we have for the app launch will all go live at the same time, it won't be trickled out over time.
Elmo and the monkeys were back in the news last month and I totally missed it with everything else going on nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna6…
@jhscott @schrepfler We got it years ago and I don't remember... sorry!
@jhscott Ooooh! I kinda want it. But thanks for reminding me, I’m still unpacking and setting up my new office but I have this one 🔥
Packages are always incoming at my place... Today, I can't tell if this @100soft dumpster fire 🗑🔥 is: - a secret gift - conference swag - a speaker gift - I bought this & can't remember