Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

twitter? i hardly know her. •she/her• Columbus, OH Joined January 2010

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Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

2 years ago

God bless croissants

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Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

2 years ago

You’re telling me Harry Potter flew on the back of a dragon, jumped into the water, and came back up with his glasses still on? Unrealistic.

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Being good at tattooing is honestly one of the most impressive skills. Like how are you just getting it right on the first try? On someone’s body. With needles and skin. And someone is staring at you..?

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Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

2 years ago

Watching a Sunday morning altercation break out in the Kroger parking lot

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Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

2 years ago

Since when is it illegal to put Caprese salad anywhere?

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2 years ago

Have they upped the spam calls or what?

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Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

2 years ago

I truly do not want to live in this country

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Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

2 years ago

You can’t expect me to clean my car when the weather is bad. But you also can’t expect me to clean my car when the weather is nice. soooo it looks like we’re stuck in a pickle

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Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

2 years ago

Matt McGuire was an actual twerp

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Imogen Heat @NegroAphrodite

2 years ago

I wanna smell like the realization that an Auntie Anne’s is in the vicinity

chi (mars) 𓆩♡𓆪 @GROOVYCHl

2 years ago

I wanna smell like the realization that an Auntie Anne’s is in the vicinity

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Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

2 years ago

Usher really killed it with the lyrics “honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow.”

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PUNKY THE SINGER @PunkyTheSinger

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Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga

2 years ago

tucker carlson has discipled likely more christians than every american evangelical pastor combined. he has made christianity and the world much worse

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Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

2 years ago

There are so many times I simply would not eat if it weren’t for toast. So versatile. So easy. So good. Sometimes it is genuinely the only thing I can bring myself to make. So thank you, toasted bread with stuff on top. You are everything to me.

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Brooke Huffer @brookehuffer

2 years ago

I would never be a nepo baby. If my parents were rich and famous I would simply lay on the beach and do nothing.

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2 years ago

Shout out to whoever just drove by blaring I’m Different

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2 years ago

The chokehold “mmmbye” has on women ending phone calls

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BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom

3 years ago

They said these programs were too expensive to include in Build Back Better. So they were all cut. But the banks got it in 24 hours and it didn’t even need to go through Congress. #DictatorshipOfBanks