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catch me if you can. i smell like soup. Joined October 2020-
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yahh ok. green curry noodle slurpy soup
yahh ok. green curry noodle slurpy soup https://t.co/6UpLbswbhB
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i made my own pasta and made carbonara ✨cheers✨
i made my own pasta and made carbonara ✨cheers✨ https://t.co/mifvNuHHau
hey what’s the world record for most chia seeds stuck in teeth
looking for tomorrows dinner inspiration… in the mood for something real good… taking recommendations
hey siri how many baby deer you think i can fit in this traeger
hey siri how many baby deer you think i can fit in this traeger
you know where it’d be cooler to have less coffee grounds? everywhere. all over my kitchen floor.
good behavior is rewarded with pie
maybe they just haven’t tasted the right soup yet
maybe they just haven’t tasted the right soup yet
hello september may i offer you a chicken pot pie
finally someone recognizes my cosmic influence
end of an era imma trade in the lesbaru what should i get boyzz
soup of the day // spicy turkey noods and veg
this bottle of red was $14 and im listening to yung gravy so you know im a sophisticated lil sonofagun
now that i’ve fully incorporated tai chi into my morning routine next logical step is late night ragers in the mahjong den
goat cheese cordon bleu & a merlot manicure
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