Caitlin Gregory @caitertot1
I have not one single clue how the fish got up there. Fish are nice and lovely, I just don’t know why that is there. Yes, I could change it. Joined April 2012-
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My kid just forgot the word for empanadas and he called them “Dom Torettos”
After two months, many early mornings and late nights, and tears from both of us, Nolan (9 years) has finally completed his Bugatti!! Thank you, @LEGO_Group, for helping us learn perseverance, grit, and the value of checking our work! SUCH a fun project!
This week is Inclusive Schools Week in CVUSD. If you do not use the R-word (and dear God I hope you do not), then you should also not be comfortable using words with -tard appended (f*ck-, lib-). All of us special needs moms out here know exactly what that means. Please stop.
In the midst of all of this uncertainty, I am so proud of my school district and our superintendent @MarkMcLCVUSD for taking a measured and thoughtful response to online education. We will gladly wait for the CORRECT path forward. Love, a special ed mom!
As my dear Grannie always used to say, “You can get big glad in the same skin you got big mad in.”
Remember Rob Ford, Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor? Trump is so much worse.
I’ve been pitching this “vasectomies for 18 year old boys” idea and it has NOT been going over well. It’s almost as though side effects and discomfort for boys is valued above that of girls?? I am shocked. Shocked. I’m shocked. Shocked is starting to look weird, but I am.
Me: seriously could they have come up with a more obnoxious container for chapstick? eos: hold my ball. of lip balm, and never put it down because it will roll away because it is a ball and also it will not fit in your pocket.
Kavanaugh attempting to explain away his yearbook quote #blockers
UPDATE: Republicans rejected our motion to adjourn until Monday so senators could read the bill they just introduced. RT If you think senators should have time to read a bill that affects every single American.
Santos / Lyman reunited on the NIIIINE NIIIINEEEEE!!! Christmas come early, y’all! @WestWingWeekly @WhitfordBradley @chelseaperetti
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This country demands that we pray for a congressman who admires David Duke but tells us Castle caused his own murder. #PhilandoCastile
At end of call, Trump aide told me tonight he was "exhausted beyond belief." I responded: "Are you tired of winning?" He laughed & hung up.
Angela Merkel has a PhD in quantum chemistry. Donald Trump misspelled "tap." Not exactly a meeting of the minds.
I think it's an appropriate time to recirculate this classic:
AMERICA: We are seeing the Republican Party in its full glory. What an ugly spectacle. Enriching the rich, harming the weak. #Budget2017
GUYS HELP A GIRL OUT PLEASE
Just like Merrick Garland, Neil Gorsuch is a respected judge. He should receive the same type of fair & honest consideration in the Senate.
John mulaneyofficial @Johnmulane60233
9 Followers 125 Following My new special "BABY J" now streaming on @Netflix @johnmulaney.com
Tweet Mike 🟧 (Alpo.. @Covfefe191
2K Followers 5K Following Blocked by Darth Vader and the Boogeyman. 🇺🇦 #FBR #RESIST 🌊
Shelley Green @barkingsheltie
498 Followers 2K Following R&D Physicist who loves shelties & bicycling. Occasionally cheese cake too.
Rodrigo Espinoza @Rodrigo65940758
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Civil Conejo @civilconejo
314 Followers 2K Following Our goal is to stop the extremism that is taking over our community and return us to a Civil Conejo.
Connor Ricard 👀 @ConnorRicard
100 Followers 217 Following I like history and cute animals. God is Great. Official Subway Hate page
JB sorry the last nam.. @fishroomfolks
1K Followers 3K Following 50+ weirdo w/ husband, 2 grown boys, 🐕 & 🏡 in 📺 suburbia. Romantic, cynical humor, 😱. Overgrown 🎭 🎵kid.📝-sometimes for 💵. 😷🌹 🗽📎🏳️🌈 ♀✊🌎 ☮️Coexist
Get a Cat they said ~.. @mycatisatiger
654 Followers 1K Following I tweet about cats, autism, Star Trek, and other shouts into the void. Proud Lakota woman, lawyer, small business owner https://t.co/4MDpNp6id4
Michael Hope @michaelhope02
452 Followers 2K Following
waketheneighbor @waketheneighbor
60 Followers 81 Following variety gamer. first love was Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Kevin in the Coachell.. @ar15kevin
690 Followers 1K Following
M @P12Nik
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Crypto Q @papi_venti
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Tara @TaraCarruth
863 Followers 1K Following I believe every person deserves a safe place to call home. She/her
hammer_moc @HammerMoc
1K Followers 3K Following Comedy fan first, comedy creator sometimes. One of the three idiots who produce a weekly comedy, meme, something else show.
Nebtec @Nebtec_
56 Followers 332 Following 👉 Advanced Disinfectant Sprayer Technology. Fast and effective disinfection in seconds.
Lou Lichtl @llichtl
1K Followers 287 Following Husband/father of 2. Proud son of political refugees who fled Cuba for the promise that Is America! #Blessed. ALL OPINIONS ARE MY OWN!
Lauren Gill @gill4cvusd
1K Followers 3K Following Trustee, Conejo Valley Unified School District Board of Education (she/her)
Patti Reis @centsability2
542 Followers 908 Following Deeply committed to the 1st Amendment. Adamantly against fascists both in and out of our country. And very watchful of issues in education.#goodtrouble
Beth Pearcey Neal @kellydriveprod
118 Followers 377 Following
Heather Skelly (she, .. @teacherfeather
396 Followers 766 Following Wife, Mother, Aunt, Sister, and Daughter Former Early Childhood Special Educator, current advocate for children and our public schools.
Tim Hagel @hageltim
2K Followers 2K Following Thousand Oaks Police take the lead to help guide & provide positive opportunities for disadvantaged Conejo children to have positive future & make our city safe
Jenny Fitzgerald @Fitz4SchoolBrd
1K Followers 1K Following CVUSD School Board Trustee - opinions expressed here are my own. she/her/hers #puttingourchildrenfirst https://t.co/MiPWUHU5ln
José Luis Pino @JosePinoSoCal
386 Followers 1K Following VP, Kern River Boaters 501c3. Software Architect, Keysight. Avid mountain biker and whitewater kayaker. Former President, LULAC of Conejo Valley.
Conejo Community Outr.. @ConejoOutreach
369 Followers 76 Following Conejo Community Outreach (CCO) is a Conejo Valley-based nonprofit that operates a year-round supplemental diaper bank for families in our community.
Mandy Pollak @Mandy_Pollak6
137 Followers 306 Following She/Her. Chronic School Volunteer. 💚 Equity and access for all, disability advocacy, breaking down barriers & believing we can always learn, get better & HELP.
Nicole M @NicoleMikals
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matthew shannon @matthew36614730
80 Followers 540 Following Easy going, God fearing and very hardworking lady, I treat everyone with love and respect
Kyle Jorrey @KyleBJorrey
9K Followers 6K Following Recovering newspaperman, aspiring coffee professional, hard-luck investor, @Jack superfan #JavaJorrey
Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin
93K Followers 73K Following Politics, Social Media Strategy, PhD in Cog Neurosci, Military Brat, Drummer, Metal Head
Jessica Marshall @Ms_JessMarshall
215 Followers 240 Following Proud Principal, Yerba Buena Elementary School and Buttercup Preschool @LVUSD
Mark McLaughlin, Ed.D.. @MarkMcLCVUSD
2K Followers 428 Following Conejo Valley USD Supt-posts, reposts and quotes = my own opinion and do not represent the Dist/BOE-Likes aren't always endorsments-Some blocked others muted.
Brinden Wohlstattar @brindena
25 Followers 168 Following
Modou Lamin @ModouLaminKuja4
251 Followers 5K Following
Jacksonrobert @Jackson32501716
55 Followers 65 Following I am open-minded, very health-conscious, cheerful. I am very sincere in finding my other half in the near future.Happy home is all I want with my woman
James Scott @JamesSc92149389
21 Followers 273 Following I'm General optimistic person with sense of humor.
Dawn Megli @ReporterDawn
8K Followers 4K Following Words in @vcstar @latimes @npr @poynter @toacorn Opinions expressed here are my own. CLU, USC
Jake Anderson @UnionGuyJake
1K Followers 3K Following Husband, Dad, union guy, teacher, marathoner, triathlete, CSO, UACT, LVEA, SEA, MEA, CTA, NEA, Dodgers, Rams, fantasy football bumbler; all around lucky dude.
GIRTHMASTERR 🇦🇺.. @girthmasterr
623K Followers 3K Following Australian adult creator & himbo with a nice 🍆 Everybody is welcome 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Taylor Nation @taylornation13
3.1M Followers 875 Following Straight from THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. #TSTTPD out now! 🤍
graham chatterley @grahamchatterl2
4K Followers 1K Following Former school leader, Director - Changing perceptions limited, author, radio presenter and SEN parent
place where animal sh.. @catshouldnt
1.6M Followers 134 Following Best cat page on 𝕏 . DM for credit/removal
Strike Force Five @StrikeForceFive
15K Followers 11 Following A podcast hosted by @StephenAtHome, @JimmyFallon, @JimmyKimmel, @SethMeyers & @IamJohnOliver. All proceeds go to support their out of work staffs.
Cora Harrington @lingerie_addict
129K Followers 3K Following Formerly The Lingerie Addict. Seen in NYT, WSJ, WWD, etc. Author In Intimate Detail. MA student Fashion & Textile Studies. Not straight. I block annoying people
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 600 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
Maitreyi Ramakrishnan @ramakrishnannn
222K Followers 264 Following let your power shine (because why on earth would I dim myself for others)
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.4M Followers 611 Following 20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
TO Livability Action .. @TOLivability
329 Followers 175 Following TO Livability Action Network works to focus the attention of our city leadership on enhancing the livability of the City of Thousand Oaks.
chaotic memes @memechaotic
1.6M Followers 7 Following DM for credit or removal | previously @/clubphotos_
Images That Could Be .. @ImagesAlbum
2.0M Followers 79 Following Digital artist and photographer. I create album covers. DM for enquiries.
Dudes Posting Their W.. @DudespostingWs
2.3M Followers 27 Following Ironically Funny and Wholesome. DMs open for submissions 🥂 DM for Removal or Credit
What the ADHD? | Sydn.. @WhatTheADHD
57K Followers 880 Following introverted extrovert • weird mom • 30, nerdy, & crying • recovering academic • always anxious • hEDS zebra • gamer • she/her 🇲🇽🇺🇸🏳️🌈
Kim Quindlen @kimquindlen
30K Followers 978 Following Chicago comedian. Occasional mom. Rep: Framework Entertainment [email protected]
Bossip @Bossip
338K Followers 16K Following #BOSSIP is the premier destination for Black AF Pop Culture and Entertainment. Plus, the BEST headlines on the net! #iOneDigital
The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars
603K Followers 228 Following @jasonselvig + @davramdavram - New podcast “The Good Liars Tell The Truth” is OUT NOW. Listen and subscribe👇
Civil Conejo @civilconejo
314 Followers 2K Following Our goal is to stop the extremism that is taking over our community and return us to a Civil Conejo.
Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare
115K Followers 4K Following Newsletter, t-shirts, podcast episodes, music, and more in my Linktree ⬇️
cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇
Olivia Julianna 🗳 @0liviajulianna
367K Followers 6K Following 21- Professional agitator, amateur political activist/strategist. WWE Fanatic 🇲🇽🏳️🌈 All Opinions are my own 💅🏼
Adele @Adele_25_Adele
144 Followers 548 Following
Amazing Maps @amazingmap
617K Followers 14K Following Amazing maps brought to your attention. Turn our tweet notifications ON to never miss a tweet! Business/Map Ideas
Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore
671K Followers 8K Following Sex History. "A Catalogue of Jilts, Cracks, Nightwalkers, Whores, She-Friends, Kind Women & Others of the Linen-Lifting Tribe”
MetaBallStudios @MetaBallStudios
6K Followers 123 Following 3D Comparatives Creator -- Creador de Comparativas en 3D.
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
Roger Sollenberger @SollenbergerRC
67K Followers 5K Following Senior political reporter @thedailybeast. Former six-string for hire. Tips: [email protected] (same @protonmail.com)
steel beans @beans_steel
15K Followers 15 Following
Brett Cross @BCross052422
69K Followers 1K Following Lost my son Uziyah “Uzi” Garcia on 05/24/22 at the Robb Elementary Shooting. Views are my own. #LetsAskUzi #RememberTheirNames
Cytlalli Salgado @CytlalliSalgado
666 Followers 265 Following Former @VCStar and @TOAcornNews reporter.
a local @Gordonwill__
1K Followers 698 Following Visual Artist • Acrylic Painter-RugMaker IG:@Gordonwill__art
Holly Brockwell @holly
121K Followers 59K Following I run Holly's Merry Moggies, a no-kill shelter for disabled, elderly & unloved kitties. In Nottingham but rehoming across the UK. [email protected]
James @CaucasianJames
1.4M Followers 789 Following i’m going to be the first nurse to make it to the nba
Never Have I Ever @neverhaveiever
65K Followers 22 Following the final season of never have i ever is now streaming!!! 🎓🫶💖✌️only on @netflix
PUNS @ThePunnyWorld
658K Followers 5 Following Follow for the most hilarious puns and dad jokes! Not affiliated with any of my tweets.
John Fetterman @JohnFetterman
934K Followers 5K Following Dad, husband to @GiseleFetterman, and Senator for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. 🇺🇸
Hubble @NASAHubble
9.0M Followers 70 Following The official X account for the NASA Hubble Space Telescope, managed and operated by NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center.
NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb
3.3M Followers 65 Following The world's most powerful space telescope. Launched: Dec. 25, 2021. First images revealed: July 12, 2022. Verification: https://t.co/ChOEslj1j5
Lake Superior @LakeSuperior
230K Followers 321 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme
3.1M Followers 294 Following 🇨🇦 We post memes, comics, wholesome stuff & anything we like. Get original shirts to raise money for charity https://t.co/Upa2OFOAJk
NE Ohio Regional Sewe.. @neorsd
62K Followers 3K Following sewers are the original social media network. yes we are the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District. Customer Service: 216 881-8247
gabe kapler @gabekapler
73K Followers 650 Following ...If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too...
Naveed Jamali @NaveedAJamali
85K Followers 2K Following Former Spy (author of “How to Catch a Russian Spy”) & Intel Officer | Journalist for Newsweek | host of Unconventional https://t.co/wGP4hTWQmw
I think people have forgotten just how good Palm Springs is. In an age before too much of everything it would have been considered a classic.
When my parents divorced and remarried they continued to jointly raise us with their new partners. I had 4 parents, and they ominously referred to themselves as "The Parent Council". In hindsight I'm incredibly grateful for it 1/
Karaoke is about to get very weird for everyone but me
I feel like corporate marketing budgets are a sham these days because NO commercial or IG ad or anything could have been as effective in getting a point across as Miss Ma’am right here. Cut her her check!!!
Oh, I wanted to show the girls this!!!!!
To know Brett is to love Brett. It is still so hard to process the news today. I will miss his important close door meetings, side hugs, & when he would say “I love you boss”. He is truly someone that has made me a better person & allowed me to see the great in this world! 💔
Best known as a principal dancer at City Ballet, where she has performed for nearly two decades, Tiler Peck’s first dance for the company proves her to be a choreographer of considerable skill and range, Jennifer Homans writes. nyer.cm/38GWNnx
Still can't believe this is my life.
How it How it's started going
This is Luna. She's a psychiatric service dog who helps her human with schizophrenia identify hallucinations. She's trained to greet anybody on command, but if there's no one there to greet, she just stays quiet and looks up at her human. 14/10 very good girl
When President Biden delivers the State of the Union address tonight, one of Ventura County's own will there. Congressmember Julia Brownley has chosen Cara DelVecchio, lead clinician for Planned Parenthood California Central Coast’s health center in Thousand Oaks, to join her.
For the sake of my transparent journey, I am officially done with my seven year journey trying to make Pepperdine University more accessible. I have been passed around, from department to administrator, getting only platitudes and non-answers. If you’re disabled, stay away.
i take it all back, the menswear guy rocks
I’m sorry to hear about your loss, @jonstewart. I know Dipper was a very good boy. I’ve gotten over my fear of dogs and I hope you’ll have me back to meet your next pup ❤️🐶
Jon Stewart remembers his best boy, Dipper.
Charles Barkley is a national treasure. This last line is gold.
congrats Rush Limbaugh on 3 years sober
This is crazy!!
Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car” has reached #1 on US iTunes after a live performance with Luke Combs at the #GRAMMYs, nearly 36 years since release.
I’ll take unemployment any day of the week and twice on Sunday over the company Jack keeps.
Sabrina Elba just posted this video of Idris Elba on Instagram with the hilarious caption, “Ladies and gentlemen… our husband 😅” and I am screaming 😂 💀 Love her!
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