Police Man Mayor @calebjduck

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Police Man Mayor @calebjduck

3 years ago

People will say they love A Christmas Carol, then go out and straight up vote Republican.

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3 years ago

OK what weird multiverse did I find myself in now?

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3 years ago

It was founded by a group of bored Confederate traitors after having their asses kicked by the United States. *Not* by a political party, you absolute garbage fake university.

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3 years ago

It was founded by a group of bored Confederate traitors after having their asses kicked by the United States. *Not* by a political party, you absolute garbage fake university.

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At the blood bank and changed my mind mid-donation, started squeezing the bag to push the blood back into my body. Blood is now everywhere. Someone is screaming. Everyone else is horny as hell. I look like Carrie here. Great day all around.

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Police Man Mayor @calebjduck

3 years ago

Better start buying shares in pitchforks, landowners.

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3 years ago

So now there's evidently a lizard who plays the flute and conservatives are mad about this for some reason? By golly, what a time to be alive!

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3 years ago

In Scotland he's called Mac Jagger.

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3 years ago

Confederate Flag Shirt Guy complaining teachers shouldn't whine about a living wage because they knew it doesn't pay when they signed on is the most pure incarnation of MAGA I've seen since Only Property and Business Owners Aged 30-60 Should Be Allowed To Vote Guy.

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Hanging Chad @ska_jeb_bush

3 years ago

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3 years ago

Now who'll sing Bohemian Rhapsody? :(

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3 years ago

In the 90s, we didn't have instant photo confirmation of our Amazon deliveries. The driver would snap a Polaroid on your doorstep, and then he'd fax it to you at the end of his shift, sometimes hours later.