Cookie’s Eye Candy Redux @sfreeze6

Back up in that ass with the resurrection favstar.fm/users/sfreeze6 Halifax, Nova Scotia Joined April 2009

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Name cannot be blank @dankcharnley

2 years ago

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Cookie’s Eye Candy Redux @sfreeze6

2 years ago

Date yourself by dropping a pic of your first celebrity crush

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Cookie’s Eye Candy Redux @sfreeze6

3 years ago

Help a friend with a “Like” vote :)

Pauly Vibes @PaulyVibes

3 years ago

Help a friend with a “Like” vote :)

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Cookie’s Eye Candy Redux @sfreeze6

3 years ago

When I hear that there’s a new Michael Bolton album dropping at midnight

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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

4 years ago

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tate @50FirstTates

4 years ago

i need a girlfriend so we can spend fall doing fun seasonal things like swallowing pumpkins whole and hunting down the scarecrow that murdered my uncle

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Terence Trent D’Arby’s @shawn_freeze

4 years ago

Settle spousal debate. Best way to consume cola?

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Terence Trent D’Arby’s @shawn_freeze

5 years ago

Entourage is the frosted tips of TV shows.

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Cookie’s Eye Candy Redux @sfreeze6

5 years ago

I’m the Randy Travis of making country music singer comparisons that don’t make any sense.

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me: so its actually far more impressive for Mariah Carey to have a song stay #1 for 16 weeks back in 1995 because people had to go out & physical buy the song and now-a-days you can accidentally stream a song and itll count towards its- girl at the bar: i think i see my friends

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Gretchen von Tongeln @Metalligretch

5 years ago

I wish Judi Dench was in the new 'Top Gun' instead.

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thomas violence @thomas_violence

5 years ago

man if i wanted to see what you will look like when youre old id just fucken cherish and tend to our friendship so that it remains constant throughout the years to come

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david @_elvishpresley_

5 years ago

waiter: do you have any allergies? me: latex waiter: I mean is there anything you can’t eat me: airplanes

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5 years ago

(On Facebook) “How is my baby ten already!?” Ten years went by. Time lapsed. That’s how it works.

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5 years ago

I keep a pair of assless chaps in the car for emergencies.

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Dadpool @RobertR34658794

5 years ago

Being a 43 year old "athlete".. Agreeing to play a weekend baseball tournament is really just pre-scheduling a trip to the ER.

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5 years ago

My Medic Alert just says “NOT FUN”.

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5 years ago

RESUME: “I’m a dedicated, hard working team player with a keen eye towards time management” WEEK ONE ON JOB: [spends 248 minutes watching assorted drag queens perform “Let It Go” as Elsa]