THE MONKEY @caurelius
Energy Chimp and Everything Investor - One good idea per year is all you need - Don't save anything for the swim back Joined August 2008-
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@GavMcCracken Let's say by some miracle everything to do with oil becomes as normal as it was on Feb 28,2026. How much time it will be needed to fill the oil reserves all over the world to bring their level to normal?
In the struggle between Zeus and Prometheus, we must always stand with Prometheus
@calvinfroedge Self-made wise guy former investor of mine: “There are two ways to make money in this country: you either build for the rich, or you steal from the poor.”
@FredKosters @James56487175 Appreciate the public discussion gents - this is gold.
@LindaRaschke @jedimarkus77 You could argue they do make sense once you realize they don’t @agnostoxxx
@ElonBachman Which of the Livingstone books is this?
@schnectady @NickGiva @paper_alf @kittysquiddy I've been trying to piece it together, as I had a brief twitter hiatus and only coming back, but as I understand it the objective is a hermetic community - every account locked. Which means, yea - start a new account, and only follow the Kitty followers so we can all engage.
@kittysquiddy @OilMonkeyCat is where I'm moving to
@kittysquiddy 10-4. I will unfollow from this one this weekend. Just so there are no misunderstandings, it may be a good idea to have somewhere to point to the ground rules for the new, locked accounts.
@BuckQuivas Just went thru that menu and please tell me you tried the cornbread
@ConvexityCowboy Been a while but I used the Zones for Training app for this and it worked pretty well.
@KrisAbdelmessih In addition to the national banks, it’s valuable to build a relationship with a regional bank. Bonus if you can speak with upper mgmt/shareholders. I opened an account una small bank in my building for that reason years ago, and it’s gotten me out of a few pickles.
@mailboxmoney6 @IgnoreNarrative Daughter used to hate tuna salad… so we started making salmon salad using all the same exact other ingredients, and now she eats the tuna saad. So maybe try canned salmon and then transition? Dunno, just a thought…
@midtown_rob @IgnoreNarrative Fam of 6 here - We’ve been locked in sick w Covid in a house over 5x that size for a week and I want to murder someone. Godspeed
Kuppy @hkuppy
183K Followers 2K Following CIO of Praetorian Capital. Kuppy’s Korner blog at https://t.co/fygVkh2Zbk Tracking Event-Driven strategies at https://t.co/UfYZR6ERSN. Opinions/not investment advice.
Permian Landman @PermianLandman
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Texas Oncologist @TexasOncologist
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Omar wealth ✪ @MyOhMaroh
51 Followers 333 Following Full time stock and options trader. Co-founder of Trinity Trading Partners. Posting my thoughts and ideas.
Sabina Carrie @SabinaCarre85c
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Jo @JoJoFromJefz
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Bob McNally @BobMcNallyr
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Dmitry @NumbersStick
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HmmPuzzlingKitteh @HmmPuzzling
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563 Followers 865 Following Private/Locked Account of @BuyNowStarveL8r Buy-side Analyst covering the ASX300
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548 Followers 904 Following This is the alt @shwanka dedicated to the KTY-SQD group.
The Northern Highligh... @TheNorthernH
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Unusual @Unusual321b
510 Followers 1K Following this is my private kitty account - public account is @bluebarn123
Valentin Hristov @valio181
749 Followers 2K Following
Swampy @Brianma55459813
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Jungle Rock @JungleRockRes
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Paulo Macro @PauloMacro
198K Followers 383 Following Speculation is the search for truth in price and time. Not investment advice - just personal views. Blog at https://t.co/DD2iUKbdLz
Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman
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Le Shrub🌳 @agnostoxxx
158K Followers 2K Following Founder and CIO of a $1 Trillion Hedge Fun. Account for entertainment purposes only. Explicit language
Alexander Stahel 🌻 @BurggrabenH
154K Followers 6K Following Investor; you are here for energy & metal commodities mostly; be aware of imposters (I won’t ask for your business)
Simon Ree @simon_ree
62K Followers 1K Following Trading is a martial art: discipline over ego. former Goldman Sachs desk head, Jeet Kune Do instructor, bestselling author of The Tao of Trading.
HTM Energy Partners @HTMEnergy
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Clint Barnette @clintbarnette
5K Followers 5K Following #EFT’s Geo. Girl Dad x 2. Asset eval, rocks & being #accretive. Aggie. Dallas Sports. 6th gen Texan. Director of Geology @ Indigo Energy Advisors. Views = mine.
Josh Young @JoshYoung
141K Followers 3K Following I invest in oil & gas stocks professionally at Bison Interests and I write about them on https://t.co/wrIfEj0SjH This is not an offer or solicitation. Caveat emptor
Kuppy @hkuppy
183K Followers 2K Following CIO of Praetorian Capital. Kuppy’s Korner blog at https://t.co/fygVkh2Zbk Tracking Event-Driven strategies at https://t.co/UfYZR6ERSN. Opinions/not investment advice.
Tracy Shuchart (𝒞�... @chigrl
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Boar On The Shale Flo... @NewsFinOil
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NextWave EFT @NextWaveEFT
11K Followers 194 Following Fundamental analysis in the energy space. Not investment advice.
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7K Followers 912 Following Everything I post is a joke and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
0SG @Zerosumgame33
27K Followers 430 Following Contrarian small cap investor focused on asymmetric levered equities w/ catalysts to unlock asset value & earnings power. No investment advice.
Lonis @_Lonis_
18K Followers 2K Following Investing for RSI @ https://t.co/NPWFvYwIGi. Advising @ProsperaGlobal. Uneducated. Godmode (first AI agent w 1M+ users) | @andysz
Arda Arkun @ardaarkun
2K Followers 230 Following Deep value investor, market enthusiast, ex JPM metals & mining, contrarian
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Mr. Goat 🐐 @mountaingoat672
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Lakshmi Sreekumar @LSREnergy
11K Followers 6 Following It's not that serious. Lighten up already. Oil. Macro. Geopolitics. I don’t have a blog, newsletter or substack.
Matt Dratch @DratchCap
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Remz @Remzztrades
113K Followers 147 Following Momentum Options Trader, not a financial advisor. All tweets are opinions and not a signal to buy
Omar @OhMyOhMar
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Ed Zitron @edzitron
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24K Followers 2K Following Biotech • sometimes not long enough, sometimes not short enough • Tweets are not investment advice Substack Sponsorship enquiries: [email protected]
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4K Followers 294 Following trader/former market maker stock picking for fun after work active in us and israeli markets building @morphictrade
P.S. I Love ME @ps_ilove_me
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79K Followers 778 Following Founder of MarketWise, OneBlade, and Porter & Co.
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18K Followers 268 Following the more I learn… the more I realize how much I don’t know - Einstein. Partner of @aionanalytics
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39K Followers 2K Following Infinitely curious. “Spend each day trying to be a little wiser than you were when you woke up.” - Charlie Munger Nothing here is investment advice
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9K Followers 2K Following 📩 Newsletter: https://t.co/Fp6LaMbiRn 🎙️ Podcast https://t.co/O78zw2sz6j 📺 YouTube: https://t.co/yG0EmWiNA1
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