Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

I don't suffer fools - I revel in them. That's why I do comedy with Your Friends! You know Your Friends, right?! ❤️ skeletons, puppets, and going to therapy. yourfriendscomedy.com at home. Joined July 2017

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

9 months ago

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even bigger fucknugget -Elon Musk- stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @elonmusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com #EatTheRich

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

a year ago

My cousin is a fantastic veterinarian and her practice got flooded - I know there are so many people/places/things that need help, but if you feel good about helping rebuild Commack Veterinary Center, hit that link gofund.me/27dd8b08

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

I am fully convinced that cos men are the only people who whistle in public spaces

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

I just realized how much I'm going to lose my shit when Andrew Lloyd Webber shuffles off the mortal coil and ouch. At least my friends like when I cry-sing Sondheim. Sorry, friends.

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

Wow @waitwait . I've been a listener for 15 years, and the abject disrespect for neurodiversity in this week's time blindness banter is gross. Do better.

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

Ok so when do we get #NonBinaryDinner bc the #GirlDinner #BoyDinner content is getting stale (like those wheat thins)

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

Ok money-can't-buy-you-happiness people, it CAN buy you therapy so ym

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chase @_chase_____

2 years ago

being carsick is so funny. you’ll be in prime physical health & then you’ll make the mistake of glancing at your phone in the backseat of an Uber going barely 25 mph

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The Onion @TheOnion

2 years ago

Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer bit.ly/3PnCugP

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

I think I understand: when you're flying 1st or business, you're a customer. When you're flying regular, you're a nuisance. Wow - @AmericanAir thanks for the brainteaser! Glad I figured it out.

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val @lalalandism

2 years ago

at the end of the day i'm just a character directed by greta gerwig

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

How have I made it over 30 years without realizing that Elaine Stritch and I share a birthday

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

Being back at my high school as an adult is weird because i still don't want to follow the rules but now there aren't any

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Sesame Street @sesamestreet

2 years ago

This #PrideMonth, let's celebrate diversity and unity and spread love and acceptance. Together, we can make the world a kinder place for all. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

I love this except Ariel would absolutely be doing mermaid running youtube.com/shorts/EJuRti5…

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

As someone who has been a professional face painter for over a decade: kids love rainbows. By freaking out about it, you're the one introducing the concept that rainbows are only for the LGBTQ+ community. Trust me, I wish little Serynyteigh hadn't taken the last rainbow lunchbox

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

When I was 5 I started doing improv & acting with a children's theater company called Kids on Broadway Today, most of them are incredibly successful - and in creative roles So if your kid is super extra, don't be mad just be nice so they thank you when they EGOT.

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Thursday Addams (she/her) @cazzerrr

2 years ago

I'm going through photos to edit/save and came across this little bean 💖 I would say I can't believe it's my Nana but then I see baby photos of my mom and niece and aww, they got the not a potato genes too!