Champ @champerdamp

My name is Champ. Sometimes I say funny things. Except in this write-up. Joined October 2011

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Variety @Variety

2 years ago

https://t.co/vWMs8haqf4

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Kate Halliwell @katehalliwell

4 years ago

pray for we deeply nonconfrontational people with crippling secondhand embarassment who have to grind through every second of this bc we're covering it

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Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus

4 years ago

no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve

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I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock. It’s 4:07 Central.

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Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey

4 years ago

Please just show clips of the movies for each nominee. People will not change the channel if you show Daniel Kaluuya acting. I promise.

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Matthew Rosenberg @AshcanPress

5 years ago

I have a Carl Reiner story that I hold very dear to me. I figured I'd share it today, on the day of his passing, because I hope it will bring some other people some joy the way it does me.

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West Shore RCMP @WestshoreRCMP

6 years ago

Parents and trick-o-treaters, have fun tonight! remember to be seen, wear something reflective, stick to the sidewalks and only go to homes with porch lights on. These orders are brought to you by: Officer Baby Henry who came to visit us today! #halloween2019 #CutenessOverload

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Thrones Facts | HOTD 🐉 @Thrones_Facts

7 years ago

Bella Ramsey says the thing she will miss most about playing Lyanna Mormont in #GameofThrones is 'the opportunity to stand up in front of a load of grown men and shame them' (via @TheCut)

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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

7 years ago

Who wins Game of Thrones I think it's Betsy she's gonna win the whole damn thing is there a Betsy I haven't seen the movie it's a movie right what is Game of Thrones do you think Betsy wins the game?

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D'Arcy Carden @DarcyCarden

7 years ago

Hi! How are you? Why don’t airplanes have cup holders?

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Champ @champerdamp

7 years ago

I AM HYPED

Deadline @DEADLINE

7 years ago

I AM HYPED

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Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster

7 years ago

Me after me eat cookie:

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Champ @champerdamp

7 years ago

Give @DarcyCarden an Emmy for tonight’s #TheGoodPlace episode. End of conversation.

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti

7 years ago

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page.

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no context the good place @nocontexttgp

7 years ago

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Andy Herren @AndyHerren

7 years ago

My roommate: "Survivor is on its 37th season? WHAT?" Me: "Yep. And I've seen every episode." My roommate: "You're kidding." Me: "WHY WOULD I KID ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT?" #Survivor

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Arisa Cox @arisacox

7 years ago

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @ETCanada just broke the news that CANADIANS WILL NOW BE ELIGIBLE TO COMPETE ON @survivorcbs! You read that right. Probst is the man! Tell a friend 👌🏽 #Survivor @JeffProbst LINK > bit.ly/2R1gk3k