Chimp Thinks @chimpthinks
process improvement Joined November 2022-
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Really high rn but it would be sick if leagues used AI to bring back legendary commentators like John Madden to commentate current games occasionally
Least favorite joke of all time is when guy bathroom line is long and someone says “wow a guys line this is a first”
Everyone claiming their @SouthwestAir boycott bc of bag fees. You little bitch you are still going to fly it if it’s cheaper
If you run over a cat in the road and keep on driving is it considered a hit & run?
What’s better for weight loss (not eating is not an option)? Eat a whole box of Girl Scout cookies in one night OR eat 2-4 Girl Scout cookies a day for a 7+ days
The alarm was set for 4:30am. My body woke me up at 4:29. Let’s do this! #NFLRedZone
.@Delta please do this to tall passengers only. We won’t tweet sarcastically at you!
Best Zyns: 1. Morning work Zyn 2. First Beer & Fresh Zyn 3. Post dinner Zyn
i’m going to ask santa for an AspireAssist Device this year
is there a better feeling out there than being released from POW
i lock my girl scout cookies in a cabinet, swallow the key, and get to have a cookie every time i poop it out
i feel like pilots forget to turn the seatbelt signs off 70% of the time
ACOTAR series finished. My thoughts (spoiler): - Blood Rite was like Hunger Games… - Throughout series main characters die and are immediately brought back to life (boring) - Could have been way more drama - 4/5 series
all NYCers should have an @AmazonKindle don’t waste critical shelf space with books
This is so true. Always exaggerate a thousand or two. Feels better.
This is so true. Always exaggerate a thousand or two. Feels better.
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