Avocado @chipzandguac

come join the avosquado Joined August 2016

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135
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BBG @bbg1257

9 years ago

rt if my account is fire

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Avocado @chipzandguac

2 years ago

When the #LOVEISBLINDreunion isn’t working…

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6 years ago

yeah sex is great but have you ever had a mental breakdown in a grocery store

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7 years ago

if ur boyfriend or girlfriend doesn’t get you an avocado for Valentine’s Day they don’t really love you

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7 years ago

good morning eat an avocado go outside read a book and vaccinate your fkn kids

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9 years ago

hi everyone spread positivity but also guacamole on your toast

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9 years ago

when i'm pregnant and the ultra sound doesn't show an avocado i'm getting an abortion

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9 years ago

i've been bored lately i think i need guac or like an apocalyptic meteor strike whatever works

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Rachel Lenger @RachelLenger

7 years ago

My body runs on avocados and water.

Avocado @chipzandguac

7 years ago

My body runs on avocados and water.

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7 years ago

happy New Year’s Eve eat guac be happy stay positive tell ur friends you love them drink water be safe

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9 years ago

"what's your zodiac sign?" avocado

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9 years ago

1 time i bought 13 avocados at chief n the cashier goes wow r these all 4 you?? like shut up rebecca u work minimum wage yes they r all 4 me

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9 years ago

fav piece by van gogh in my opinion

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9 years ago

we're all just avocados if you think about it

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7 years ago

it’s an avocado..thaaanks

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9 years ago

i'm just an anxious avocado ://////

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9 years ago

trust issues? guacamole

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7 years ago

if u want cool ppl to follow then follow my following list

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7 years ago

debating on changing my acc to a burger acc for a day for publicity

Joel Franco @OfficialJoelF

7 years ago

debating on changing my acc to a burger acc for a day for publicity

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9 years ago

if u don't eat avocados then i'm putting in my 2 weeks notice to quit being ur friend sry

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2 Followers 17 Following Under this tough exterior, I'm very sensitive.

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2 Followers 58 Following

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591 Followers 809 Following

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606 Followers 575 Following Certified yogurt inspector || https://t.co/VfXjJ5ngV1

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325 Followers 1K Following Victoria concordia crescit. Sports junkie.

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356 Followers 287 Following UT ‘23

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458 Followers 404 Following she/ her

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66 Followers 169 Following

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207 Followers 312 Following This shit is bananas

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10 Followers 240 Following

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140 Followers 286 Following 🐶🦇🐙🦩🐌

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4 Followers 37 Following tweeting my life

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38 Followers 57 Following The only one who knows what's really going on

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39 Followers 264 Following

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14 Followers 61 Following

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131 Followers 481 Following Licensed Veterinary Technologist 🐾

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1K Followers 60 Following Just a lil persimulacrum, hangin' out #FruitsAgainstFascism

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2K Followers 308 Following Maryland Realtor “Where elegance meets expertise” IG: @IvyChristiana

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93 Followers 220 Following

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175 Followers 2K Following 🏳️‍🌈♎️🍾😈👄 (he/him)

pey🌻💛 @probb17

177 Followers 190 Following life is better when you're laughing // just say yikes an move on 🤙🏼

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80 Followers 136 Following A Nice A Berenice o Abacaxi e o filho do Capeta

JENNA🥑 @jennajohnst0n

961 Followers 725 Following @i.love.guac she/her 25

abby @abbyallison21

474 Followers 323 Following

Mashton's Babe @Cakeandbake69

943 Followers 905 Following

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622 Followers 225 Following thoughts of that cucumber that’s been sitting in your fridge for 3 years

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Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts

143K Followers 2K Following Carrot is one of the most famous vegetable in the world.

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151 Followers 184 Following You're beautifern, wonderfern, don't you ever change

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1K Followers 60 Following Just a lil persimulacrum, hangin' out #FruitsAgainstFascism

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23 Followers 130 Following

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307 Followers 0 Following Learn all about your favorite subtropical citrus fruit and living a healthy lifestyle!

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63 Followers 56 Following grass

Some say his mother was a Amish homeschooler who only fed him yams. Others say she grew up in a poor family w/ a yam as her only toy. All we know - is that yam

Yam Facts @yamfact

149 Followers 29 Following Some say his mother was a Amish homeschooler who only fed him yams. Others say she grew up in a poor family w/ a yam as her only toy. All we know - is that yam

dawn @anontokki

255 Followers 232 Following 😯🍀🪲🤺 please dont judge me i used to be an egg impersonation account

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97 Followers 52 Following eggs are bad

STARFRUIT☆彡 @starfruitfact

79 Followers 162 Following I'm out of this world

Slinky Facts @SlinkyFact

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Cantaloupe @CantaloupeHQ

244 Followers 2K Following Fun fact: Cantaloupes are orange

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329 Followers 507 Following a small kumquat in the big apple

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415 Followers 201 Following All things lettuce.

Onion Facts @OnionFactZ

282 Followers 556 Following onions are majestical garden grub

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Real Spinach @spin4chfacts

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101 Followers 60 Following don't you love asparagus?

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125 Followers 153 Following og of the og

Brownie Facts @BrownieFacts

961 Followers 1K Following strong independent brownie who dont need no man. skinny legend. avi by @plumfact

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2K Followers 1K Following hi I'm egg

Broccoli @broccoli_fetish

1K Followers 594 Following The Broccoli Gods appreciate your sacrifice ❤️

A humble avocado advocate for MPK Foods, a family business making delicious seasoning mixes. On a mission to explore the sights and flavors of Los Angeles!

Toni Guacamole @ToniGuacamole

275 Followers 1K Following A humble avocado advocate for MPK Foods, a family business making delicious seasoning mixes. On a mission to explore the sights and flavors of Los Angeles!