Chris Cook @chriscook2
Oppo sit down. Satire in @thisisrobotbutt, @GreenerPastSat, @HumorDarling, @Havencomedy, etc. Oh and @untimed_down. untimeddown.com Chicago, IL Joined March 2009-
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Tossed salads and scrambled eggs
Took an edible and watching my first wrestling show in 25 years AMA #WrestleMania
Kanye was the second gunman
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Wondering if I need to scribble up a darker sequel @GreenerPastSat medium.com/greener-pastur…
Wild to have “as” for a middle name
Wild to have “as” for a middle name
Fully and completely pissing my pants in solidarity with all of the New Years Eve Times Square dwellers
If you haven’t seen the Kim Kardashian Santa Baby music video just close your eyes and imagine Christmas with a magical sprinkle of decaying corpse
Me when I overdo it at the bakery
I stand with Jude Law; justice for the lower budget productions like Star Wars.
I stand with Jude Law; justice for the lower budget productions like Star Wars.
Thanksgiving in a horny Mormon household
Can’t believe that new Target theme song was in Wicked
Honestly dying on #ElectionDay sounds primo
Honestly dying on #ElectionDay sounds primo
Six year old me jacked up watching Craig T. Nelson lead the Minnesota State University Screaming Eagles to victory in the 1994 Pioneer Bowl
Six year old me jacked up watching Craig T. Nelson lead the Minnesota State University Screaming Eagles to victory in the 1994 Pioneer Bowl
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My God, they’re eating Simone Biles and Jamies Winston.
My God, they’re eating Simone Biles and Jamies Winston.
Probably by praising sexual predators or Hitler
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