Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt
Purveyors of fine comedy since 2014. Editors: @steve_dimatteo and @waltbraley Submissions: [email protected] podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rev… Joined February 2014-
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Nearly a whole ’nother year of the necropants lifestyle has gone by, and boy, do I still love the magic money-making scrotum as much as ever. robotbutt.com/2024/01/02/my-… #wyrdwednesday @thisisrobotbutt
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Should have gotten that Cameo when you've had the choice. Old piece on @thisisrobotbutt with @emilykapp_ Why Doesn't Anybody Want a Cameo From Me, O.J. Simpson? robotbutt.com/2020/09/16/why…
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In 2023 I became something of a minor celebrity at Reykjavik’s world-renowned Phallological Museum & now I’m looking forward to another new year with the necropants: robotbutt.com/2024/01/02/my-… @thisisrobotbutt
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