🅲🄷🅁🄸🅂 🆁🅈🄰🄽 🍩 @chrisryanuk

Father, Thinker, Tinkerer - IT consultant & Senior lead in cloud services , obsessed with films, music, powershell, virtualization, storage, networks & cloud. Shropshire UK Joined May 2009

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The Procurement Files @procurementfile

8 months ago

The UK taxpayer paid £499,649 to buy 15 Electric Porsches for the British Embassy in Tirana- to be donated to Albanian Prisons. ‘Part of a drive to net zero.. the required vehicles should be delivered at once’ Contract awarded to Porsche Albania by the FCDO @WokeWaste

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Farmer Tom 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 @Farmer_Tom_UK

a year ago

Hey @McDonaldsUK - if this fast food bag had the license plate of the owner printed on it, don’t you think they’d think twice about spoiling our countryside? It’s a simple fix using technology you already have; come on, get to it! @KeepBritainTidy @McDonalds #KeepBritainTidy

Farmer Tom 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 @Farmer_Tom_UK

6 years ago

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80s Kidz @80s_Kidz

a year ago

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nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft

2 years ago

The IBM 5150 is perhaps the most influential computer in history. Launched in 1981 under the name Personal Computer, the PC marked the beginning of an architecture that became the industry standard and brought innovations and features that continue to be present in the computers…

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nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft

2 years ago

Explain to me like I'm 5. Why does counting start at zero in programming?

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🅲🄷🅁🄸🅂 🆁🅈🄰🄽 🍩 @chrisryanuk

2 years ago

Hey @KFC_UKI, you do know what that word refers to in English slang, right?

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

2 years ago

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I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @il0venostalgia

2 years ago

Only the oldies will know…

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🅲🄷🅁🄸🅂 🆁🅈🄰🄽 🍩 @chrisryanuk

3 years ago

Damn it

I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @il0venostalgia

3 years ago

Damn it

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Retro Game Geeks @RetroGameGeeks

3 years ago

POPULOUS: In 1989 A god set out to defeat other gods. A truly legendary MS-DOS PC strategy/god game from Bullfrog Productions this came to many other formats, did you ever engage in a celestial game of conquest? #retrogaming #Windows #Amiga #Atari #Sega #Nintendo #90s #gaming

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Merill Fernando @merill

3 years ago

Question: What's better than peanut butter and jelly for an Azure AD admin? Answer: Our newly launched feature that adds conditional access policy support to Azure AD PIM. Folks, this is a marriage made in heaven. Read on for a quick walkthrough. 🧵👇🏾

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

3 years ago

The empire strikes back.

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The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

3 years ago

I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place...” I asked “Are you single??” She replied “No, I’m a dentist.” #MondayMorning

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Florian Roth ⚡️ @cyb3rops

3 years ago

BREAKING: Microsoft just announced that they're gonna rebrand M365 as M364

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🅲🄷🅁🄸🅂 🆁🅈🄰🄽 🍩 @chrisryanuk

3 years ago

Brilliant prank

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80s Kidz @80s_Kidz

3 years ago

Im pretty sure Inspector Gadget is around the corner

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New York Post @nypost

3 years ago

'Robot lawyer' powered by AI will help fight speeding ticket as it takes first case in court trib.al/GEKOWGY

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Human Progress @HumanProgress

3 years ago

As people grow rich and move to the cities, more money becomes available for environmental protection and more land can be returned to nature. humanprogress.org/economic-devel…

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Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

3 years ago

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll waste hundreds of dollars on equipment he'll only use a few times a year.

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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana

3 years ago

Removing charitable status from private schools would raise £1,700,000,000. That's almost twice what's needed to fund my #FreeSchoolMealsForAll Bill, giving all primary school pupils a healthy meal every day. Should we protect private school tax breaks or feed hungry kids? 🤔