Skylar @clambetch
pesto/oat girl Joined May 2009-
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kissing someone passionately in a dive bar is one of the few joys we still have left
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Who the fuck broke into my house and took all my ativan
at least the chair won’t abandon her
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Today feels like a Filler episode should I just Die
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On hinge looking for a ride to court Wednesday
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When I tick off one thing from my to do list
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I love to let out a meow every now and then
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bro she’s about to take a lorazepam please text her back
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sorry I can’t, I’m busy liking all the coldplay affair tweets I missed today because I was at my stupid job
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what are some beginner concerts for someone just getting into cheating
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imagine being 77 and still in a situationship with a man you met in the 1960s
imagine being 77 and still in a situationship with a man you met in the 1960s
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going back to work after your lunch break
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Kitten needs a fucking cigarette
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the bond between a girl and her notes app is historical
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meet me half way by the black eyed peas gets me emotional especially when they start harmonizing. idk whats in that song but it just takes me somewhere spiritually
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White ppl b like "thats fair"
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SHE DIDNT GHOST ME SHE WAS JUST IN THE PSYCH WARD, LETS GOOOOOOOO
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