Clare Merritt ☠️ @clarethepirate
It’s all about the music....”If it’s live and it’s loud, that’s all I need to know” - MW🤘🎸🎤🥁🙌 Leeds, England Joined April 2016-
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I’ve been waiting years for Fuse bars to make a comeback, they were ace!
I’ve been waiting years for Fuse bars to make a comeback, they were ace!
Aww gutted, we loved Tank 💔 Built like a brick shithouse, but just the biggest softy ever! Loved giving him a belly rub on the way to the bar 😢
Aww gutted, we loved Tank 💔 Built like a brick shithouse, but just the biggest softy ever! Loved giving him a belly rub on the way to the bar 😢
Yay, I’ll finally get to see @MassiveWagons at @Nath_Brudenell !! Been waiting five years for this 😂 Beers on me lads 🤘🍻
Yay, I’ll finally get to see @MassiveWagons at @Nath_Brudenell !! Been waiting five years for this 😂 Beers on me lads 🤘🍻
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I bet no-one got this alternative @MassiveWagons album cover in their bundle 😂 Out tomorrow! #massivewagons #triggered #newalbum
What an amazing, emotional night (and I wasn’t even there!). Goodnight #TaylorHawkins Much love to @foofighters friends and family everywhere 🤘💜🤘#mugsofrum #TaylorHawkinstribute
Story of the past two years!! 🙈
Ah, the @RockFitPlymouth flash mob. Brilliant!🤘
Ah, the @RockFitPlymouth flash mob. Brilliant!🤘
Haha @Sun_On_My_Side this is so true…Zombies all the way 😂
Haha @Sun_On_My_Side this is so true…Zombies all the way 😂
Brilliant seeing @DirtyHoneyBand in Blackburn last night, these guys are fantastic. Hoping they’ll come back over for a headline tour soon! 🔥
#UK 🇬🇧... We are touring! We heading out on the road for a co-headline tour with @UglyKidJoeBand Who's joining us? 👇👇👇 massivewagons.com/live #rad #wagons #ernieball #fender #gibson #orangeamplifiers #marshall #gig #live #show #music #tour
Couldn’t agree more 😂
You know you’ve been to a @StoneBroken_ gig with @debbie_doodaa_ when you come home with Jaffa cakes 😂
debbie doodaa @debbie_doodaa_
1K Followers 1K Following Yorkshire lass in Durham-ish Fake extrovert 🙈, prone to hyperfixating 👀 Excellent taste in 🎶 Loves tea ☕ ,Stag 🥃 cats 😻 naps 😴 ERB #bearebel 🔻 🖤 🔥
Phil Clarke @PhilTheRocker1
2K Followers 1K Following Sandra Forever❤️Widower💔Broken Hearted Fool💔Family & Friends In Low Places🙏🏻R n’R Cowboy🤠London Roots,Tennessee Heart🧡WHUFC⚒
Earache Records ♠�.. @EaracheRecords
104K Followers 5K Following Keeping Rock & Metal in the game. Where the music and the merch meet: https://t.co/VOfTzymiXS
The Rock Fairy 🤘�.. @TheRockFairyHQ
3K Followers 3K Following 🧠 Neuro diverse diabetic spoonie, northern entrepreneur and eclectic witch🧘🏼♀️Fighting for a fairer music industry and a kinder planet 🌱
Terry Taylor @TAT2630
700 Followers 1K Following
Shelly @popy_1
2K Followers 2K Following
Jack J Hutchinson @JackJHutchinson
4K Followers 3K Following Blues rock guitarist, visual artist & writer. “Gritty riffs and blazing solos” (@PlanetRockRadio). New album ‘Battles’ out 9 Feb 2024.
𝓚𝓪t𝔂-𝓐�.. @Katy_Ann_Snake
4K Followers 2K Following
Bee 🐝 Edwards @TheRedQueen_Bee
2K Followers 1K Following Dancing in the kitchen 🎼 live n loud music/festivals,mum...lover of Gin + cheese 🧀 🎨Art work can be found on https://t.co/AIU40EVFd6
Jan 💙 @jaydee_97
1K Followers 2K Following Nan to 6 (incl twins). Rock music, gigs, festivals, bikes, IOM TT, real ale. Covid avoider 🤞 Similar or same name on the other platforms.
Carly 🤘 @BuckwellCarly
149 Followers 496 Following BFMV, Florence Black, Scarlet Rebels, Halestorm, Those Damn Crows,Stone Broken, Ghost Loves all rock/metal.... 'Start living 'cause we're not dead yet'
Nick @Nick_the_rocker
987 Followers 694 Following Life long rocker; gig goer; fan of classic rock old & new.
Queen Julie🧡💙�.. @JulieGr75097209
912 Followers 766 Following Hazard Mitigation Specialist, MetalHead and incorrigible Giggler
⚡Rebecca⚡ @was_it_10538
605 Followers 458 Following I'm Rebecca, and I like rock n roll 😎 #regularurbansurvivor
The Big Dirty @bigdirtyrock
8K Followers 9K Following Your New Favorite Rock Band.🍆💦🤘🏻 From Northampton, UK. Where they make shoes and the streets are paved with shit.
Yampy Yamyam @YampyYamYam
457 Followers 438 Following Potty mouthed, working class wench from the land of ta ra a bit Music heavy🤘beer cold and will laugh at all things u consider offensive #prfam #IAmPrimordial
Grandalf² @geoff2295
735 Followers 1K Following Short. Fat. Bald. Tattooed. Metalhead. Grump. Serial idiot. Twat. Filthmonger. Unapologetically me.
Archduke Wayne Terenc.. @wayne_dobb
2K Followers 3K Following The Rolling Stones, Wagner, Sinatra,Rammstein,Muse,Van Halen,DFB,Bayern Munchen, Baleful Creed,Becker,Schumacher,Douglas Adams, Bogart, E G Robinson,Walken
Anne Estella חיה @AnneEstellaRock
17K Followers 9K Following Ex-Music Journalist 🇬🇧 Doesn’t suffer fools gladly 👿 Sometimes feisty 🔥 Dogs 🤎🐾 Older & wiser than I look 🤓#IStandWithIsrael 🇮🇱 #BringThemHomeNow 🎗️
LORD NIKKI SMASH @Nikkismash
647 Followers 654 Following “I’ve got 99 problems but a riff ain’t one” 🎸 Frontman HDNF 👊🏻 Founder & CEO @riffyardmedia
Music Mkt Surge 🎵�.. @VideoAdvoc8_22
202 Followers 3K Following 💎More Fans Agency (Free Trials) 🔥Spotify, Youtube, Instagram Submit Your Tracks for Free ➡️ https://t.co/eDzZeKs7P1
Barry lakin @Barrylakin5
2K Followers 4K Following Love leeds united home and away love selling programmes at LS11
Walter Harvey @walter_har5625
21 Followers 56 Following
Come at the King @comeatthekinguk
4K Followers 5K Following “Gloriously filthy rock and roll." 🤘 From Knebworth/London - OVERGROWN - DEBUT ALBUM OUT NOW
roki @roki_miah
700 Followers 1K Following
Dorin Campean @CampeanDorin
107 Followers 803 Following
Aldrich James @Aldrich78507417
86 Followers 679 Following I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself, l love nature🌱 🪴Good music 🎼🎵🎶I like traveling ✈️Sometimes reading.📚
Benji @Handley27Benji
129 Followers 177 Following
VonRyanX @RyanTrotman6
408 Followers 807 Following Bassist for Electric Black, SAAB enthusiast, Sci-Fi, Kilts
The Classic Rock Hub .. @FabClassicRock
365 Followers 892 Following The Official Twitter account for The Classic Rock Hub on FAB Radio International.
Bourbon House @BourbonHouse_
9K Followers 8K Following “Born No Good” out everywhere now!https://t.co/unWOyeZPHT
John Bouskill @JohnBouskill2
70 Followers 231 Following A Real Ale drinking ,Rock n Roll Socialist ✌️
Tony P @LeytherQuo
188 Followers 2K Following Support worker supporting people with learning disabilities the best job in the world. Support Leigh Leopards , love the Quo and the Wagons, Views my own
Matthew Lee @MSL0890
30 Followers 149 Following Just Doing Me♑️K❤️2020…Life Is What You Make Of It 💥💪🏻
Sarah Scarr @sarahmscarr
209 Followers 550 Following A lover of rock/metal music, gigs, books, & gin 🤘
Ronnie Huxford @ronniehuxford
1K Followers 485 Following 🥁@ThoseDamnCrows #crowcast @zildjiancompany |@londonstickco |@hardcase_drums
tt @123ttrace
106 Followers 384 Following
Alan @Alan45890881
66 Followers 112 Following
Nigel Mansfield @NigelMansfield4
295 Followers 2K Following
թꪖꪗꪖకσ թσ.. @BalloonsBenji
25K Followers 25K Following ժɾỉꪜꫀɾ 🚛 💨 AMANTE DE LA JUSTICIA Y LA VERDAD ! POR FIN ESTOY ORGULLOSO DE MI MÉXICO LINDO Y QUERIDO !!GRACIAS!! ¡VIVA! 🇲🇽 ANDRÉS MANUEL LÓPEZ OBRADOR 🇲🇽
💫🤘 •ĐɆ฿�.. @RoseVioletDeb
12K Followers 8K Following #HeavyRock music/Gigs/Tatts 🖤 Books/Brontë/Austen/Poldark/History/Film/Old Hollywood/Travel/Gym/Animals/#KindnessMatters & Respect 🖤📚🐾🐶😺🎸🎶🤘😜🎬💋❤
Gareth Jones @GarethJ97503218
568 Followers 2K Following photography football pvfc - ctfc rock music
Fay Belle @FayBelle_11
11 Followers 50 Following
Hedgehog Cabin @HedgehogCabin
34K Followers 27K Following I operate a small hospital for sick, injured and orphaned wild hedgehogs. Donate https://t.co/wUQRQfPo5i Wishlist https://t.co/4UZ0T2FlAL Ambassador: @DrAmirKhanGP
Louise Hindmarch @looby_lambchop
867 Followers 988 Following Wife & mum of 2. A Rival Daughter who loves all good music. DVT/PE surviver and eternal rock chick 🤘🏻
kalli isborne @Kalliisborne
333 Followers 2K Following Beer drinker, Lactose intolerant cheese lover and metal head. Likes lifting heavy, hates running but will do it anyway. Primordial radio listener.
Jase 🤘 @Jasen_Gee
1K Followers 1K Following Rock & Metal Music/Gigs 🤘🎤🎸🥁 🖤 NRL & State Of Origin 🏉 England Cricket 🏏
leanne booth 🍹🇬.. @L3ANNEB00TH92
228 Followers 1K Following it's the worst days of our lives i know we're all far from perfect but we don't deserve this 🫶🏾
Rob Hutton @RobertRHutton
164 Followers 507 Following An information management professional, a father, a model maker, a wargamer, and an Arsenal fan
MUSIC LOVING PEOPLE @GarryUrwin
5K Followers 5K Following Magazine Journalist - Manager @ https://t.co/i6HH9Jwzeu @MelissaDavisonM PR and Media Management. Social Equality https://t.co/xZHb926SWp…
MICK🐍 @Captainsnake
2K Followers 717 Following 🎵If I can make you smile I will raise my glass and if you don't like it baby you can kiss my arse, yes indeed 💜🐍
Hard Rock Sniper @hardrocksniper
457 Followers 843 Following Lover of Motorcycles,Rock music🤘🏻& my dog 🐕 Meg, ex Sapper RE “Cos I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride “
June @GothmammaJune
252 Followers 231 Following Loves: Nick_the_rocker, family and friends, rock music, animals, horror films, all things Goth. Hates: liars, tories (all liars anyway)
Stephen Griffin @SGriffin_Lab
28K Followers 10K Following Professor of Cancer Virology | Viroporins, Antivirals, Viral Oncology, Immunotherapy | Own views | @IndependentSAGE @LongCovidKids @projecthalo #VaccinesPlus
Dr Lucy Prodgers @lucy_prodgers
852 Followers 1K Following Lecturer in Psychological and Social Medicine | IBD & PsA patient | Researching men's IBD narratives on social media | Qual & arts-based methods | Views my own
TheCoolAdorersOfficia.. @AdorersThe
215 Followers 631 Following We are a Psychedelic Rock band from Oldenburg, Germany! #psychedelicrock #stonerrock #folkrock #rock
@NTl S0ClALlSTA 666 @Treseismol
191 Followers 1K Following \m/ Anti: Socialista/Comunista/Masista/Masón. Pro Industria Orgánica, pro Democracia sin fraude. Satanista. #MuerteAlComunismoYSocialismo
Gareth Baddeley @Gfunk_in3D
606 Followers 909 Following Doctor Who. Musicals. Live music. Next show: Page To Stage - April 2024
Massive Wagons @MassiveWagons
8K Followers 2K Following Lancaster based hard rockers. New album 'Triggered' out through Earache, 28th October!
debbie doodaa @debbie_doodaa_
1K Followers 1K Following Yorkshire lass in Durham-ish Fake extrovert 🙈, prone to hyperfixating 👀 Excellent taste in 🎶 Loves tea ☕ ,Stag 🥃 cats 😻 naps 😴 ERB #bearebel 🔻 🖤 🔥
Phil Clarke @PhilTheRocker1
2K Followers 1K Following Sandra Forever❤️Widower💔Broken Hearted Fool💔Family & Friends In Low Places🙏🏻R n’R Cowboy🤠London Roots,Tennessee Heart🧡WHUFC⚒
Earache Records ♠�.. @EaracheRecords
104K Followers 5K Following Keeping Rock & Metal in the game. Where the music and the merch meet: https://t.co/VOfTzymiXS
The Rock Fairy 🤘�.. @TheRockFairyHQ
3K Followers 3K Following 🧠 Neuro diverse diabetic spoonie, northern entrepreneur and eclectic witch🧘🏼♀️Fighting for a fairer music industry and a kinder planet 🌱
Terry Taylor @TAT2630
700 Followers 1K Following
Shelly @popy_1
2K Followers 2K Following
Jack J Hutchinson @JackJHutchinson
4K Followers 3K Following Blues rock guitarist, visual artist & writer. “Gritty riffs and blazing solos” (@PlanetRockRadio). New album ‘Battles’ out 9 Feb 2024.
𝓚𝓪t𝔂-𝓐�.. @Katy_Ann_Snake
4K Followers 2K Following
Bee 🐝 Edwards @TheRedQueen_Bee
2K Followers 1K Following Dancing in the kitchen 🎼 live n loud music/festivals,mum...lover of Gin + cheese 🧀 🎨Art work can be found on https://t.co/AIU40EVFd6
Jan 💙 @jaydee_97
1K Followers 2K Following Nan to 6 (incl twins). Rock music, gigs, festivals, bikes, IOM TT, real ale. Covid avoider 🤞 Similar or same name on the other platforms.
Thunder @thundertowers
14K Followers 145 Following Pre-order expanded reissues of The Magnificent Seventh, Robert Johnson's Tombstone and Bang! Out 5th April 2024.
Carly 🤘 @BuckwellCarly
149 Followers 496 Following BFMV, Florence Black, Scarlet Rebels, Halestorm, Those Damn Crows,Stone Broken, Ghost Loves all rock/metal.... 'Start living 'cause we're not dead yet'
Nick @Nick_the_rocker
987 Followers 694 Following Life long rocker; gig goer; fan of classic rock old & new.
⚡Rebecca⚡ @was_it_10538
605 Followers 458 Following I'm Rebecca, and I like rock n roll 😎 #regularurbansurvivor
The Big Dirty @bigdirtyrock
8K Followers 9K Following Your New Favorite Rock Band.🍆💦🤘🏻 From Northampton, UK. Where they make shoes and the streets are paved with shit.
Heidikerr - Rock Peop.. @Heidikerr18
560 Followers 395 Following
Revival Black @RevivalBlack_
1K Followers 163 Following THE NEW ALBUM…Under The Light…OUT NOW AT https://t.co/Yqx8PnN2TO
Ian Shuttleworth (aka.. @IanShuffleworry
146 Followers 72 Following ex Terrorvision baldy skin basher tub thumper bloke
Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov
158K Followers 5K Following Political Editor @BylineTimes. Editor @Byline_Media and @FoldedNews Email: [email protected] Subscribe to my newsletter 👉https://t.co/0QAezYSpt9
roki @roki_miah
700 Followers 1K Following
out of context dogs @contextdogs
1.7M Followers 785 Following follow us for daily dog Content 🐶| Dm for credit and removals | art by @sillynubcat
The Leadmill @Leadmill
62K Followers 3K Following Est. 1980, The Leadmill is an events space and community hub based in Sheffield, specialising in live music, club nights, comedy, drag and talks.
The Station Live @Stationcannock
177 Followers 123 Following Premier Live music venue in central Cannock
Animal Rising @AnimalRising
29K Followers 587 Following Join us to take action for animals, nature and climate justice. 🐮 🌱
CULTO @cultoitalian
1K Followers 331 Following 🇮🇹 Italian Kitchen + Takeout in Leeds 🇮🇹 🌑Home of Pizza Nera 🌑 🌱Vegan & GF friendly 😉 🚗 We deliver 7 days a week! ☎️: 0113 3454434 #cultoitalian
No Context Brits @NoContextBrits
1.8M Followers 0 Following A celebration of Great Britain. Contains sarcasm, irony and context. Want to know how to really be a Brit? Link below.
Morph’s Epic Art Ad.. @MorphLDN
746 Followers 92 Following Morph’s Epic Art Adventure London is the UK’s first step-free art trail of its kind, hosted by @WhizzKidz, the UK’s leading charity for young wheelchair users
The Unlikely Pilgrima.. @HaroldFryFilm
549 Followers 26 Following Starring Academy Award Winner Jim Broadbent & Penelope Wilton, exclusively in cinemas April 28th 2023.
Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess
296K Followers 774 Following Charlatan, solo artist, DJ, coffee drinker & author. Oh, and a podcaster too https://t.co/Tf8o4gyUZm
Carol Vorderman @carolvorders
970K Followers 3K Following TV/Best-selling author. @LBC Sunday 4-7pm Free school meals kid at Cambridge, now Educational Philanthropist. Politically independent https://t.co/g9jDJSwPww
Chris Delaney @chris_delaney90
49K Followers 353 Following Full time Senior care worker, part time Tory-disliker! Help I'm trapped in a Reform held constituency until the next election! he/him #TorysOut
TheBEDPostBlog @bed_blog
851 Followers 709 Following Binge Eating Disorder recovery and awareness. Fat. Fibro warrior. Blogger and occasional poet (she/her)
Pressure Drop Brewing @PressureDropBrw
20K Followers 995 Following Making beer in London since 2013. Taproom open Fridays 5-9pm + Saturdays & Sundays 12-8pm
Sir Michael @Michael1979
247K Followers 1K Following Maker of @SturdyPodcast and How to (Almost) Make Friends on the Internet. Persecuted for wearing jean shorts to my grandad's funeral https://t.co/C0gsnmxKIS
Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2
566K Followers 14K Following Lawyer, Vlogger, Big Issue Top 100 Changemaker 2024, CEO CAMPAIGN FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE https://t.co/PncSg2x1Su https://t.co/vMqXRCoVPt
Morph @AmazingMorph
35K Followers 5K Following The official Twitter account for the iconic @aardman character, now starring in The Epic Adventures of Morph on @SkyKidsOfficial & @nowtv!
Cara Lisette @CaraLisette
45K Followers 678 Following professional over sharer | eating disorder & mental health campaigner | writer | speaker | feminist | pro cats | anti tory | she/her
Ethan Klein @h3h3productions
2.2M Followers 639 Following Retired from twitter, apologies if I never got back to your dms! Contact me at [email protected]
VonRyanX @RyanTrotman6
408 Followers 807 Following Bassist for Electric Black, SAAB enthusiast, Sci-Fi, Kilts
cazza @callydonna
95 Followers 543 Following
The Humane League UK @humaneleagueuk
11K Followers 7K Following We exist to end the abuse of animals raised for food. We are #ForTheAnimals
Andy Burnham @AndyBurnhamGM
597K Followers 3K Following Mayor of Greater Manchester (Labour & Co-operative)
Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP
106K Followers 521 Following The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧
The Vinyl Whistle @whistle_shop
6K Followers 543 Following Independent Record Store & Venue in Headingley, Leeds; we buy & sell quality vinyl + sell prints, merch, tickets, coffee & beer. Open 11am-6pm daily
UberFacts @UberFacts
13.2M Followers 1 Following The most unimportant things you’ll never need to know 💥
Eddie Izzard for Brig.. @EddieIzzardLab
33K Followers 117 Following Standing to be the next Labour MP for Brighton Pavilion. Promoted by Sarah Johnson on behalf of Eddie Izzard at 316, 91 Western Road, Brighton, BN1 2NW
Jonathan Lis @jonlis1
120K Followers 2K Following Journalist, commentator, think tanker. Views here are mine but you’re welcome to take them 🏳️🌈
Chris Kamara @chris_kammy
1.9M Followers 2K Following Middlesbrough born, ex-footballer, current tv presenter, football pundit. For events & promos contact [email protected]
NHS Nurses @SocialistNHS
141K Followers 8K Following A socialist nurse working in the NHS. Views are my own and not that of the NHS. [email protected]
Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon
216K Followers 2K Following Labour MP for East Leeds. Leeds born and bred. Secretary of the Socialist Campaign Group of Labour MPs🌹 E-mail for constituents: [email protected]
Refugee Council 🧡 @refugeecouncil
86K Followers 2K Following We stand up for the rights of refugees and people seeking asylum in the UK. We also support and empower people to live safe, dignified and fulfilling lives.
Normal Island News @NormIslandNews
120K Followers 29K Following The UK's 2nd most reliable news source after Gbeebies. Twitter's only good blue tick. Parody from @lktranslator. Get our amazing newsletter to your inbox 👇
Howard Beckett @BeckettUnite
173K Followers 8K Following Socialist. Trade Unionist. Activist. Views strictly my own & absolutely not those of anyone else. A retweet is not necessarily support.
The Ocean Cleanup @TheOceanCleanup
352K Followers 124 Following The Largest Cleanup in History. Follow the latest updates on our mission to rid the world's oceans of plastic. #TheOceanCleanup
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden
2.8M Followers 74 Following Welcome to the positive side of 𝕏. I’m Sander from the Netherlands. All copyrights belong to their respective owners! DM for credits/removal/submission!
Laura Kuenssberg beyo.. @LKTranslator
253K Followers 41K Following The UK's finest journalist. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody. Follow my Substack 👇 https://t.co/au2aBU2YrG
Joe Lycett @joelycett
1.4M Followers 1 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Pre-order Joe Lycett’s Art Hole nowAs a 14 yr old in the 80s updates about emergency school closures were phoned in to the local radio stations. There was no verification on your identity and the notice was read out in good faith. So staff & pupils can thank me for the extra snow day off in 1980. You're welcome.
My 86-year-old dad died a few months ago. I spent yesterday deleting thousands of hardcore porn images and links from his laptop, desktop & memory sticks, so my mum will continue to call him a perfect husband. I may have had a cheeky wank while I was doing it too. Cheers dad.
Today's 4... Went whale and dolphin watching/spotting-we lucked out totally, saw a large pod of pilot whales, 2 common dolphins and a huge, migrating fin whale (crew as excited so must've been unusual) Wander round Funchal, swim,beer, shower, dinner Not bad for his nibs bday ❤️
Wife suggested an open marriage, I agreed. In the ground rules she wanted us to be honest about any encounters we had. I've had to make a couple up because I've had nothing. Not a squeak.
I have a secret box under my bed. It contains household essentials like crockery and kitchen utensils that I'm collecting against the chance that one day I'll be able to move out of my parents' house and rent my own flat. I guess it's a sort of hope chest.
Almost recruited into a gang. For initiation I had to rob an old man of his wallet. Walked up to him nervous & scared. Then he asked "excuse me I'm lost and can't find my way home." I couldn't do it. Instead I helped him get home where his thankful wife explained he had dementia.
Marriage was all but finished, we'd just let it go and silently knew the writing was on the wall. Driving to work one morning and someone on the radio said text your partner and just say I love you. Did it. It was the reset we needed and 20 years on still happy. Thanks DJ.
My boyfriends been cheating, so I joined a dating site found it on there and been catfishing him. He's due to meet the other me in a bar in 10 mins blissfully unaware I'm there with a suitcase of his clothes whilst my dad's changing our locks.
My niece is 11 and has tiktok, I don't agree with it, so when she follows me, I report the account. It usually gets removed within a few days. Then the cycle starts again. I don't feel bad. Internet safety and that
Bought a lottery ticket and got excited about the possibility of being able to buy a house. Something my grandparents' generation were able to do just by working.
Staying in a Travelodge on a work trip I went to get breakfast hungover. It was only when I got back to my room I realised I wasn't wearing my trousers but some tights.
Client moved to rural Wales. Told management they're too important for telesales and need face to face. They're not. Sales barely cover petrol. They live near the best bakery I've ever been. I get a sausage roll and a cake and enjoy some beautiful scenery. All paid for by work.
My dad died 6 years ago but I haven't removed the moonpig reminder to send him a card. I love seeing his name, gets me every time and for a millisecond everything is ok. Happy birthday Dad.
My first fella had a dick that was too big. Next one was too small. Current guy is just right. I feel like Goldilocks
Did a good deed today. Saw someone running for the bus that was directly behind me in traffic. Slowed down to crawl to help them make it. Driver flashed his lights and beeped a bit but really felt like I'd made a difference to that man's day
Both my wife and I work from home. She treats me as a colleague despite us doing completely different roles in very different industries. She keeps bouncing ideas off me to which I nod along helpfully. No idea what she's talking about.
My 10 year old sons school sent a letter home about a school trip. It advises parents to not send kids in with CD players or MP3 players. He has no idea what an MP3 player is. I feel old and the school needs to update their policy.
So my dog passed away 5years ago and she always had subscription food, on a recurring card payment, I didn't cancel the payment because I couldn't bear to admit after 16yrs she'd gone, so I donate the food to the local dog charity with a note every month for the doggy's
Courier in a van cut me up badly and gave me a mouthful of abuse. I've sent him on 16 phantom pick-ups since then. I watch from a safe distance and take photos. I'd have stopped ages ago but he's got a Man Utd sticker.
@fesshole if my stanlēy cheated on me i would not cook for him ever again he would starve
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