merm @classicmerm
I used to be funny on here SLC Joined May 2012-
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Kendrick Lamar hating in four different voices on this song:
no one ever tells you that when you stop tweeting, you no longer know how to participate in discourse. sad!
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Fork found in kitchen
im able to instantly detect if jack antonoff worked on a song due to a visceral hatred of his production style
for a girl who says she’s a poet she really has a knack for using literary references in a way that shows she does not actually understand the literature
The stifling writer's block Taylor is clearly dealing with whenever she tries to write about Travis Kelce is so fucking funny.
your fav sucks and all the songs sound the same !!!!!!!!!!
chappell roan's real name being kayleigh is so funny
I had a dream I was watching American Idol and David Archuleta sang Misery Business by Paramore but he kept forgetting the lyrics
zillennial high school hipster
zillennial high school hipster
Say what you want about OJ Simpson but he inspired one of the funniest movie scenes in history
you’re laughing. oj simpson is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.
Twitter during that Bronco chase would have been gold
if the mortal coil doesn't fit, you must, uh, quit
doing adult things at my adult job (using Microsoft teams to ask my coworker if he has an extra Diet Coke in the fridge)
Poetic Kate @poetickate
18K Followers 1K Following writer, actor, creator 🦀🌙✨|| Venmo: poetickate || schrödinger's proletariat || 🏳️🌈 polyam
ari ✨ @AriWRees
7K Followers 628 Following Writer. Reader. Photographer. Hiker. 9th and 9th Whale Fanatic. 🐋
calvin burke🍉 @calvinjburke
21K Followers 3K Following “a well-known LGBT Mormon advocate”—@thedailybeast. “a faith leader to watch"—@amprog. “lively”—@religiongal. he/him🏳️🌈🇵🇸🍉
peanut ball stan acco.. @aliahdomino
8K Followers 5K Following Mom, wife, L&D RN. 🩺 Be a force for good. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 ✨she/her✨
thrillhouse @nickykens
3K Followers 1K Following splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless, excellent fun ‘til you get to know her | circles @nicky_kens
breanna @slcclementine
3K Followers 775 Following In my defense, I have none. 🧸🍊🦘 ENFJ. Public transit is the future 🚍 Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer.
Matthew @chillwaveguy
12K Followers 5K Following Chungking Express is a 1994 Hong Kong romantic crime comedy-drama anthology film written and directed by Wong Kar-wai.
so molly aye @brainwormsssss
4K Followers 1K Following never got the sex talk {24} she/her ♏️ venmo: mollymoo5678
• rachel • @rachelwilbury
1K Followers 380 Following i'm just a girl, guess i'm some kind of freak • she/her
Senator Mike Jones @MikeJonesSez
2K Followers 597 Following i am being mike i'm just a bunch of internet references in a trench coat He/Him
Bradley Talbot @the_bradpad
4K Followers 2K Following "Mormon No More" on Hulu | Founder of @colorthecampus | Sunday School Lessons on my IG | (He/Him) #BlackLivesMatter
❃ miss madie jean �.. @missmadiejean
2K Followers 810 Following an old-timey bathing suit that lives in the himalayas
Jared Cook @jkimballcook
8K Followers 3K Following Husband & dad. Christian & Latter-day Saint. Lawyer, nerd, cyclist, tinkerer, writer & adventurer. BYU and Minnesota Law grad.
MMWA @Brc20_fly666
1K Followers 4K Following 拥抱BTC 生态 , 拥抱BRC20 , 做铭文忠实铁粉+钻石手🌹🌹🌹 $MMWA 是比特币生态最强meme， 必将百倍打底，千倍启航！ 电报群 : https://t.co/F9KHcJ1YZk
Elizabeth 🤪 @Elizabeth__B78
1 Followers 573 Following Seeking nо-strings-аttaсhеd adult еxperiеnсеs. Let's have sоmе fun!
Pickvitamin Etsy @EtsyVitamin
399 Followers 5K Following offer vitamins and supplements https://t.co/Db3HockxLj https://t.co/mGJDPzEvAA https://t.co/VZiege798U https://t.co/z8nruZi5K4 https://t.co/l8buWOPKdH https://t.co/chsk3XXv9p https://t.co/4FP9SgnVfo
Tui Satuala @TSatuala
371 Followers 441 Following Husband, Dad, Teacher-Coach, Weber State Football alumni,Pickleball addict. Cottonwood High School Head Coach #4thetribe #satualasadopt
Sara Fitzpatrick @SaraFitzpa27475
128 Followers 3K Following
Katelyn priest @katelynp785
0 Followers 88 Following
British Amanda @amanda_bri49719
16 Followers 105 Following
Mark @Mark62081926
898 Followers 2K Following I am a Teacher, a Blockchain Developer Pro/Crypto Currencies, Apostle of Blockchain Technology, AI and IoT Technologist. Above all, I'm a Technology Enthusiast.
Abu_ @Abubaca11060091
353 Followers 5K Following For I, the LorD your God, hold your right hand; it is I who say to you, "Fear not, I am the one who helps you ✝️✝️♥️♥️
Mike @mypublicmike
438 Followers 994 Following my aunt said I was the most evil person she met when I showed her evidence that Trump lost 2020
Chino @ChinoBlanco
2K Followers 2K Following "Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted."
Gregor Maria @GregorDalheimer
239 Followers 683 Following Pol.sci/econ @KielUni | Development Economics @univgroningen... also a fan of the Utah Jazz
Nathan Tonge @FieryBlazeNew
807 Followers 3K Following love video games, going to gaming/anime/comic cons. Wrestling fan. Utah Jazz/Utes/Utah NHL fan, Philly Eagles/LA Angels/Rams fan. Joe Hendry Believer! 👏👏
Josh Krieck @krieck_josh
1K Followers 4K Following Living in Idaho. Raising kids and goats with my beautiful wife. Dabbling in all things Ag Tech and starting to dabble in NFT's as an alternative way to raise $
General Sash @rkinnunen
221 Followers 5K Following
John Parker_Utah @JohnParker_Utah
97 Followers 112 Following
Michael Agré @m2agre
207 Followers 826 Following LDS, Pilot, Music Educator. Making the world a better place one smile at a time!
Matty @_MattyyAllen
88K Followers 52K Following
Fool of a Took @lazyfarmer357
25 Followers 165 Following father of monsters - voted most likely to start a hermit commune - Norman Rockwell would paint my life
Michael Zilles @MichaelZilles
522 Followers 2K Following
the ghostly Sasquatch.. @harry_the_ghost
451 Followers 483 Following Cain’s cousin|| Relieved exmormon|| single dad ||Slowly unpacking trauma and rebuilding a life worth living || ADHD ||слава україні! he/him
Bird @utbirdu
0 Followers 203 Following
William Steven @William71706419
3 Followers 120 Following
Pai @paisevier
121 Followers 812 Following I am a seagull, very far from shore, but in the mountains for some reason, not notable for any other reasons.
💫kittykat💫 @lawlesskat
684 Followers 275 Following back on my bullshit 💖💛💙 belly dancer she/her alt. @kat_lawless
all blazed foo @enchilladog
1K Followers 2K Following Blaze it | 29 | cat dad | 999 | skateboarding | cannabis | trees/water lover | coffee | everything mellow sometimes heshAF🏔🍺♉️ #blm #acab #radical #adhd #bpd
Kennedy Ngumbi @NgumbiKennedy
903 Followers 955 Following A man who's trying to change a life| African Optimus prime|Mormonl Founder @13foodscompany https://t.co/P6DP3XDXOM
drpepper28 @drpepper28
102 Followers 952 Following
Kevin @kevindotcom
247 Followers 882 Following Husband | Father | Product Design Leader @Meta Reality Labs | VR Developer Advocate | Technology geek | US Navy Veteran | My tweets are my own.
KrownVic @KrownVic
281 Followers 822 Following 39 yo gamer, sometimes writer, lover of marijuana, genderfluid, raider with a small side of psycho fo76 virtual photog, random 76 shiz
potatum🥔 @pot8um
27K Followers 9K Following appalachian autistic artist ✺ AuDHD ✺ advocate 🌻 autodidact ✺ anti-capitalist ✺ activist 🌈 she/they
Grant Amann @GrantBikesLA
734 Followers 2K Following Urban Planner in the Wasatch Mountains and Salt Lake City 🚴♂️🌴🌊🚌♻🏙 Sustainability / Equitable Focus • USC '20 • he/his • hablo español
Karl @Gimpy_old_man
620 Followers 2K Following Here for the laughs & inspiration. Married, father of 4 boys. SCI survivor. Ex-GOP, worried for our democracy. Will NOT send DMs! #Chiefs, #Rockies, #Jazz
Poetic Kate @poetickate
18K Followers 1K Following writer, actor, creator 🦀🌙✨|| Venmo: poetickate || schrödinger's proletariat || 🏳️🌈 polyam
ari ✨ @AriWRees
7K Followers 628 Following Writer. Reader. Photographer. Hiker. 9th and 9th Whale Fanatic. 🐋
calvin burke🍉 @calvinjburke
21K Followers 3K Following “a well-known LGBT Mormon advocate”—@thedailybeast. “a faith leader to watch"—@amprog. “lively”—@religiongal. he/him🏳️🌈🇵🇸🍉
peanut ball stan acco.. @aliahdomino
8K Followers 5K Following Mom, wife, L&D RN. 🩺 Be a force for good. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 ✨she/her✨
thrillhouse @nickykens
3K Followers 1K Following splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless, excellent fun ‘til you get to know her | circles @nicky_kens
Stacey Harkey @StaceyHarkey
18K Followers 971 Following My dad once asked me if letting me play the trombone made me gay and honestly I don’t know (He/Him)
breanna @slcclementine
3K Followers 775 Following In my defense, I have none. 🧸🍊🦘 ENFJ. Public transit is the future 🚍 Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer.
Matthew @chillwaveguy
12K Followers 5K Following Chungking Express is a 1994 Hong Kong romantic crime comedy-drama anthology film written and directed by Wong Kar-wai.
Shelby Hintze @ShelbyHintze
7K Followers 2K Following Social media manager. Former news producer. Voted most likely to host a late night talk show, if they let girls do that kind of thing.
so molly aye @brainwormsssss
4K Followers 1K Following never got the sex talk {24} she/her ♏️ venmo: mollymoo5678
• rachel • @rachelwilbury
1K Followers 380 Following i'm just a girl, guess i'm some kind of freak • she/her
Senator Mike Jones @MikeJonesSez
2K Followers 597 Following i am being mike i'm just a bunch of internet references in a trench coat He/Him
Bradley Talbot @the_bradpad
4K Followers 2K Following "Mormon No More" on Hulu | Founder of @colorthecampus | Sunday School Lessons on my IG | (He/Him) #BlackLivesMatter
TAG Music @TAGmusic
1K Followers 125 Following
Tui Satuala @TSatuala
371 Followers 441 Following Husband, Dad, Teacher-Coach, Weber State Football alumni,Pickleball addict. Cottonwood High School Head Coach #4thetribe #satualasadopt
Luis F. Cruz @lcruzconsulting
12K Followers 625 Following
veronika davil @veronikadavil
97 Followers 62 Following
Andy Rodriguez @zoobiebrothers
747 Followers 1K Following “Don’t ask me, I’m not in charge!” • BYU • Civil Engineering
Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.2M Followers 1.3M Following Late Night with Wob - NBA Postgame Show, exclusively on @SiriusXMNBA ||||| @SorareNBA ||||| @SkyWobAlerts
SHAQ @SHAQ
15.8M Followers 878 Following VERY QUOTATIOUS, I PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF SHAQNESS @djdiesel
Granite School Dist. @GraniteSchools
15K Followers 4K Following Official Granite School District Twitter account providing highlights on our programs and students. Account is NOT monitored 24/7. Oh...and we are funny too
José González @_JoseGonzalez_
27K Followers 1K Following I play guitar and sing. Excited about #EffectiveAltruism #EcoModernism #SecularHumanism • Find my music here: https://t.co/KyE72UUtjv
NADIE SABE @tatianrry
1K Followers 950 Following i pop when we get intimate. venmo: Tatiana-Hernandez-6
Utah Division of Mult.. @MulticulturalUT
2K Followers 1K Following Promoting an inclusive and equitable climate for Utah's multicultural communities.
Benito @sanbenito
4.9M Followers 0 Following
Melodie Jackson @Kid_melodie
3K Followers 515 Following I came from a Black Woman who came from a Black Woman who came from a Black Woman. 🏳️🌈
Sebastian Stewart-Joh.. @RealSebastianSJ
1K Followers 261 Following (he/him) 22 y/o activist; Co-founder and Executive Director of the @blackmenaces; All views are my own
Black Menaces @BlackMenaces
7K Followers 74 Following We will empower people of marginalized communities by using the power of social media. We have decided to televise the revolution.
Janan @jananamirah
8K Followers 1K Following I am not a historian. I happen to think that the content of my mother's life — her myths, her superstitions…are all worthy of art. - A. Wilson | Dissertating 📝
#RingoStarr @ringostarrmusic
2.1M Followers 15 Following
why you should have a.. @shouldhaveanima
1.7M Followers 38 Following The Perfect account to show your parents when you want an animal 🦆
BEYONCÉ @Beyonce
15.3M Followers 9 Following
Caleb McLaughlin @calebmclaughlin
1.4M Followers 227 Following •BeYourBiggestFan • EmbraceYourFace • https://t.co/DX8mrfxfJP
9th & 9th Whale @9thand9thwhale
4K Followers 427 Following I am The Whale in Salt Lake City’s 9th and 9th neighborhood. You are beautiful and make this world brighter. Be you! 🐋🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️🫶 (not original artist)
true blooded aggie fr.. @sydneyjo_smith
480 Followers 1K Following USU | she her | biochemistry and premed | KΔ
sam @oreillyautoprts
1K Followers 453 Following father to two ungrateful cats, 8th generation appalachian, educator, unapologetic anti-fascist, proud union member, 🏳️🌈, opinions are my own
A Suffix Kīng 👑 @palakiks
2K Followers 965 Following @BYU alumnus | Formerly @BYURadio | @UHManoa grad student studying Native Hawaiian Law | Kanaka Maoli | he/they 🌈 #DecolonizeHawaii | Same @ on all socials
The Demon Haunted Cul.. @Cultural__Hall
1K Followers 958 Following Multi-purpose space. Basketball. Wedding receptions. Ward talent shows. Overflow seating.
Rachel Hunt Steenblik @rachelsteenblik
9K Followers 3K Following Founder @tinykindness 💛 Author #MothersMilk & #IGaveHerAName w/ @ByCommonConsent & #MormonFeminism w/ @OUPReligion 📚
Miriam Castle M.Ed. @MiriamECastle
61 Followers 71 Following @UUtah Masters of Education, Culture, and Society. High school social studies teacher. opinions are my own. she/her
🌻 @ordinary_maryy
149 Followers 304 Following I’m probably sipping coffee and falling down an internet rabbit hole.
Flores 🇩🇴🇸�.. @Kayceebeasts
692 Followers 727 Following a real life human..oh yea I broke my neck. Follow me on TikTok, twitch, and Instagram : @kayceebeasts
sad kirby @keatonmerrell
16K Followers 983 Following He/Him | @marproff | Child of God | politically tired, perpetually sleepy | music nerd raised in AZ | Currently listening to: Charli XCX & Death Grips
The guy from Toy Stor.. @Thegreat_andino
29 Followers 358 Following he/him, 🏳️🌈, stardew valley's latest bimbo
Spencer Quain @SpencerQuain
779 Followers 952 Following Local government enthusiast. Geographer. Urbanist. YIMBY Provo. Post-Mo
Human shaped tofu chu.. @Cozmoxvx
334 Followers 221 Following Piercer for the people. Vegan for the animals. Instagram- @ xcozmox
Danny Rocket @DannyRocket
185 Followers 354 Following 31🇲🇽(Any pronouns, who cares) 👻Touhou,🤔Theoretical Linguistics,🤖NLP,🍣sushi chef, 🎹musician, &😱cryptid. (Eng/Esp/Ita/中文) 🤘🏼👹GOTH YUUGI🍶
Lizard the Wizard �.. @wizardlizzy
139 Followers 1K Following LDS Christian. Democratic Socialist. I like Jesus. My husband is cute. My child is ONE pls send help. she/her Mastodon: @[email protected]
@ComplexMusic Kendrick: "Why are you getting personal this is rap?" Also Kendrick: "All the reasons I don't like you are personal"
Kendrick Lamar on "Euphoria" 😭 “I hate the way that you walk, way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress.”
Kendrick Lamar for 6 minutes straight:
Dear @MTV We humbly nominate ‘euphoria’ by @kendricklamar for a Video Music Award for “Best Video Ever.”
Kendrick Lamar hating in four different voices on this song:
Kendrick Lamar has just DROPPED a DISS song on Drake called “euphoria”.. 😳🔥 “Don’t tell no lie about me, and I won’t tell truths about you”
ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
this moment is a historic — and i mean ALL-TIME — fumble of the bag by joe biden. his opponent is literally sitting in a courtroom every day getting torn to shreds and he can’t capitalize on it at all because he refuses to try to stop a genocide! i can’t believe what i’m seeing!
i love bad bunny’s sexy little librarian glasses
this is how i feel when i listen to jackie and wilson btw
Man up, Justin.
Justin Bieber sparks concern after including photos of himself crying in his latest photo dump.
If any Blue Beetle fans are worried/ want to know what me and @jacobysalcedo’s POV is on immigration… our first book FRONTERA should clear that up 😇
Jaime is suprisingly getting a lot of love what with his solo and that graphic novel “This land is our Land ” which LOOKS SO GOOD . ( hopefully finally getting a writer thats bothered to give a stance on immigration I hope instead of centrist bull)
We’ve got the largest anti-war movement in recent memory happening in this country right now and people on social media don’t even know about it because the way these apps are now suppressing and prioritizing speech. It’s unreal.
Unsurprised to discover not everyone’s entire Twitter feed right now is cops brutalizing college professors and students and prominent dems shrugging their shoulders and calling anti-war protesters plants of hamas.
no one ever tells you that when you stop tweeting, you no longer know how to participate in discourse. sad!
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Sorry it sounds like I repeat myself, I just grew up studying the chiasmic structures of the Book of Mormon
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWD
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