incorrectables @cluebee
tweeting about my thoughts and stuff, ya feel? Joined October 2014-
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someone literally called in sick “because my belly button hurts”
either the world ends today or a woman becomes the president oh wooooow what a hard choice
How to have a good day: 1. Buy a lettuce 2. Name the lettuce Susan 3. Take Susan for a walk 4. Put Susan in bed 5. Die in your sleep
@simplebagel fact: bagel dominance is the root cause of all modern conflict
@cluebee search modifier: "without talent"
how to be entertaining: a google search to be interesting
agreeing to do a presidential debate drinking game is like agreeing to dIEEE
oh gosh please don't forget to cast spells and cause spook this month
Banana is the quietest snack
to make something clean you have to make something dirty
Good morning I hope you have a good day and dont die
REAL talk though: how bad was windows vista, am I right??
you know you're old when you're still talking about ms paint
@cluebee "you didn't have to stoop so low! now you're just somebody that I used to know" (I miss you, seventh follower <\\3)
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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish
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