Michael @clurmichael
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hotdogs, that's all I've ever wanted Joined December 2010-
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Me after two drinks on an old coworker’s IG
*In @UncleBlazer voice* I’ll be by the pool
Me texting an old coworker I haven’t talked to in a year
90% of my friends are married with kids and I’m eating a cold Crunchwrap from last night for breakfast on a Monday morning ayyyy I’m doing great guys
Scored a goal in soccer tonight so I got myself a lil treat
Who wants to see me make an ass of myself in a few months?!?!
“Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown”
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Asked my boyfriend to get butter from the grocery store and he came back with this
When you’re 31 and still find it necessary to go to The Riv on a Thursday
Interning with 19-20 year olds has been cool in the sense that every time I see a word I don’t recognize I have to Google it to see if it’s a new youth word I don’t know or a typo
The two genders
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the claire dynasty is upon us
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