Chris Staten @cmstaten
TCB-ing. Taking Care of Business-ing. linktr.ee/cmstaten Fort Collins, CO Joined September 2014-
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I made this @NewYorker style cartoon in about 10 minutes with art by @midjourney copy by @OpenAI ChatGPT and prompts/photoshopping by me. Crazy.
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People who organize events so the rest of us have something to do are the angels among us.
Hikes to the top of things are always 45 minutes longer than I want them to be.
The people who sit at wine bars in airports are exactly the type of people you’d imagine sit at wine bars in airports.
Just realized that 'alma mater' translates to 'nourishing mother,' so now I've got the image of James Madison as my nourishing mother. @JMU
My dog scored a slice of sidewalk pizza and now everything—leaf, rock—is potential pizza and must be examined thoroughly.
I found $60 on a sidewalk today—three crisp $20 bills. Even tho it’s 2021, Venmo exists and I live in Colorado, I still think someone was on their way to meet a dude for weed.
The wind today feels like a personal attack.
My whole life people have been telling me to use a plate.
Chris Staten retweeted
I’ve spent the last week bumping up against a general ennui and sadness, trying to name it, but its name is just fucking smoke: annehelen.substack.com/p/what-it-feel…
There's a diner in my town called the Ever Open Cafe that's open from 7am-8pm.
Feeling really big David Byrne/“how did I get here” vibes today.
Some days I feel like the guy in the painting. But without the good head of hair. youtube.com/watch?v=YlyXZG…
I just figured out how to remove Siri from the touchbar and my life is 100000% better.
Waiting 15 minutes to see how I feel after my second dose meant something very different back in college. #vaccine
What I wouldn’t give for a current food/culture podcast with Anthony Bourdain.
Chris Staten retweeted
Reminder: just because you are vaccinated does NOT mean you should let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in thirty seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner
Just got jabbed with **german accent** ze Pfizer!
What brought me to this page is no longer relevant. Team #Rodfather
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