Computer Man! @computermanx69
HAHA funnie computer ! | lapsed and prolapsed | recovering mens microbikini enthusiast | too sexy for @TwitterSupport | #bouncebois computer.xxx West Internet Joined September 2021-
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why are people such fucking pieces of shit? this is a reply to a Craigslist ad for an empty computer case
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just wanted to check in on this absolutely insane infographic from 2012 and see if todays inflation has made it make sense and the answer is no
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people will often stop me in the street to ask 'nutsling, why is the nutsling red?', and they're often surprised to hear there's a very good answer! the answer is that it represents the blood of our fallen comrades
went to the nw pinball show in tacoma and over heard a guy talking about the feminizing aspect of products and foods made from soy lol can’t believe that’s still going around earnestly in 2022
you know how like a hardcore show always smells like someone exploded all 12 scents of Axe Body Spray into a poorly ventilated space
you know how like a hardcore show always smells like someone exploded all 12 scents of Axe Body Spray into a poorly ventilated space
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KATE BUSH - RUNNING UP THAT HILL (COVER)
one of my all time favorite things to do is work hard on something that doesn’t benefit me on someone else’s behalf
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Haruki Shiga: who need they pancreas ate?? Yamauchi Sakura: Omg me!
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wait wait wait, so the mom who ran fucking circles around a whole ass swat team to save her sons was threatened with a probation violation for talking to the media & dragged in front of a judge? thank god the judge saw sense, but who made this threat?
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Really got the full spectrum here.
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Happy #ShutTheFuckUpFriday, kiddos!! Here's a relatively new edition to STFUFriday from some antifascist lawyers.
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