Unsinkable Sarah Dee @sarah_asabit
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Baby no amount of Jesus is going to block that pain.
Baby no amount of Jesus is going to block that pain.
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I've fallen and I can't get up
Kindergarteners love Rick and Morty.
If anyone wants to know me as a child, watch Meet Me in Saint Louis. I’m Tootie.
If anyone wants to know me as a child, watch Meet Me in Saint Louis. I’m Tootie. https://t.co/nUACR2gEwj
Psst: Nails hidden in the meat. One knife is cut. Pass it on.
The core body of yew for purifying taste. 3 size.
It’s a leap year. Brace yourself for the February 29th birthdays; they’re such fucking nerds.
Almost all the men I’ve dated have asked for consent first. This is the way it’s supposed to be.
Almost all the men I’ve dated have asked for consent first. This is the way it’s supposed to be.
Explaining to my new man that teachers taking multiple naps a day during break is very normal behavior and I’m not depressed.
What’s it mean if you see Snoopy in a state of decomp?
What’s it mean if you see Snoopy in a state of decomp?
Girl’s night! Who’s with me!
Ladies, get yourself a carpenter; they understand angles.
The best part of a new relationship is realizing all the hoodies you’re going to very innocently (🥺) take.
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big money salvia @kahtrinuh
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4K Followers 1K Following lengthy tol boi ,, quite ,.., flatulent 💨 grey hownd , now wifth sistorb @daisythelongdog ! honorororary membor of @TheCatSenate 🐕momb pro nouns they/themb@leftoversushi says this looks like me but cmon, like I know how to run a business
Feb 19th 1986 - Barry Seal recorded a video about his involvement with the CIA, DEA and Mexican drug cartel. 📽️📅 Depicted in American Made (2017) * IRL he recorded many videos, but it's not known if he recorded one on this date which is also [Redacted for spoilers]
Totally do not hope you get hit by a car or anything you massive moron
Anyone else find it strange that “Ashkenazi” literally has the word Nazi in in it?
@sarah_asabit Personally in my opinion it is not gross but looks like the absolute worst place to have a burn, ow!
@sarah_asabit no you're actually stronger now like those Asian grandpas who test boiling oil temperature with their finger
@sarah_asabit happy birthday, Sarah! I hope you have a wonderful day!!! 😊❤️
@sarah_asabit Rick and morty childhood birthday party to smoking weed out of a Rick and morty bong pipeline
@sarah_asabit They simply love the character “Mister Poopy-Buttpants” it’s true
this actually looks like loads of fun to do, suddenly all sexy dance feels so stale and old. im gonna make my friends learn the charleston and have the time of our lives
Lucille Ball dances "The Charleston" with her daughter Lucie Arnaz and close friend Ginger Rogers in 1971.
These are all incredibly mid pens . Y'all don't know shit about pens
which pen are you using?
Would you talk to me? Y/N
This time last week it was -4F and today it’s 70F and I’m wearing a dress 😊
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When did you first see yourself represented in cinema?
the human mind wasn't designed to be a participant in genocide
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