Simon Hallgth-Jolly @cyclosophy

Counsellor-in-training, passionate road cyclist, amateur photographer/Instagrammer, writer, and NFL fan. See @_pragmatist_ for my mental health feed. escapecollective.cc Sydney, Australia Joined November 2009

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Simon Hallgth-Jolly @cyclosophy

2 months ago

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2 months ago

@farman4x The whole image looks AI-generated, but it's the woman's smart watch.

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2 months ago

Aww

L A R R Y @LarryOConnor

2 months ago

Life is beautiful.

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Simon Hallgth-Jolly @cyclosophy

2 months ago

Stelvio! 😍

Roadman Podcast @Roadman_Podcast

2 months ago

Name this climb👇

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Simon Hallgth-Jolly @cyclosophy

2 months ago

@folding_laundry @Roadman_Podcast But you didn't just say you prefer men's racing. You said you weren't interested because "it's noticeably less competitive and interesting," which is just objectively false.

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2 months ago

Did you know that @google also deliberately enshittified Search to increase the likelihood that you will need to run more searches to find what you want because each search query makes them money? @doctorow wrote about it.

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2 months ago

So, @YouTube knows how addictive reels are, and a while back they became the first thing you see when you open the app. Now when you open it, it opens on a playing reel. What happened to "Dont be evil" eh, @Google?

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2 months ago

@folding_laundry @Roadman_Podcast When I speak truth to idiocy, yes. Yes, I do.

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Simon Hallgth-Jolly @cyclosophy

3 months ago

@AvaBennettqk "People keep guessing, but no one gets it right." *looks in comments to find everyone has guessed it right*

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3 months ago

@AvaBennettqk A watch springbar. It holds your strap to your watch.

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3 months ago

@folding_laundry @Roadman_Podcast They're still operating at peak human female performance. Do you seriously watch a great women's race and say, "That would've been worth watching if they were going 5kmh faster"? If so, the only explanation is that you're sexist.

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Simon Hallgth-Jolly @cyclosophy

3 months ago

@folding_laundry @Roadman_Podcast Are we watching the same race? The #TDFF is more competitive and interesting than the mens except that it's too short. More stages would make the battle more interesting. Women don't have to perform at the same level as men for it to be exciting...

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Kush @kushika_twt

4 months ago

If data centers only need water for cooling, why don't they use dirty water instead of clean drinking water? Same cooling, and no waste of drinkable water.

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Simon Hallgth-Jolly @cyclosophy

4 months ago

Seriously @DisneyPlus & @GooglePlay ? A 40% price hike? You're forcing me onto premium? There's no way to change my subscription level throughthe Play Store. I'm going to have to cancel my account to change my plan. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Simon Hallgth-Jolly @cyclosophy

5 months ago

@krassenstein Instagram is partially affected too.

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Simon Hallgth-Jolly @cyclosophy

5 months ago

@Roadman_Podcast Love the performance of electronic, but friends have struggled with battery and cable issues. I don't need that extra little bit of performance to enjoy my cycling. I'm happy to stick with my Force 22 group. I have enough things to charge without adding my groupset to the list.

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Simon Hallgth-Jolly @cyclosophy

7 months ago

@ryu360i Is this account AI?

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7 months ago

@nytimes Jack Karlson was not a conman. He was mistakenly identified as the conman by police who were told was in the same restaurant. Hence his speech about the abuse of his rights. He was an out-of-work actor hence the theatrical nature of the speech. nytimes.com/2026/03/31/wor…