Daniel Ness @daniel_ness
Glasgow, Scotland Joined January 2009-
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I bet @LidlUK don't use real jam in their battenburgs
Buying a ticket to Polyphonic Spree for November and giving 2003-me a pat on the head.
The scariest part of Babadook, Daniel Henshall. #snowtown
If nothing else at least @SkyHD are consistent with when they throttle youtube traffic each day.
When Pugsy breathes on the screen and it steams up it feels like he's sexually taunting me.
I like that Des O'Conner has started looking like a Victorian mill owner.
I wonder if there's a name for the type of google search that only yields yahoo answers results? For example, "Do cats have wrists?"
If there is a god Miley Cyrus' brain will force her jaw shut while she's doing that tongue thing and prevent any future embarrassment.
Did that woman just put apple juice in a pot noodle? #gogglebox
If Dexter finishes on a shot of him riding an alpaca into the sunset I vow to repress the memories of last 7 years of my life.
People clapping along to music... every ITV show ever.
@edwardo_ka @adrianroworth Gave it a shot last night. Nothing.
Work or play "Sir, You Are Being Hunted"? Stressful.
I hate when colleagues ask me to do something in Windows. I look like I've been blagging all this time.
T Roberts @TSRoberts86
4 Followers 18 Following On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand dare seize the fire?
Daniel Sloof @daniel_sloof
2K Followers 689 Following Threat Intelligence / Digital Forensics @sansecio
Simon Dick @simonhdick
118 Followers 464 Following hockey player, geek, Head of Engineering at Cox Automotive Europe.
Hailie Jondle @HailieJondle
2 Followers 71 Following
sixbysix. @the6by6
161 Followers 131 Following A UK Magento agency specialising in design and development of Magento eCommerce solutions for clients around the world.
Sky Help Team @SkyHelpTeam
236K Followers 57K Following Official help page for @SkyUK. 8.30am-9pm Weekdays and 9am-9pm Weekends. Prefer Facebook? Follow us & Get in Touch on Sky Help FB https://t.co/ODM04JKiBa
Laura McLaren @LauraKelly__
131 Followers 207 Following
DundeePHP @DundeePHP
442 Followers 642 Following Local PHP User Group for Tayside, Fife, Angus and Perthshire who meet up on the 4th Thursday of each month. Organised by @_iaini and @shdblowers
Property Link Homes @propertylinkhom
419 Followers 3K Following Yorkshire based mortgage brokers helping residential and commercial clients nationwide. A truly bespoke service from start to finish. Call 01765692331
Ben Staveley @bsstaveley
771 Followers 1K Following Works in SaaS, loves MarTech and eCommerce. Expat living in NYC, enjoys a beer or 3.
EnviroHack 2015 @EnviroHack2015
359 Followers 1K Following How can we use linked open data to help create a better environment? From @NERCscience, @bodc, @CEHScienceNews, @RedNinjaStudios, @KTNUK
Paul @paulcallaghan86
4 Followers 17 Following
Glasgow PHP @glasgowphp
910 Followers 374 Following Monthly meetup of PHP developers from Glasgow and surrounding areas.
Nick Beecroft @Silverback_Nick
71 Followers 350 Following Recruitment Manager, qualified Mechanical Engineer with 8 years Oil and Gas, Aerospace, Nuclear and Defence Experience.07867381325 [email protected]
Mike @strayobject
320 Followers 1K Following @glasgowphp co-organizer. Programming in PHP, GO, Elixir. Winter swimming in Scottish lochs. I enjoy sailing, skiing & a good drive.
Alastair Brodie @ajtbrodie
72 Followers 352 Following
Giarc @jardinec
1K Followers 3K Following Project juggler and occasional code wrangler @infiniteeye Fully certified Jazzwegian.
NHTGglasgow @NHTGglasgow
181 Followers 2K Following Weekend hack day / hacathon / hackcamp in Glasgow, part of @RewiredState's National Hack the Government #NHTG14
Jaermann & Stübi @JaermannStubi
320 Followers 845 Following Limited Edition Luxury Watches Made from the Clubs of Golf Legends
Kevin Walker @Kevin_L_Walker
291 Followers 253 Following Managing Director @the6by6. Magento Certified Developer Plus.
Cultus Mechanicus @mechanicuscult
41 Followers 166 Following
Maggie Ness @maggiefness
11 Followers 21 Following
Lisa Furness @Minxsta75
3K Followers 2K Following Single mama, domestic abuse survivor, past life mountaineer, herbalist, lover of life and people who make me laugh. Especially those that don’t mean to do it!
Lynsay Speirs @lynsay_speirs
760 Followers 959 Following Bridal Store Owner - Positive Thinker - Trainer Wearing - Wannabe Rapper
Lisa Clifford @mslisaclifford
414 Followers 252 Following High Performance Speaker, Trainer, Firewalking Instructor & Coach... Reshaping Beliefs Creating Unstoppable People
Rachel @rachelb2706
108 Followers 419 Following
Gayle Barclay @GayleBarclay1
18 Followers 203 Following
Daniel Ness @danielness
116 Followers 95 Following
Kirsty Burns @kirsty_hunter82
496 Followers 345 Following Account Director @dogdigital I have a keen interest in the K9 world. Love my grub, wine and coffee.
Pamela Forsyth @DoddyPDoddy
131 Followers 468 Following Audio, Video, Disco - inspired by all things digital
David Ness @davidgness
28 Followers 91 Following
Louise McK @Louise_Tropic
124 Followers 343 Following
Adrian Roworth @adrianroworth
105 Followers 611 Following Creative front end developer. My latest plaything: https://t.co/oCaJ0Wzosp
Gary Alexander Devena... @GaryDevenay
608 Followers 1K Following
Alistair Scott @aliscott
431 Followers 399 Following I love clouds ☁️ Creating https://t.co/jFpD9c7s7h (YC W21) 💰📉
Sashi @mer1ssakaukCPTP
236 Followers 2K Following
Princes Square @PSrestaurants
3K Followers 4K Following Princes Square: 8 restaurants Glasgow City Centre: cocktails,wine, party venues, Cafe, Bar & tasty food + FREE WiFi
sabnzbcup @sabnzbcup
1 Followers 1 Following
Kate Jackson @KateJackson294
4 Followers 96 Following
Jeffrey P Nesker @JeffreyPNesker
2K Followers 2K Following Filmmaker, Risk-taker, Hip Shaker. “Rageista” and Gonzo-Journo @wakingthered / @torontotilidie Opinions are my own, and often maddeningly contrary.
Emma Byrne (Aitken) @emmabyrne17
10 Followers 17 Following
Jenny Aitken @Jenny_aitken
9 Followers 60 Following
James Gibb @JamesinGlasgow
92 Followers 182 Following Movies, United, Music and Poker. Not necessarily in that order.
Douglas Barr @egress77
21 Followers 136 Following
Fesshole🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 499 Following Confess your sins anon - will the internet absolve you? ADD FESS https://t.co/B6Bo42Rzeh LIVE SHOW TICKETS https://t.co/OBRqMIHFJk
Daniel Sloof @daniel_sloof
2K Followers 689 Following Threat Intelligence / Digital Forensics @sansecio
Craighead Primary @CraigheadPS
694 Followers 169 Following Sharing news, achievements and successes. 'Nurturing, supporting and challenging our children as they grow as learners.'
Calvin and Hobbes Fan... @Calvinn_Hobbes
686K Followers 52 Following Posting all the greatest from the famous Calvin & Hobbes comics by Bill Watterson. Not affiliated with Calvin & Hobbes Contact: [email protected]
Laura McLaren @LauraKelly__
131 Followers 207 Following
Rust Commit Log @RustUpdates
75K Followers 2 Following Live tweeting commits for the PC version of @playrust.
Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano
1.0M Followers 1K Following 🤣 “TERRIFIED” standup special out now! 🎤 “Everything’s Fine” Theater Tour on-sale now!! 📺 Impractical Jokers on *TBS* 🎙️ Hey Babe & Taste Buds Podcasts
WebShopApps @WebShopApps
4K Followers 827 Following The precursor to @shipperhq. @wsakaren old handle. Occasionally used for events.
Ask Virgin Money @AskVirginMoney
10K Followers 81 Following Customer support from the team at @VirginMoney. We're here 8am - 8pm Monday to Friday, 8am – 4pm on Saturday and 10am – 3pm on Sunday if you need us.
Ben Staveley @bsstaveley
771 Followers 1K Following Works in SaaS, loves MarTech and eCommerce. Expat living in NYC, enjoys a beer or 3.
Kevin Walker @Kevin_L_Walker
291 Followers 253 Following Managing Director @the6by6. Magento Certified Developer Plus.
sixbysix. @the6by6
161 Followers 131 Following A UK Magento agency specialising in design and development of Magento eCommerce solutions for clients around the world.
SOFT PLAY @softplayband
62K Followers 347 Following Two man boy band from the garden of England. HEAVIER JELLY is out now x Contact: [email protected]
STV Digital @STVDigital
118 Followers 41 Following
Paul Dragoonis @dr4goonis
5K Followers 3K Following 🏴 Principal Engineer / CTO | Open Source Leader | Public Speaker | I'm part of @official_php, @phpfig, @dagger_io, @jenkinsci, @CDeliveryFdn
Financial Times @FT
6.2M Followers 1K Following Big stories and breaking news as they are published on https://t.co/EYmAcRLBHv. Register here to access free articles: https://t.co/NRg2hritkA
Dundee Man @Dundee_Man
162 Followers 0 Following He's not the hero Dundee needs, but he's the hero Dundee deserves...
Grace's 222 @graces222
11 Followers 15 Following
Fabien Potencier @fabpot
47K Followers 56 Following @platformsh CTO @Symfony founder and project lead
Opinurate @OpinurateCEM
582 Followers 980 Following We are a customer experience software company. We help both major brands & SMEs gather + act on customer insight to drive advocacy, retention & spend.
skulls in the glitter... @Tockleys_Bakery
1K Followers 155 Following Fifty(ish) word stories. yes, you may have seen them before. written by @400footghost
Bill Gates @BillGates
66.3M Followers 572 Following Sharing things I'm learning through my foundation work and other interests.
Maggie Ness @maggiefness
11 Followers 21 Following
Joel Dommett @joeldommett
237K Followers 2K Following A comedian. Your amigo. I'm on tour and you can listen to my podcast - if you enjoy those things.
Lamps @EricLampaert
12K Followers 17 Following Actor / Clown. Trying to make sense of our World one tweet at a time. Art Of The Covenant podcast available on most streaming platforms.
Steve Steveson @AreaManagerGuy
5K Followers 34 Following canned fruit retailer of the year 2015, proud Vectra owner, supporter of various football teams, committed to trading #standards, husband. @millsandboom
Lisa Furness @Minxsta75
3K Followers 2K Following Single mama, domestic abuse survivor, past life mountaineer, herbalist, lover of life and people who make me laugh. Especially those that don’t mean to do it!
Intuit Mailchimp @Mailchimp
244K Followers 14K Following We help you understand your customers’ individual needs by treating them like individuals. Take them out of the clustomer with our personalization tools.
Sébastien Foucan @SebastienFoucan
11K Followers 1K Following The official twitter account of Sébastien Foucan, motivational speaker, owner of Foucan Academy, coach
Peter Doherty @petedoherty
96K Followers 329 Following
Omercan Cirit @OmercanCirit
257 Followers 114 Following Concept Artist/Illustrator who jumps off walls and lifts heavy things in his spare time. I love training, coffee, peanut butter, comics, films and video games.
Parkour Generations @PKGenerations
39K Followers 10K Following A practice, a philosophy, a way of life. #pkgen https://t.co/HoaIaJTVa9 [email protected] 📩
Ben Marks @BenMarks
12K Followers 490 Following Founder & Advisor • Ambassador @ PHP Foundation • open eCommerce is my jam! • ex-eBay/Adobe/Magento/Shopware • @iopflygirl's favorite FO • Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
jim jefferies @jimjefferies
395K Followers 756 Following The 2022 Moist Tour is coming soon to a city near you! Visit https://t.co/0l2kyYDk3Y for more information. || Instagram - @jimjefferies
ebizmarts @ebizmarts
2K Followers 414 Following POS for Magento - Adobe Commerce // Magento Believers since 2007 // Opayo - Sage Pay Partners // Mailchimp Partners // Proud member of @ext_dn
Emma Byrne (Aitken) @emmabyrne17
10 Followers 17 Following
Daniel Ness @danielness
116 Followers 95 Following
Chris Grant @chrisgrantgla
806 Followers 696 Following Mental Health First Aid Trainer Scotland & England. Youth Worker, Leader, Facilitator. Programme Development & Consultant. He/him. Views my own.
GitHub Status @githubstatus
106K Followers 1 Following
David Mitchell @RealDMitchell
2.2M Followers 783 Following This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the Cumbrian origamist.
Rachel @rachelb2706
108 Followers 419 Following
Ian Moore - 'The Time... @IanMooreAuthor
9K Followers 2K Following Plastic Frenchman, real author, comedian, Flâneur The Man Who Didn't Burn - Out Now Dead Behind the Eyes - Nov 7 @farragobooks @BGLitagencyTrends for United States
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