Danny Walsh @dannyboywalsh87

former comedian * current parent * future celestial being * and hopefully comedian again dizzywatersblog.wordpress.com/2020/04/30/lat… London, Earth Joined November 2013

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Jordan @Jumpman23

5 years ago

“Listen to what Michael said about putting the work in.” @SpikeLeeJoint dropped by The Encore this week and discussed one of the biggest lessons from #TheLastDance. #JUMPMAN

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Hey @twitter, why not make a separate but linked app called "Twitter Round Tables" or some shit, and let people log onto that for the old school discourse with like minded followers, aka listening and conversing rather than talking to be heard. Cut out the hate.

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Danny Walsh @dannyboywalsh87

5 years ago

Local Man Saves Pensioner - meet Swansea's newest and shittest superhero

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Danny Walsh @dannyboywalsh87

5 years ago

Local Man 35 beats 34 other Local Men to be mentioned in the Papers

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Danny Walsh @dannyboywalsh87

5 years ago

Nobody is going to use escape rooms now, right?

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Why don't you Jake a Pickford it'll last longer @jakepickford

5 years ago

Dont forget to #ClapForOurCarers when you get back from your trip to the park or beach. Cos as long as you're seen to be considerate then that is all that matters right...

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Danny Walsh @dannyboywalsh87

5 years ago

All day its the countdown to dinner. After dinner its the countdown to kids' bedtimes After kids have gone to bed it's like: What the fuck do I do now?

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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow

5 years ago

16 years ago today, Donald Trump gave one of the most inspiring commencement speeches ever.

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Tez @tezilyas

5 years ago

Tezco

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Danny Walsh @dannyboywalsh87

5 years ago

Fuck McD's Drive Thru when will libraries open

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5 years ago

The moment it became about the man, not the message.

Tommy Corbyn @TommyCorbyn

5 years ago

The moment it became about the man, not the message.

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Warren Kinsella @kinsellawarren

5 years ago

Now this is an obit.

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Danny Walsh @dannyboywalsh87

5 years ago

What's your favourite song that other people might not even know about? Mine is I. FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR by @donaldglover Childish Gambino

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Danny Walsh @dannyboywalsh87

5 years ago

Can't stand people like "Wearing shorts all year is my thing" That's not a personality, it is a defect in your brain that doesn't acknowledge weather changes

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Bell Ribeiro-Addy MP @BellRibeiroAddy

5 years ago

State support shouldn't be lining the pockets of the super rich. Pleased to see Scotland join the list of governments that won’t give state loans to tax avoiders 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇩🇰 🇫🇷 🇧🇪 🇵🇱 The question now is why isn’t this happening in England? 🤔 theguardian.com/politics/2020/…

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James O'Brien @mrjamesob

5 years ago

If I had Steve Coogan's cash, I wouldn't have put my gardener or housekeeper on furlough. If I was a newspaper editor with a shred of concern for the public interest, I wouldn't have put the story anywhere near the front page at this time. That is all.

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Danny Walsh @dannyboywalsh87

5 years ago

Social media tip: If somebody has been on TV, has awards, runs a good gig, is signed by an agency, ALWAYS say their stuff is brilliant, even if it is quite obviously HACK and not brilliant