Dave Reeves @davecake

Visual Artist, Noise Maker, Mr. Pizza. 🏳️‍🌈IG:@superdavecake [email protected] soundcloud.com/davewavereeves Rhode Island Joined December 2012

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Dave Reeves @davecake

7 months ago

Remember when cotton had a commercial? "The fabric of our lives", What was up with that

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Dave Reeves @davecake

7 months ago

I wonder if I get dogfood ads cause they wanna pretend like they aren't spying on me. Like those mfs absolutely know I don't own a dog.

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Dave Reeves @davecake

8 months ago

Has anyone seen my knife

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I kinda view fromsoft games as these geek rites of passage that compel me to suffer through them at least once. Like I put my 120 hours in Elden ring+ but I'm not compelled to do it again. But Sekiro is just one of the tightest games ever and I love it so much. 4th time in 💫

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Dave Reeves @davecake

8 months ago

I never actually ever used TikTok (lame) so now it's already a myth or legend that people tell stories about (dork)

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Dave Reeves @davecake

8 months ago

As I'm getting older I'm realizing that the internet is just a bigger version of Facebook.

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Dave Reeves @davecake

11 months ago

Are the people coming up with ipa names the same people coming up with the weed names?

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Dave Reeves @davecake

12 months ago

Today's kids in their 20s: Oh I inherited my fortune from the ad revenue on my parents tiktok where they complain about raising me.

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Dave Reeves @davecake

a year ago

I had no idea the P in P-Diddy stood for "penis"! 🤯

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Dave Reeves @davecake

a year ago

When you use the mimic tear ashes in Elden Ring

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Download Gif

Dave Reeves @davecake

2 years ago

I think I have to skip the elden ring dlc. Every time I buy those games it feels like a crime cause trying to beat them is a prison sentence.

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Dave Reeves @davecake

2 years ago

Note to self: Do the ol’ salsa right into the slipper maneuver today. ✅

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Dave Reeves @davecake

2 years ago

The measure of a neighborhood is the amount of dogs that are aloud to bark at free will throughout the night. I live in a red-2 zone. It’s whatever.

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Dave Reeves @davecake

2 years ago

Crazy how when people say, “I don’t know about all that.” literally mean that they do not know about all of that.

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Dave Reeves @davecake

2 years ago

That feeling when you use the warmth of a microwaved bowl of fried rice to massage the knots out of your hands after a long day.

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Dave Reeves @davecake

2 years ago

Just heard a dude with the absolute hugest wang ever drive by on his motorcycle. Super impressive.

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Dave Reeves @davecake

3 years ago

The problem I have with all the ads on my feed being the same stuff I talk to my friends about, is that I buy the fuckin thing.. and they still show up in my feed. *THAT* was not the deal.

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Dave Reeves @davecake

3 years ago

Ah yes daylight savings time. Where we all collectively play “pretend” for 7 months. 👌🏻

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Dave Reeves @davecake

3 years ago

I’m obvi going through a Harry Potter phase with the game and all. But just to be clear: in the Wizarding World, their equivalent of Merlin’s Beard is Jesus Christ. Pretty great👌🏻