David Ables @davidables
Displaced Texan. Recovering motorcyclist. Current engineer. Former teacher. Inconsistent golfer. Happy husband. Enthusiastic father. New New Yorker. mybexa.com Pleasantville, NY Joined June 2009-
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I’m honestly more upset I got the lone yellow at the end. #Wordle 458 X/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩
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I’m sorry my prayer offended you, Rep. Stickland. Love feels blasphemous when you’ve been taught a religion of hate.
I’m sorry my prayer offended you, Rep. Stickland. Love feels blasphemous when you’ve been taught a religion of hate.
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Christmas 2020: Expectation vs Reality
Words of wisdom for any parent wondering what they’re doing wrong.
Words of wisdom for any parent wondering what they’re doing wrong.
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Things That Are Hard: Husbands Edition
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I'm proud to have earned the @HoustonChron's endorsement in the #TXSen race! It's time to bring Texas values back to Washington, D.C. And I'm ready to lead. 25 days. Let's go. houstonchronicle.com/opinion/editor…
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TEXAS IS A TOSS-UP. 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝙰𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙰 𝚃𝙾𝚂𝚂-𝚄𝙿. 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐒-𝐔𝐏. 𝗧𝗘𝗫𝗔𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗧𝗢𝗦𝗦-𝗨𝗣. 𝘛𝘌𝘟𝘈𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘈 𝘛𝘖𝘚𝘚-𝘜𝘗. 𝙏𝙀𝙓𝘼𝙎 𝙄𝙎 𝘼 𝙏𝙊𝙎𝙎-𝙐𝙋. ＴＥＸＡＳ ＩＳ Ａ ＴＯＳＳ－ＵＰ． MJForTexas.com/Toss-Up kxan.com/news/political…
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Retweet if you’re ready to end this and vote for Joe Biden.
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Have you been doomscrolling lately? Try Calm Search!
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we thought it would be fun if
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types of quarantine moms
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quarantine metaphors
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quarantine day 1 vs day 30
WTF was that “in the grasp” call about? #CowboysvsRams
The roar after that Cooper TD rivaled a Cowboys home game. #CowboysvsRams
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God knew that we could not, as a nation, handle the #MPRaccoon falling right now.
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Coconut yogurt answers the age-old question, "I wonder what this delicious smelling sunscreen would taste like?"
"Golden shower" is almost too highbrow. I'm thinking #gildedshower
I'm seeing a lot of offensive puns right now on Twitter, and I have to say, it's really pissing me off.
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