David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

Bassist for the Jesus Lizard, Scratch Acid, unFact, and others. Certified Public Accountant, licensed in New York @[email protected] New York City Joined April 2009

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David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

2 years ago

I have a BlueSky account now. I'm liking Threads more and more, though, so I'm not sure how much I'll use it. Anyway, here's the new contact information for both: threads.net/@davidwmsims bsky.app/profile/davidw…

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David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

2 years ago

I’m leaving this Nazi-friendly crap pile and deleting the app. threads.net/@davidwmsims

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Akashic Books @AkashicBooks

3 years ago

We have *signed* copies of ~The Jesus Lizard Book~ on sale for the holidaze: akashicbooks.com/catalog/the-je…

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David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

3 years ago

GIVE. US. ALL. YOUR. MONEY.

the Jesus Lizard @thejesuslizard

3 years ago

GIVE. US. ALL. YOUR. MONEY.

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David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

4 years ago

Can anyone tell me why the version of Monty Python & the Holy Grail now showing on @netflix doesn’t include the brilliant opening credits with fake Swedish subtitles? My ten year old and I are absolutely outraged.

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(((Matthew Lewis))) cults & consequences @mateosfo

4 years ago

Seriously, without cheating, I bet most of you can: - Name details of major foreign policy issue that pisses you off - Recite specific aspects of your preferred national solution to health care/climate/capitalism - Not name your current city council member or their priorities

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Second Ave. Sagas @2AvSagas

4 years ago

That CD3 endorsement is beyond embarrassing for @AOC. It’s a flat-out failure.

Gloria Pazmino @GloriaPazmino

4 years ago

That CD3 endorsement is beyond embarrassing for @AOC. It’s a flat-out failure.

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the Jesus Lizard @thejesuslizard

4 years ago

The kids are alright Mouth Breather Cover The Jesus Lizard youtu.be/79R4QW2cuqM via @YouTube

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David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

5 years ago

No caption or title. Post four stills from a movie you believe is a cinematic masterpiece.

Hologram H @wmsmediaonx

5 years ago

No caption or title. Post four stills from a movie you believe is a cinematic masterpiece. https://t.co/mqFNQvgVTt

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David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

5 years ago

The end mood of The Last Jedi is so weirdly triumphant. One military catastrophe after another & they’re so pleased with themselves at the end, because the 1st Order didn’t quite manage to slaughter every last one of them. “The Resistance can still field a softball team! Huzzah!”

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David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

5 years ago

My nine year old has realized I’m not really enforcing language rules anymore, and now everyone is a bastard. “Why is that bastard Lesley Knope being mean to Jerry again.”

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David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

5 years ago

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Katie Brennan @katie_brennan

5 years ago

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

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David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

5 years ago

I see this everywhere. Restaurants are building sheds on the sidewalk and calling it outdoor dining.

Brad Hoylman-Sigal 🌈🥯 @bradhoylman

5 years ago

I see this everywhere. Restaurants are building sheds on the sidewalk and calling it outdoor dining.

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David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims

5 years ago

Absolutely stellar work here by some WaPo photo editor.

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Ian Williams @it_will

5 years ago

Vittorio Camardese, 1965

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Aidan Smith @aidan_smx

5 years ago

Do you guys ever think about how our society hates homeless people so much that it’s next to impossible to find places to sit or bathrooms to use in major cities?