Fugazi Osbourne @dbrianthomas
High school English teacher, ex-bouncer, dad. Dallas, TX Joined November 2010-
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90 percent of US currency has traces of cocaine. Pretty soon, we'll just be snorting ground up dollar bills.
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I own a gun. It's not for self defense though; it's so I can immediately blow my brains out if my daughter ever tells me she's dating a DJ.
Does this onesie make my ass look fat? #babygooglesearches
Ways to defeat "chin chopper" aka "tickle monster" #babygooglesearches
Peek-a-boo Where do they go? #babygooglesearches
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Happy National Teacher Week to all the passionate, dedicated, inspiring teachers out there - and to the other 80%, too.
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I don't give a fuck if you think you have swag. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.
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Hey gay porn producers in Eastern Europe, name your next one The Czech Is In The Male. You're welcome.
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A baby footprint tattoo on the breast is the trifecta of shitty decision making.
You were once just the best swimmer in a load of your dad's cum. Be more humble.
Apple's planning an iPad Mini. Later in the Fall, they'll roll out an iPad Maxi with wings for heavy data days. #ipadmini
Hosting my own Couchella festival here at home. Headliner is my five-year-old singing the COPS theme in his underwear. #coachella
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There's a dude wearing TOMS in a H&M right now. I'm not at a mall or anything, but I can guaran-fucking-tee it.
At first, I read it as "Santorum dripping out" and almost barfed.
Lamar Odom's off the Mavs just as I was about to get rich off my "Odom's a Scrotum" t-shirts.
I'd like to get a beej tonight, but peanut butter makes the dog fart. @robdelaney
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172K Followers 997 Following @DFWTicket @TheHardline3to7 #TruthOverTribe #PFWA #PushCartMafia #SportsHistorian #ThreeLittleBirds Someday we’ll go all the way. https://t.co/xc5zyjkJek
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