Daniel Dochstader @ddochsta

me Michigan Joined March 2010

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Men's Humor @MensHumor

13 years ago

I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.

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13 years ago

Never trust morning people.

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13 years ago

@connieandcurtis I can say it in one word. Compromise.

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#twitter, the electronic equivalent of that crazy guy walking down the street randomly blurting out comments to his imaginary friend.

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Food

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Men's Humor @MensHumor

13 years ago

I would pick up a hitchhiker wearing an "I Heart Murder" t-shirt before I'd pick up a call from a blocked number.

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13 years ago

It twas, soap poisoning!

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13 years ago

@jimmykimmel, any idea why @kanyewest is always so angry? Maybe he just needs more hugs?

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13 years ago

# #hashtag

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13 years ago

Being an adult is stupid.

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13 years ago

Why can't healthy food be delicious and not smell like feet? #eatinghealthy #healthyfood

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13 years ago

Either you love bacon or you're wrong.

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I really don't care about shark week. #realperson #sharkweek

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If it doesn't involve bacon, it's probably not worth getting up for.

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That sounds good, I'll have that. #SoupDujour

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I'd be rich, if I didn't have so many bills.

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Mr roadside616 @MrRoadside616

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Women's Humor @womenshumor

898K Followers 4 Following The official page for @WomensHumor - Tweets made for a woman.

The Daily Show @TheDailyShow

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We stand up for the community. We want to make life better for everyone. We celebrate all that makes West Michigan unique. We are 13 On Your Side.

13 On Your Side @wzzm13

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18 Followers 31 Following

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Heidi @Heidissa

20 Followers 57 Following I'm way cooler than you.

ArtPrize is an open, independently organized international art competition in Grand Rapids, MI which celebrates artists working in all mediums. 9/17-10/3/2026.

ArtPrize @ArtPrize

45K Followers 4K Following ArtPrize is an open, independently organized international art competition in Grand Rapids, MI which celebrates artists working in all mediums. 9/17-10/3/2026.

Anna Roden @A__R0d

39 Followers 80 Following Peace & Love.

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Men's Humor @MensHumor

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Allan Troup @TroupRacing57

29 Followers 45 Following

Brett Engle @brettly

29 Followers 54 Following roadie... techie... geek

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Mark Sala @MarkSalaMusic

211 Followers 227 Following LOVE YOURSELVES. LOVE EACH OTHER.

Melissa Dylan @dylanmelissa

89 Followers 116 Following singer, song-meddler, amateur psychologist. I stand pigeon-toed. In a band called Romance For Ransom.

A festival of stand-up comedy, improv, music, & all things #seriouslyfunny being held March 8-12, 2023. Created & presented by @Gildas_Club_GR.

LaughFest @LaughFest

7K Followers 872 Following A festival of stand-up comedy, improv, music, & all things #seriouslyfunny being held March 8-12, 2023. Created & presented by @Gildas_Club_GR.

GR Community Media Ce... @GRCMC

4K Followers 2K Following Grand Rapids Community Media Center – Building Community Through Media | Wealthy Theatre, GRTV, WYCE 88.1fm, The Rapidian, and nonprofit services.

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