Decent Quotations @decentquotation
your daily dose of decent quotes. Just stuff people might have said, but probably not. Joined December 2014-
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"It's because I'm fat, isn't it?" - Rosie O'Donnell
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"I'm thinking about retiring." - Osama Bin Laden
"We're out of OJ." - Nicole Brown Simpson
"We should've never gotten involved in Vietnam" – Justin Bieber
"It could be better." - Helen Keller
"In my experience, the best kind of sugar is always white." - Paula Deen
"Yeah well, like ya know, I don't know." - Albert Einstein
"I just stepped in gum." - LeBron James
"I have a coupon for that" - Jerry Seinfeld
"How's my daughter doing in school?" - Woody Allen
"No, I'm not turning off my phone" - Alec Baldwin
"Man, it's really hot." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
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