Disney hear me out: make a sequel to the first two Home Alone movies and call it Home Aloan. Have 40-year-old Kevin McCallister become a security guard at a bank and he fights off Marv and Harry when they try to rob it. It's Home Alone meets Die Hard in a bank. You're welcome.
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