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Uhhhhh this is not okay. Twitter do your thing 💅🏼
yeah I’m great in bed I’ve been here for 12 hours
Dana core aesthetic... I love
Dana core aesthetic... I love https://t.co/HRPYcCaDCk
My husband is reading The Lord of the Rings to the boys at bedtime, and he reads with *verve*. So sometimes I'm relaxing, winding down for the day, and suddenly the entire neighborhood can hear RIDE NOW! RIDE! RIDE TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING! DEATH! DEATH!! FORTH EORLINGAS!
TRASH. If I’m ever followed or you come up behind to scare me as a “joke” I will hesitate for 0.00 seconds to mace you or to plunge my keychain spiked knuckles directly into your eyeballs. Don’t fuck with us like this, we will seriously kill you out of fear for our own lives.
TRASH. If I’m ever followed or you come up behind to scare me as a “joke” I will hesitate for 0.00 seconds to mace you or to plunge my keychain spiked knuckles directly into your eyeballs. Don’t fuck with us like this, we will seriously kill you out of fear for our own lives.
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Someone tell me why I, someone who hasn’t eaten any kind of meat in years, and has historically always gotten sick from eating seafood, have been craving SCALLOPS for WEEKS?
Twitter, we need all hands on deck🙏🏼🙏🏼😭We have 4 days left to get to 100k signatures. We need #justiceForAlissa!!! Please take a small moment out of your day to sign the petition, confirm via email, and RT! You’d be helping more than you even know... petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deman…
Whilst setting up an appointment with a company, I accidentally gave them THEIR OWN phone number as a contact for my work... would you fire me, yes/no?
I have to laugh. Accusing the victim’s SISTER of using her murder for fame??? You should be ashamed of yourself. Call the FBI or the tip line. Gtfo. You really think your “The Delphi Murderer” twitter account did something, huh?
⚠️RETWEET⚠️ Please help FIND OUR KILLER! Libby and Abby were murdered February 13,2017 while walking on our local trails. Their killer is still on the loose. Libby got a video that recorded his voice and a blurry picture of him walking towards them. #AbbyandLibby #CrimeCon2019
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EVERYONE! SIGN THIS and DEMAND Michael Turney go to trial for the murder of Alissa Turney! It asks for email verification, so do not forget to check your email to confirm! We have 30 days to get to 100k! Make a difference!
EVERYONE! SIGN THIS and DEMAND Michael Turney go to trial for the murder of Alissa Turney! It asks for email verification, so do not forget to check your email to confirm! We have 30 days to get to 100k! Make a difference!
I have 2 music personalities: 1 Unironically listening to 2000’s metalcore and fighting waves of bitter nostalgia over my adolescence, half of which was blacked out by crippling depression 2 Listening to Mac Miller whilst crying in the car contemplating the preciousness of life
Cancer: Your desire to make a human connection will be dwarfed by your commitment to wallow in your sadness cocoon.
Skyler really said “So on ur period... Like when you do an oil change, you have to move ur hand quick to avoid oil spilling on you. Is changing a tampon the same? How do you get ur hand out of the way in time?” I KNOW my man did not just compare changing a tampon to an OIL CHANGE
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Recently there was some drama where news outlets got angry at a sermon which supposedly claimed Jesus was trans. Obviously the sermon did not say Jesus was trans - but it did touch on some fascinating (and very old) theology surrounding Jesus and gender. So let's talk about that
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Why did René Magritte paint a man with his face hidden by an apple in 1946? And why did he call it The Son of Man? Welcome to the uncanny world of Surrealism...
thanksgiving in a couple of days so i thought i’d share this again
Tia Mowry said her marriage was successful, but it ended because she had evolved. She spoke about divorce being a “graduation” not a failure, that success in a marriage is not about longevity but if two people are happy together. That message is gonna save some lives for real.
trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done
he went from 2 sause to 7 sause