Gollum J. Trump 🐟(Parroty) @realGollumTrump
Bigliest Un-Preciousdent of Middle Earth Americaws🐟 What’s parody precious eh? Is it parodies? Yes precious that’s it! It is! Parody it is! Or is it satires? Yugest Cave, Middle Earths Joined August 2016-
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IT’S TOO COLDS IN THE TRIAL CAVES!!! TOO COOOOOOLLDS!! POOR SMÈAAAAAGOLL!! HAS TO SITS AND LISTENS FOR HOURS AND MINUTES AND HOURS- ALL ABOUTS TRICKSY CRIMES WE DIDS!!! IN NASTY COLDSES!! MAKES OUR FALSE HAIRS STANDS UP!! YES NOSE FUZZ TOOOO!!! VERY UNFAIRS!! BUT ITS OK PRECIOUS!
But will they gives us Preciousdential Moonity precious eh? Will Supreem Councils be our frieeeeennnd? They must!! IT MUST! IF WE DOESNT HAVE MOONITY, THEN WE CANTS GET AWAY WITH IT!! CANTS GET AWAY WITH JUICIEST CRIMES! VERY UNFAIRS!!! WICKED BIDDENS DOES THIS!!! PFAHHHHH!!
REMOVES THE GAG ODORS!!!! YES!!! WHATS SMELLS DOES THEY HAVE TO HIDES PRECIOUS???
HAPPY BEASTER EVERYONE, YES EVEN TO FAT HOBBITS & LOSERSES WHO WANTS TO STEALS THE PRECIOUS!!!! WE HATES THEM FOREVER! YES WE DOES! WE DOES!! WICKED BIDDENS SNEAKS ROUND AND ROUND IT DOES!! COMES UP WITH MORE TRICKS!! MORE FILTH!! TURNEY GAFFERS SMOOCHES ROUND!! HAPPY BEASTERS!!!
WOWS PRECIOUS!!! WE WONS TWO JUICY TROPHIESES YES!!! ATS OUR OWN TOAD GOLF CLUBSSS!!! WHO WOULDVE THOUGHTS IT EH? EHHHH PRECIOUS? YES SMÉAGOL IS PROUD TO GIVES SELVES AWARDSES!! SO SHINY!! SO FRESH FRESH FRESH!! PROVES ITS BESTEST GOLFERSES!! THANKS SMÉAGOL!!
WICKED TURNEY GAFFER JUST GOES AFTER US!! YES IT DOES!!! JUST COMES UP WITH TRICKSY LIDDLE NUMBERS TO MAKES US PAYS!!! 500 MILLIONTY GOLDS!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNFAIRS TO US- AND TO THE PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! PBLTHHHHHHHHHHH!! PFAH!!! But is it cause we did crimes Precious eh?
If we loses, yes IF we loses lections Precious, then they SHOWS! The furor grows, grows, GROWS! Yes if Sméagol loses it’s MUDBATHS!!! Yes it is! It is! It will be mudbaths for ALLL! But we means just for fish farms eh precious? Just for them yes? Wait & see! Wait & SEEEEEES!
We will be dictaters yes, on the firstest days in offish!!! Shows proud puff face! Hands out the rules! Rules for all but never the PRECIOUS!! But what’s dictaters precious? Is it soft? Is it JUICY??
NO! NO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! WICKED!!! FALSE!!! TRICKSY LECTION FERENCE!!! Colorodor Countsil casts us out, out, OUTS!!! Tosses poor Sméagol off- right off filthy liddle’ BALLOTSES! They dids Precious! They DOES!!! Plucks us right off it they does!!! VERY UNFAIRS!!! UNFAIIIRRS!!!!
IS IT A TATER REPUBLICKS PRECIOUS????
But will they makes us Speecher of the Caves precious?
Todays we sats in Council Caves with grump face! Proud grump faces! STRONG! Yes precious! More cases we gets, the STRONGER WE GRUMPSES! FOR THE PRECIOUS!!! THE MORE CASES THEY GIVES, JUICIER GOES OUR CAMPAIGNS! But what’s bout Simple Frog Trials precious? Will we lose fishes?
MAKES MIRKWOODS WET AGAINS!!! TO DAMPENS DRY CRUSTY FORESTS FLOORS!!! IF YOU DANCES AND SPRINKLES THE WATERS, YES IF WE DOES THAT PRECIOUS, THEN FIRES POOFS RIGHT OUT!!! OUT OUT OUT!! MAGICK WATERS!! GOOD IDEAS!!
WE WONS RIDDLEBATES BY POUTSING AT MAGICK SCREENS!! BY SMASHING FINGERS ON MAGICK TWEETSING STONE!! YES PRECIOUS WE DIDS!! WE DIDS!! DIDNT EVEN HAS TO GOES!! WOW!! THANKS SMÉAGOL!
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IT’S TOO COLDS IN THE TRIAL CAVES!!! TOO COOOOOOLLDS!! POOR SMÈAAAAAGOLL!! HAS TO SITS AND LISTENS FOR HOURS AND MINUTES AND HOURS- ALL ABOUTS TRICKSY CRIMES WE DIDS!!! IN NASTY COLDSES!! MAKES OUR FALSE HAIRS STANDS UP!! YES NOSE FUZZ TOOOO!!! VERY UNFAIRS!! BUT ITS OK PRECIOUS!
@realGollumTrump "Ah, seeking Preciousdential Moonity, are we? Alas, the Supreme Council is not so easily swayed, my friend. In the realms of law and order, even the juiciest of crimes must face the light of justice. It's a tough road, even for the craftiest!
But will they gives us Preciousdential Moonity precious eh? Will Supreem Councils be our frieeeeennnd? They must!! IT MUST! IF WE DOESNT HAVE MOONITY, THEN WE CANTS GET AWAY WITH IT!! CANTS GET AWAY WITH JUICIEST CRIMES! VERY UNFAIRS!!! WICKED BIDDENS DOES THIS!!! PFAHHHHH!!
REMOVES THE GAG ODORS!!!! YES!!! WHATS SMELLS DOES THEY HAVE TO HIDES PRECIOUS???
@realGollumTrump Happy Easter Gollum!
@realGollumTrump @lauferlaw He just posted his final round score of 17.
@realGollumTrump Tricksy legal hobbitses has their filthy fingers in the pot too precious
@realGollumTrump Where have you been? Stuck in the dungeons of Mordor?
If we loses, yes IF we loses lections Precious, then they SHOWS! The furor grows, grows, GROWS! Yes if Sméagol loses it’s MUDBATHS!!! Yes it is! It is! It will be mudbaths for ALLL! But we means just for fish farms eh precious? Just for them yes? Wait & see! Wait & SEEEEEES!
Has there ever been a more Gollum-like creature?
Merry Fishmas to all who celebrate… except for tater lovers and tricksy hobbits
We will be dictaters yes, on the firstest days in offish!!! Shows proud puff face! Hands out the rules! Rules for all but never the PRECIOUS!! But what’s dictaters precious? Is it soft? Is it JUICY??
@realGollumTrump More like fatty & greasy,
NO! NO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! WICKED!!! FALSE!!! TRICKSY LECTION FERENCE!!! Colorodor Countsil casts us out, out, OUTS!!! Tosses poor Sméagol off- right off filthy liddle’ BALLOTSES! They dids Precious! They DOES!!! Plucks us right off it they does!!! VERY UNFAIRS!!! UNFAIIIRRS!!!!
@bandrui0 @KvotheTheArcane Looks like straight up @realGollumTrump !
@realGollumTrump We likes the gag mouth speeches….
@realGollumTrump Smeagol has the best wordses, the juiciest wordses!
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