(((Doctor Grumpy))) @docgrumpy

I'm a neurologist who blogs about the insanity of medical practice and life. None of this is really medical advice, FFS. drgrumpyinthehouse.blogspot.com Joined March 2010

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2 years ago

I listened to "Rumours" today, straight through. 45 years after I first heard it it's still amazingly awesome.

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2 years ago

Patients in my waiting room arguing about whether or not you can freeze guacamole.

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

Morgan Robertson has an idea for a new book. Film at 11.

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2 years ago

Horace Lawson Hunley criticizes OceanGate for designing an unsafe submarine. Film at 11.

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2 years ago

Nothing is better for a long plane flight than P.G. Wodehouse, no matter how many times I've read it before.

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2 years ago

Okay, so the logo for the August Home app is a white letter "a" offset on a red background. Here it is, blown up a bit, when I'm unlocking a door. But if you flip it on it's side, I feel like I should be unlocking an X-wing.

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2 years ago

Every time Mary copies a new patient's Medicare card we argue as to whether each of the 3 & 4 digit codes would be a good name for a Star Wars droid.

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2 years ago

My 11:30 is upset that I don't have a mission statement posted in the lobby.

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2 years ago

Following yesterday's Fantasmic! fire that destroyed the evil dragon character, Disney announces it will be replaced by a statue of Desantis for future shows. Film at 11.

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2 years ago

Really bad obituaries: dailystar.co.uk/news/world-new…

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2 years ago

Science news: Mice can pick their noses, I guess. sciencealert.com/mouse-study-su…

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2 years ago

Captain's log, stardate 41823. Eating a rock-hard Kind bar that expired before the pandemic for lunch because it's the only thing I can find.

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3 years ago

It's National Doctors Day. Honestly, hospital, I could do without the tray of cupcakes, the banner outside the lounge, and gooey emails. It would be a lot more meaningful if you'd put the money toward hiring a few more nurses or RT's.

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3 years ago

Dear autocorrect: I said Mrs. Fonebone was "good at multitasking," NOT "good at mutating."

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3 years ago

Look, if the lady sampling pickles at Sam's Club wants to take over writing your prescriptions, that's fine. Just stop calling my office.

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3 years ago

50-yard-line Super Bowl tickets now selling for less than a dozen eggs. Film at 11.

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3 years ago

The hospital's EHR system update won't allow "apeshit" or "batshit" in the chief complaint box.

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3 years ago

Anyone else think "green comet" sounds more like a 1950's DC superhero than the thing I'm freezing to death at 3am in my backyard looking for?

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3 years ago

Current office status: 99-year-old woman & her daughter here are arguing over whether they should take the 1, 2, or 3 year contract on a medical alert gadget.