🇺🇸Curtis “Doobjank” Mueller for 🇨🇱Texas @doobjank
I want to be Governor of Texas to legalize cannabis straight up and then make Texas the best state! curtis.ooo San Antonio Joined April 2009-
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How can I get @elonmusk to help us get cannabis legalized in the United States? I'm 47 years old. That's the only way I'm ever gonna get to outer space.
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My favorite thing to say when active listening is “whaaaaaaat?”. That's how you know I care. #whipple #mrfunny #votecurtis #texasgovernor #legalizeit
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If you have any special requests feel free to ask. I like to turn those down personally!
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By popular demand, about to make Noodles and Cheese from scratch. Locally sourced ingredients only allowed in this kitchen. My kids are worth it! #indydick
My only complaint with the new Indiana Jones movie was the tasteless sex scenes. Who thought we would want to see the full Monty in an Indiana Jones movie? #indydick
When making cereal am I the only one who pours milk very slowly when there isn’t very much just hoping that it will cover everything? #whipple #mrfunny #votecurtis #texasgovernor #legalizeit #cerealkiller
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Thanks @ChesterCheetah! Finally my paperwork isn’t covered in Cheetos dust!
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