Ellington Wells @drawdifferent
Owww me fuckin arse!!! ellingtonwells.4ormat.com Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2012-
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Now that everyone’s gay, what are some other things I could do to piss off my parents?
I am starting this new job tomorrow Its an exciting new start up called Begging my parents for money
I showed my dad ahmet muhsin on insta and he looked at me like he wished he could abort me
Me and this young cricket are touring SALT, play/dance we wrote to Cyprus and London. It’s inspired by Euripides’ Medea with Jason and Medea a pair of ruthless LA artists out for money, clout and power. If any of you psychopaths are in either of those locations, hit me up!
Sammy needs to go straight to jail. What he’s doing in the villa is against the law. Lock him up #LoveIsland
You wanna remake something? Remake Wings, set it on Turks and Caicos, and put the pilot in sweatpants. You’re welcome! #sweatpantspilot
Guys, please don’t feel pressured to post fall memes. You really don’t have to be the first one. Its still 100degrees in LA. “As soon as one leaf falls…” Can’t we let a few more go down?
I’m opening for hilarious comic and taurus hottie @caraconnscomedy April 23rd!!! Get tickets now!!!
I’m opening for hilarious comic and taurus hottie @caraconnscomedy April 23rd!!! Get tickets now!!!
The dreamy lineup we need right now, this week on #SelfCareComedy: @AtsukoComedy @addieyomind @drawdifferent & @djrealsmells, hosted by @seankeane! Tip to pay these fine performers! eventbrite.com/e/self-care-co…
I never seen American Psycho, should I peep or nah?
Ya sure I’d love to be a mom but I just don’t have the instagram aesthetic for it
legend @LindsaysFace had me on her snack podcast and I was star struck the whole time. Give it a listen OR a watch on YouTube ❤️✨💥❤️
legend @LindsaysFace had me on her snack podcast and I was star struck the whole time. Give it a listen OR a watch on YouTube ❤️✨💥❤️
😐 how you have to be when someone says “do do” on a zoom meeting
Hosting a night of stories about what we learned this last year, from the likes of @michcoll @ANDREWTI @drawdifferent @ErinMcGathy @dannyricker @JudithShelton. Join us! It’s via @JoinTheDynasty so you know it’s going to be good. dynastytypewriter.com/events-calenda…
I’m so single that I’m sitting here wondering why my dad has left me on read.
I have never been more nervous than going head to head with COMEDY ICON @DavidKoechner Listen to this TONIGHT in your PINK bubblebath. smooches ❤️
I have never been more nervous than going head to head with COMEDY ICON @DavidKoechner Listen to this TONIGHT in your PINK bubblebath. smooches ❤️
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just got worried that the editors of original rhony cast weren’t savoring its excellence while they were on it and then maybe now they’re like shit it’s so brilliant i can’t believe i didn’t savor creating this
Me and this young cricket are touring SALT, play/dance we wrote to Cyprus and London. It’s inspired by Euripides’ Medea with Jason and Medea a pair of ruthless LA artists out for money, clout and power. If any of you psychopaths are in either of those locations, hit me up!
Learning my Instagram followers are 80% male… a shiver ran down my spine
Y'all ever wake up early?
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If we ever go on a date please never tell me u listened to a podcast I was on just lie and pretend so we are on equal footing please god
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