Eephus Curve @eephusasher
Baseball ramblings. The baseball Id of @urban_asher. Follow me there for real life ramblings. Baseball fans of all kinds welcome. Meatheads not so much. Toronto, Ontario Joined October 2015-
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Hardest tracked throw by a Blue Jays outfielder... not this year... but ever (well, in the Statcast Era).
Hardest tracked throw by a Blue Jays outfielder... not this year... but ever (well, in the Statcast Era).
@DownToBlack Jesse Barg-field
BUFFY: Angel you're.. different. Like, mega weird today. Will you *please* tell me what's going on? ANGELUS:
BUFFY: Angel you're.. different. Like, mega weird today. Will you *please* tell me what's going on? ANGELUS:
The Shohei/Ippei saga
This lady needs to drop him today
They should start a service where you can watch your favorite team in your home
They should start a service where you can watch your favorite team in your home
Years of ballwriters talking about free agents making decisions based on taxes with no evidence that any ever did but we FINALLY got one! And it's extreme! He chose the goddamn White Sox based on taxes! TRUE BELIEVER! x.com/jrfegan/status…
Years of ballwriters talking about free agents making decisions based on taxes with no evidence that any ever did but we FINALLY got one! And it's extreme! He chose the goddamn White Sox based on taxes! TRUE BELIEVER! x.com/jrfegan/status…
Was Shohei Ohtani surprised by the boos? "Not surprised," Ohtani said via Will Ireton. Why not surprised? "Aside from how the fans may or may not think, I'm just very grateful for the teams that approached me and wanted to sign me...ultimately I could only choose one team."
Weird that Elon wouldn't like Nelson Mandela's family. So strange. Wonder why that is. Curious. Hmmmm
Weird that Elon wouldn't like Nelson Mandela's family. So strange. Wonder why that is. Curious. Hmmmm
Got a lot of replies to this saying Biggio is playing well and isn’t the problem. Literally his only skill is taking walks. I’ll take a guy who flashed consistent power over that any day.
Got a lot of replies to this saying Biggio is playing well and isn’t the problem. Literally his only skill is taking walks. I’ll take a guy who flashed consistent power over that any day.
Lefties had an .842 OPS vs Chris Bassitt last season... And they've really hit him hard in 2024: LHB vs Bassitt tonight: 4-8, 2 HR, 2 walks LHB vs Bassitt this season: .389 avg, .500 on-base, 5 HR
Doesn’t seem to be that difficult for opposing hitters to hit dingers at the dome ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You're allowed to score 6 runs?
The Jays only having three less wins than the Dodgers feels like it should be a rounding error
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408 Followers 645 Following Danielle | she/her | born in korea and i only care abt pokeman and pallas's catsThe biggest star in the ballpark today isn’t Shohei, it’s @pugganoche, who brought up some Acropole Pizza from my hometown in Nova Scotia. I teared up when I smelled it. This is my World Series.
This is really cool! Blue Jays should get a win added to their record, just for being so nice
The biggest star in the ballpark today isn’t Shohei, it’s @pugganoche, who brought up some Acropole Pizza from my hometown in Nova Scotia. I teared up when I smelled it. This is my World Series.
@mike_petriello It's possible because Rowdy Tellez hit one further (98% joking but like 2% serious)
“so how many shows are you going to see on this tour?” “yes”
People love to say that the ideal partnership is one extremely online person and one offline person, but I personally prefer us Thelma and Louise-ing it off the cliff into madness every single day.
love for my wife to excitedly tell me "Ben Collins Defector'd the Onion???" and instantly understand what she means
My ability to watch two teams and somehow make everything I’m seeing about the Raptors is impressive. Thank you OG, Kyle, Nicholas, Cam, and Precious for existing.
love for my wife to excitedly tell me "Ben Collins Defector'd the Onion???" and instantly understand what she means
@eephusasher mans will never be truly appreciated as an actual thespian
Nikola Jokic after 23.9 seconds of great Lakers defense
Dad Update: Much better today. So far this morning, no hallucinations or delusional behavior, he is making sense. Slept through the night for the first time since the surgery. If this keeps up he should be able to be released soon! 💃 💃 💃
@eephusasher They could've brought in a new pitcher there at least and Barger has done alright vs LHP in the minors (and crushed them this year) so that's at least semi defensible.