Definitely Not Eevee @eevee_not
Absolutely a Pikachu / No, seriously / Please stop throwing Poké Balls / ☦️ Kanto Region Joined May 2018-
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welp, guess who threw up on my shirts?
They say has finished as it began: with my cat sticking her face in my water glass
Hi hello. I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
They’re replacing three of the decent options and none of the “tomato sauce” abominations. WTF
They’re replacing three of the decent options and none of the “tomato sauce” abominations. WTF
Sears, so I can return to asking my parents to return my sibling
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@RandomSprint It’s a Good day
For some reason every few months an OnlyFans bot likes this
For some reason every few months an OnlyFans bot likes this
Love is finding boardgames with a weight <2.5 so the rest of the family can play, but that also don't make you want to commit Canadian Healthcare.
Windows/Linux line endings will be the death of me or my computer
First time getting upgraded to first class and I have no seatmate. lol
Once again calling for common sense summary execution for using a Bluetooth speaker
There are worse places to work
Tiresome to see people angry at @kitten_beloved for having opinions about gamers, rather then being angry because of having opinions about husbands while being a women.
Software is my passion. I hate our customers only slightly more than our codebase.
Software is my passion. I hate our customers only slightly more than our codebase.
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@LiteralSheridan I am greatest leader bc I howl and my owner shows up concerned. Or tells me to stop if it's nighttime. 100% response rate.
Today we steal the dental treats, as a treat.
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@ouranometrian2 Fertility is down because of all the spay/neuter propaganda
The great thing about cats is that while this looks cute I’m actually in considerable danger
Municipal Orrery @MunicipleOrrery
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Бора Хорза @lesmothian
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Bobcat_77_ @Bobcat_77_
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4th Class Officer @4thClassOfficer
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_its_not_real_ @_its_not_real_
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🍉🫏Sora Jpra🐎... @Sora_Jpra_
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laს გr🤗wn იe... @LabGrownNeet
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Geoff: almost 5’6�... @Geoffiam
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TheLlamaBro🦇🔊�... @TheLlamaBro
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Luck 🍀, Ca-caw - @... @Luck_x_Luck
139 Followers 542 Following Ca-caw! All the rest is F(X₀) = T ∇ₓ S(X) @ X₀. Don't misunderstand, ca-caw is very important. On a perpetual sidequest to find the most stupid jokes. Ca-caw!
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Mr. ✘ @GlomarResponder
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Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens
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planefag @planefag
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_its_not_real_ @_its_not_real_
5K Followers 840 Following Hates taxes. Loves pizza. Loves monster trucks. Literacy is a curse. No intellectual consistency offered or implied. DMs welcome. Respond on weekends only.
Byrne Hobart @ByrneHobart
56K Followers 2K Following The John Henry of excessive use of the em-dash. Tweets are map, not territory. Co-author: Boom (Stripe Press): https://t.co/u8do6HYFRF
caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum
6K Followers 1K Following Dropped Out of Grad School (DOGS) // assume replies are "yes, and" // maybe we could try writing good software? // we are going to win
Dumb Bitch Capital, L... @dumbbitchcap
39K Followers 1K Following $100 Trillion AUM. IQ 50. Crypto quant hedge fund. Winner of 2021 “Miss Information” pageant. PHD University of Phoenix. Landlord rights activist. Merch in link
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Patrick McKenzie @patio11
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Dedicating Ruckus @ded_ruckus
5K Followers 727 Following recreational opinion-haver | wrong on the meta level | striving to consider edge conditions
morgon @MorgonAuthor
5K Followers 462 Following my mind is a little bit a bit like goo colonial/early american historian southern catholic, homeschool momx5, writer, gamer, nerd
oneeyedalpaca @OneEyedAlpaca
3K Followers 693 Following °forklift certified° °thinks you're pretty neat° °father of four girls with E names°
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13K Followers 336 Following NH state rep from Hillsborough 28 A+ rating from @nhliberty I came here to chew bubble gum and fight for a free New Hampshire...and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Best Hat @ClarkHat
9K Followers 367 Following 'Clark responded to a question about his real name with a series of tweets insulting the reporter.' - Inc magazine
bdunbar @bdunbar
1K Followers 2K Following Catholic. This is my own opinion. Display some adaptability. Could be wrong: I don't know it all. Buzzword compliant. I do computer stuff.
Matt Osterndorf 🦬 @MattOsterndorf
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Literally Sean Bannon @LiteralSheridan
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🦌 the fool @kilovh
5K Followers 865 Following Jew. The holy Baal Shem Tov said that for every question you can ask, he has an answer, and for every answer, he has a question.
Kendric Tonn @kendrictonn
13K Followers 965 Following Professional oil painter; semi-professional brush cleaner. I mostly talk about making art. Sometimes also video games.
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BlackBoxBrain @_BlackBoxBrain_
175 Followers 299 Following doer of things, rotator of shapes, conjurer of dimensions, interlocutor of the void
bob @SkepticalAlpaca
834 Followers 670 Following I type poorly and autocorrect usually makes it worse.
לאה @lizzzzardly
107 Followers 205 Following tribe of benjamin // ad astra translaticium ius ferens // notorious phenomenological praxeologist // standing athwart history yelling “UGH”
Andrew Stratelates �... @AStratelates
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Alex Godofsky @AlexGodofsky
6K Followers 713 Following Dad, husband, actuary. #pensions #ultrafinitist "More like Mr. Goofsky"
Steven Godofsky @sgodofsk
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Orthodox Church OCA @ocaorg
31K Followers 16 Following Official Twitter account of the Orthodox Church in America (OCA)
Pamela J. Hobart @amelapay
8K Followers 3K Following New Yorker in Texas with 4 kids, a minivan, and a Miata. aka @GTMom
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