Erin @elee687
Lack toast and tolerant Joined September 2014-
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"Obama's elf" and "all by myself" sound eerily similar
@mattandkim - amazing show!! And thanks to Matt for being kind enough to talk with us :)
"I don't understand most of what I teach, but at least I put on a good act!" - theatre history professor
High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and its like "that is a smart man"
College is mostly just sitting with a laptop in different places
Oooooowweeoooooboobeeeoooop... AOL is booting......
Mom: what did you get on your finals? Me: tears
🎶 F is failing all of my finals U is for upset students N is for NOPE I SURRENDER
@elee687 🎶🎶 If studying nonsense is something you wish COLLEGE STUDENTS then look at GPAs and then get a cist! COLLEGE STUDENTS
🍍🎶 are u ready kids?... Ohhh Who lives during finals in the library COLLEGE STUDENTS crying and dying and failing is she COLLEGE STUDENTS
Professor: here is your exam -- *i turn into a lint roller* Professor: you're right. Everyone is exempt from finals!
*throws a baguette at fleeing child* "And doughn't come back!"
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by canceling exams for the rest of the year
Things get gross when you add a "y": sloppy slappy choppy mushy drippy saggy floppy slidey lumpy gushy flaky soupy ...moisty...
"It's not you, it's me!" I say when someone answers my knock at the door. Throws them off every time.
"I know this is hard for you," I say understandingly as I watch my neighbor struggle to lift the car I threw on their lawn off the tulips
"Your so-called laser gun is actually a baseball bat." "Ah, but it can do just as much damage"," I say sweetly as I walk forward.
"Someday, I will be strong", and with this sentiment my toaster oven rockets off the counter and into the washing machine, who smiles darkly
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