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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

I write about crypto assuming you're a 5-year-old with a short attention span. Joined May 2022
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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

3 days ago

Once the suits accept you, there is no way to lose in this constantly debasing currency-based financial system

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Ansem @blknoiz06

4 days ago

Once the suits accept you, there is no way to lose in this constantly debasing currency-based financial system https://t.co/ElBjGqlHOb

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m4tti.eth @zappzarap

4 days ago

@eli5oftldr Not post related, just wanted to say thanks for the great write-ups and insights you share here. Found your account yesterday and already appreciate the content a lot. Have an awesome weekend!

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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

4 days ago

Wall Street just making safe 9% on BTC via CME cash-and-carry trade Hence a $22.6B options bomb expiring this Friday with the 1-month skew confirming extreme near-term risk CME doesn't matter anyway; for this expiry, CME has $1.9B OI. Deribit has $17.07B Btw max pain is ~$115k

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Jeff Park @dgt10011

5 days ago

Wall Street just making safe 9% on BTC via CME cash-and-carry trade Hence a $22.6B options bomb expiring this Friday with the 1-month skew confirming extreme near-term risk CME doesn't matter anyway; for this expiry, CME has $1.9B OI. Deribit has $17.07B Btw max pain is ~$115k

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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

4 days ago

Tether and Circle are the stablecoin bosses that make money LITERALLY in the same way. Yet, Circle is valued at $30B and Tether is $500B. Why would the smart money value Tether x16 higher than its closest competition?

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zoomer @zoomerfied

7 days ago

Tether and Circle are the stablecoin bosses that make money LITERALLY in the same way. Yet, Circle is valued at $30B and Tether is $500B. Why would the smart money value Tether x16 higher than its closest competition? https://t.co/fsuEDJXMYY

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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

5 days ago

Institutional investors mostly care about quarterly earnings Bitcoin doesn’t have them Up only

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CoinMamba @coinmamba

6 days ago

Institutional investors mostly care about quarterly earnings Bitcoin doesn’t have them Up only

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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

7 days ago

Explanation: The SEC sued over 120 crypto companies over the last few years. They were applying frameworks from 1946 (the "Howey Test") to examine projects based on one of the most impactful technologies of the 3rd millennium.

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CoinDesk @CoinDesk

7 days ago

Explanation: The SEC sued over 120 crypto companies over the last few years. They were applying frameworks from 1946 (the "Howey Test") to examine projects based on one of the most impactful technologies of the 3rd millennium.

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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

7 days ago

*Normally*, gold goes up when investors are fearful and sell stocks But now, both gold and the S&P 500 are hitting record highs It's weird, strange, and odd. What does it tell us? I mean, investors are bullish on growth, but also bearish on...everything else What does push…

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Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv

a week ago

*Normally*, gold goes up when investors are fearful and sell stocks But now, both gold and the S&P 500 are hitting record highs It's weird, strange, and odd. What does it tell us? I mean, investors are bullish on growth, but also bearish on...everything else What does push…

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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

a week ago

The new crypto's boss is the bond market, not the Fed. On Sept 17, the Fed cut rates by >25 basis points. And no, this wasn't a signal for "easy money." The 10-year Treasury yield (the *real* cost of money) went UP. Risk-free, guaranteed government money now pays 4.14%. So…

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Arthur Hayes @CryptoHayes

a week ago

The new crypto's boss is the bond market, not the Fed. On Sept 17, the Fed cut rates by >25 basis points. And no, this wasn't a signal for "easy money." The 10-year Treasury yield (the *real* cost of money) went UP. Risk-free, guaranteed government money now pays 4.14%. So…

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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

a week ago

Coinbase launched a degen product that was precision-engineered to be *useless* for degens. Their perpetuals. Regulation forced them to get rid of the high leverage that makes perps work. The result is Coinbase having like... idk, ~1-5%? (I'm curious what the real number is,…

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John Wang @j0hnwang

2 weeks ago

Coinbase launched a degen product that was precision-engineered to be *useless* for degens. Their perpetuals. Regulation forced them to get rid of the high leverage that makes perps work. The result is Coinbase having like... idk, ~1-5%? (I'm curious what the real number is,… https://t.co/Bq67HQ4oGU

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Our Crypto Talk @ourcryptotalk

a week ago

We are on Crypto X 24*7. And we have decided to curate the best info. and alpha from across Crypto X for you. Here is a thread of the best content you don't want to miss out on 🧵

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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

2 weeks ago

+ it’s scarcer and mathematically counterfeiting-proof

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Bitcoin Archive @BTC_Archive

2 weeks ago

+ it’s scarcer and mathematically counterfeiting-proof

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ELI5 of TLDR @eli5oftldr

2 weeks ago

1/ There is a high chance that "altseason" will start in ~2 months. Data that backs it: 🧵

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