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"Let's be slaves while rapping about girls bringing their friends to the hotel." "Bet"
Teachers are the literal nanny state. No wonder college students are so coddled, state education teaches them dependence from day 1.
i watched my wife fall off a cliff... you’re whole world can change in a matter of seconds. mine almost did. a good reminder to be grateful for every moment of it. the good and the bad. the happy and the sad. because you’re here. make each day your best day ever 🖤
Roll up the rim!
[Shakespeare taking a scantron test] A B C D E 2. [▫️] [◾️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] 2. [▫️] [❌] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️]
Please sign my petition to rename giving birth “going number 3”
How long till #Bernie2020 is exposed for anti-semitism?
me: *closes dryer* my underwear: TWO SOCKS ENTER! ONE SOCK LEAVES! TWO SOCKS ENTER! ONE SOCK LEAVES!
People who live in a home with holy water are actually 8 times more likely to be the victim of a haunting.
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight, drunk on naked, on our neighbours lawn. We shall never surrender. #waronchristmas
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight, drunk on naked, on our neighbours lawn. We shall never surrender. #waronchristmas
Who is your real family? The people you get xmas drunk to hang out with or the ones you gift with your boxing day hangover?
Why don't we tell our family and friends we love the EVERY day of the year? Is it because they might believe us?
Just listened to season 1 of Serial. Here’s my take: imagine still caring about what happened during high school 15 years ago lmao
They say Christmas is the least productive day of the year. What an opportunity for growth! blog.capterra.com/28-unproductiv…
Taken to its logical conclusion, it's fucking stupid.
The war on Christmas is coming from inside the White House.
The war on Christmas is coming from inside the White House.
in Britain, they call Little Richard Wee Richard, and that, to me, is sick
Baker goes viral a second time! (to own the libs)
Baker goes viral a second time! (to own the libs)
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DubyaTF, GOP?! @dubyatfgop
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lyric cards that look.. @lyricshitposts
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Scrolling on tiktok and this is what I find about yorkdale mall 😨😨
passed a pretty incredible community theatre performance in the park earlier today
“Yo check this out, Persians ride a chariot like this.... yeah but Greeks, see, ride a chariot like this...”
okay, I'm excited by the Dune adaptation now.
@kittynouveau @LouisatheLast I… what…
@negrowriter But what’s going on here?!???
"Let's be slaves while rapping about girls bringing their friends to the hotel." "Bet"
@cushbomb @ByYourLogic Isn’t an anti-Semitism Czar just called a “Czar.”
@cushbomb am I supposed to do it or stop it
I nominate @ByYourLogic
My new op-ed: The time has come for a domestic Anti-Semitism Czar in the U.S. | Read: via @Newsweek cc: @IWF newsweek.com/time-has-come-…
seinfeld really doesn't hold up at all. disappointed
Bugs Bunny comes into my room trying some of that bullshit he’s getting his shit rocked
As a tenured professor who has been teaching for two decades that UFO's and aliens are real, I can tell you that I fully expected a collective shrug now that we all know. Students saw the evidence, and pretty much all said, "wow, ok, but I still have an algebra test on Friday."
as a man why are u getting married... idk marriage is a female trait to me
finally we can get back to the way things were 🥰
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