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ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
my favorite aspect of the anti 15-minute-city freaks is they seem to think you’ll be locked into a 15 minute radius and be executed if you leave that zone
my favorite aspect of the anti 15-minute-city freaks is they seem to think you’ll be locked into a 15 minute radius and be executed if you leave that zone
the person i want to talk to the most, i can’t. i don’t want to be alone with myself but that is my only option.
gonna get a paul’s glory hosta and nickname it mu’ad di’ib
truly my entire life is in shambles and it’s my own fault 🙃✌🏼
stop releasing true crime documentaries before the trial occurs challenge
won’t be satisfied til i look like this tbh
some of yall afraid to be corny but i was born on the cob
started hunter x hunter and have taken to calling killua “skateboard kaworu”
watched 13 Going On 30 for the first time in ages and am… surprised but also not so much that my crush on Mark Ruffalo I had as a child remains intact
y’all i fully understand why dunc pt 2 got pushed back, but i am still SAD about it okay
i would sue for my kidney back
i would sue for my kidney back
yall my first client as a cbc is a defiant 13 year old what fresh hell awaits me do you think
let me put on something a little more … OSHA certified ;)
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Hillary ❤️ @hillayts312100
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muhammed Bojang @Bojangmuhammed0
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213 Followers 398 Following Tracking the songs people hear at Kroger. 📻🎶🥛🍞🥚 (This account is not associated with or handled by Kroger.)
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246 Followers 346 Following I ferment stuff, bake a lot & write things. Full time grad student. Part time digital creator. Appalachian. They/She
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shlebs @mothman_jpg
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UFCW @UFCW
84K Followers 43K Following The United Food and Commercial Workers is a family of hard-working people building a better life together, serving their communities. #union #retail
Mayor Steve @coolestmayor
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Eagun Xad Stronghamme.. @MoralSpankitude
9 Followers 65 Following Kind of a nerd. Owner of Cats. Wash is my pilot and the Tardis is my vehicle. I love watching Troy and Abed in the morning! Five by five.
planet dominique @PlanetDominiqve
702 Followers 1K Following Comic Book Creator, Illustrator, and Writer | I’m a Gucci Mane, you a Captain Kirk | he/him | IG: planetdominique
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Graham Hancock @Graham__Hancock
475K Followers 102 Following Author of 'The Sign and the Seal', 'Fingerprints of the Gods','Supernatural' and 'Entangled'. My latest book, 'MAGICIANS OF THE GODS' @ http://t.co/s3eluoaZpH
Dr. Steven Greer @DrStevenGreer
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Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn
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sandy frizzle 🇵�.. @SandyFrizzle
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Senator Machaela Cava.. @senatormachaela
25K Followers 1K Following It's never the wrong time to do the right thing. Nebraska State Senator. This is not an official legislative account. She/Her. #DontLegislateHate
Moneyline Trading @MoneylineTrades
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Wintzards of the Coas.. @drilmagic
10K Followers 8 Following thinking of becoming a "Steam Vents" dipshit ｜ parody account putting @dril tweets on Magic the Gathering cards
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143K Followers 1K Following Everyones favorite psx yeag girl 😈 Gay as heck game dev ☠ 31 🩸Coded the award winning BloodbornePSX: https://t.co/GITqMr8AMh 😏 Priv @b1tster
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
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BBG | The West Virgin.. @BlackByGodWV
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🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpo.. @hourly_shitpost
1.4M Followers 99 Following the best memes ever created… we wouldn’t be here without them (NO NSFW PROMOS)
Amazon Labor Union @amazonlabor
121K Followers 359 Following A worker-led movement to put power back in the hands of Amazon employees and establish our right to negotiate for a better, safer, and more equitable workplace.
Internet Historian @NetHistorian
518K Followers 757 Following Professor of internet happenings. MAIN https://t.co/ni6fUjvcQT INCOG https://t.co/lNSwUuw4yJ STORY https://t.co/nko2dbfxyL
Simon Majumdar @SimonMajumdar
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Some More News @SomeMoreNews
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TENT @TransTexas
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iya ehime ora @ehimeora
199K Followers 293 Following ANCESTORS SAID & SPIRITS COME FROM WATER (2024). Ifá & Orisa Priestess. Igbe-Ame. Scholar of African Spiritual Art. Mami @ancestorssaid. AuDHD. [email protected]we would pick a decade we wished we could live in instead of this i’d say the 10,190’s but without all the Harkonnens
We’ve now entered the “cops tear gassing kids for protesting genocide” stage.
VA police really tear gassing VCU students at night this is sick the protest was completely peaceful
Here’s the props table for the next Philosophy Tube - we’re filming today!
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
Well go fuck yourselves - you ghouls - is a good answer - you already are not doing the cease fire
BREAKING: America threatens the International Criminal Court "If you send an arrest warrant to Netanyahu and his ministers, there will be no cease-fire"
VCU failed. Full stop. Finals don’t matter more than student safety. We all saw students watching police tear gas protestors from library windows. Finals should be canceled. The university should be issuing an apology, dismantling its police force, and whole cloth firing admin.
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
They tried to snuff out the protests at Columbia and now the whole country is on fire. Keep pushing. Burn it all down.
Never forget. Free Palestine 🇵🇸
It's cool that your grandparents did this and you just kinda don't do anything remotely similar or even related but still get to parade their memory in defense of your political attitude on any given day
My grandparents helped hide Jews fleeing southern Italy in railroad tunnels, and then lived in those tunnels for weeks, eating dirt and grass, until American soldiers came through. You bought a kaffiyeh from Amazon and glamped for a week on the middle of Manhattan.
👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌
Like this
Had a dream there was a new meme and it was just celebrities pinky toes falling out of their heels on red carpets with the caption “Oh No”
Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
UPDATE: there are now Gaza solidarity encampments/protests on campuses in at least 37 states + DC and 5+ other countries: Arizona California Colorado Connecticut DC Delaware Florida Georgia Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maryland Mass Michigan Minnesota Missouri
I know we laugh these off but this is not ok. We cannot live like this. We can’t make this seem normal to our children. All of our hours afterwork just physically and mentally resting and prepping to be ready… for work. Until we die. Please unionize. End capitalism. 4hr day now.
"Wyd after work?" Me already in bed:
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