Eris Sharon @erisponsibly
Enough about me, tell me about you. chatterstudios.com Los Angeles, California Joined March 2013-
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I just backed LionessE The Book on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/11005…
The ass bust out. This day is going well 😬
Yes! I finally fit into my old lulu lemons!!! … I just can’t breath, but i hear air is overrated these days.
My baby farts in her sleep. Dude - she is JUST LIKE HER DAD!!!
I have a friend who told me she was happy to put her baby in his own room because of all the noises he makes. Looks like I’ll need to put my husband in the baby’s room. 😏
YES!!!!! They are going to fuck him up in prison. Ex-Cop Chauvin Gets 22 1/2 Years in Prison for Floyd Murder - Bloomberg apple.news/AlBtMlHssSFCgj…
My baby cries in her sleep. How is your life going?
Life with a newborn is living in 2 hr intervals and realizing how you can spend that entire interval procrastinating then regretting it
I think I have maybe a million sound machines going off in my house. It sounds like some birds are drowning in the ocean and it’s raining. 😳
Turns out after all my hard work making her in my belly and feeding her from my titties - she looks like my husband Tal I was hoping it was someone else’s baby. One that likes to clean the house and do laundry and hold the baby for a couple hours so I can sleep 🤨
If you wonder where the double standard came from - 29 Real Ads Against Women's Suffrage - BuzzFeed apple.news/AmkZ7DxiJTWWQ5…
I’m getting really good at putting together furniture and baby products, but really bad at getting my work done. #help
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"If he's elected, the stock market will crash" --Trump in Oct 2020 debate w/Biden change in the Dow from Election Day through March 23 of his first year as president: Trump +12.6% Biden +17.9%
Being pregnant makes me feel like a lazy hippo. Not that I think I’m lazy. I just think I look like a hippo and they just seem lazy to me.
You should really adopt If you can afford it and qualify. Sure the baby will be addicted to meth, but they won’t know where to get it.
I’m not sure what’s worse, dropping the soap when you’re in jail or 8 months pregnant?
I swear I just felt my baby finally turn around in my stomach! Does that count as my exercise for the day??
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