KJ @ex_existential_

born to lose 🌱🏳️‍🌈 Joined May 2019

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David Cameron @David_Cameron

12 years ago

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOf…

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matthew lillard. NO LONGER ACTIVE @MatthewLillard

4 years ago

I don’t actually remember putting the Mystery Machine on @Airbnb, once I opened the app I blacked out as the spirit of hosting possessed my mortal body once again.

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Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton

4 years ago

People who say the monarchy is good cos we get bank holidays are forgetting how many bank holidays we could give ourselves after a revolution

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Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar

4 years ago

I can’t “walk a mile in the Queen’s shoes”, on account of it being a hereditary monarchy. Which I want to abolish.

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vampire cowboy @metaleaterz

4 years ago

what would happen if gerard said ‘are you ready ray’ and ray just said ‘no’

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen

4 years ago

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

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President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive

4 years ago

The idea that an 18-year-old can walk into a store and buy assault weapons is just wrong. What in God’s name do you need an assault weapon for except to kill someone?

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Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7

4 years ago

Hey guys I’m so thrilled to announce that I’ll no longer be thinking! This has been a lifelong goal, and I’m so grateful to everyone who helped get me here

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KJ @ex_existential_

5 years ago

WELL Wordle 294 2/6 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders

5 years ago

2021 Profits: Amazon:⬆️75% to $35 billion Netflix:⬆️96% to $5.3 billion Nike:⬆️125% to $5.7 billion FedEx:⬆️307% to $5.2 billion 2022 Price Hikes: Amazon Prime:⬆️16.8% Netflix Subscription:⬆️10.7% Nike:⬆️10.5% FedEx:⬆️5.9%-7.9% Don't cite inflation. Cite corporate greed.

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mel 🪦 mcr dc @mcrasshole

5 years ago

“my favorite band is my chemical romance” is a really interesting way to say “everything has been downhill since 6th grade”

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fran. @kissofviolence

5 years ago

“i’m seeing my chemical romance this year!!” ok now go see a therapist

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jackee @takeiteasyjack

5 years ago

do i need to watch all the twilight movies before i see the new batman

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Things That Changed The Internet @ShapedInternet

5 years ago

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shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein

5 years ago

have snoop and martha ever like… almost? like there was a tension in the air, both of them felt it, but neither of them knew if it was the right move so they just said… goodnight? but both fell asleep staring at the ceiling thinking… “woah”