St. Judas Ministries @explodingjudas
Updates from Church of #SubGenius Exploding St. Judas mission. Opinions are those of our deities and employees. Sermon product placements? Contact @bcowcatcher SubGenius.com St. Judas Mission, Oslo Joined February 2012-
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HEY KIDS! It's TIME FOR THE SHOW, THE MOVIE! #indiefilm #comedy #subgenius #dontthink youtu.be/V1ncsU6Q8Ew
the IDF has bombed Disneyland after reports that a hamas member was wearing a mask and running around there like a scooby doo villain
nah you know what it sucks that i have this account back. i should get banned again
Democracy might well die in darkness. But usually, Democracy Dies clenched firmly in the hands of the overconfidently righteous while everyone yells at them to stop fucking around you fucking dingus real people are dying right now
Countdown until a Speaker Mike Johnson gay male escort controversy …
Countdown until a Speaker Mike Johnson gay male escort controversy …
Become a CotS certified Human Optimisation Specialist and make money from home with our Master Class in artistic chainsaw sculpture. Apply at subgenius.com now #SubGenius #education
Just discovered that prairie squid are on the Norwegian 'forbidden' list. We tried to baptize one in Slack and now it won't stop staring into our souls. Local SubGenius perverts forming a cult around it. It's like Animal Farm meets Eyes Wide Shut up here. #SubGenius #NordicWeird
Current worst case scenario for unchecked human resource extraction: our solar system gets another Venus. Current worst case scenario for unchecked AI development: Elon fails to throw a bucket of water over the servers in time, is replaced by the Son of Clippy #SubGenius
Probably most historically inaccurate but understandable take in all of US land use/housing/transport discourse: US cities were not built for cars. The car industry destroyed them to make room for its products. Not symbolically — With bulldozers, dynamite, and wrecking balls.
Probably most historically inaccurate but understandable take in all of US land use/housing/transport discourse: US cities were not built for cars. The car industry destroyed them to make room for its products. Not symbolically — With bulldozers, dynamite, and wrecking balls.
Tbh the French still do this
Tbh the French still do this
There are people who'll take one for the team, and then there's Mímir, whose soul is clearly made of teflon-coated orbicular granite.
There are people who'll take one for the team, and then there's Mímir, whose soul is clearly made of teflon-coated orbicular granite.
What if Weird Al covered Schism by Tool but his version was called ‘Tism ? Somebody at him
Normals pull the strings, SubGenius knows the truth. UFOs our wings. #SubGenius #haiku
We would join our voices to the choir, but our beloved Doktor Hal is there! So instead this week's service will include a sacrifice to Šulak the Lurker in the Privy, to pray the good Doktor is not sharting himself to death alone among filthy unchurched Normals. #SubGenius #aid
We would join our voices to the choir, but our beloved Doktor Hal is there! So instead this week's service will include a sacrifice to Šulak the Lurker in the Privy, to pray the good Doktor is not sharting himself to death alone among filthy unchurched Normals. #SubGenius #aid
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This is why the world needs "Bob". Every mere human out there thinks they're a genius, and that their cleverly composed content will elegantly outwit their dastardly enemies. Buy the label that says #SUBgenius before it's too late. Weld it directly to your forehead bone now. NOW
We have been made aware that not all of our beloved congregationers are fluent in R'lyehian, som here's an Englander versjon for to follow along subgeniusfoundation.bandcamp.com/track/take-me-… #SubGenius #Hymnal
We have been made aware that not all of our beloved congregationers are fluent in R'lyehian, som here's an Englander versjon for to follow along subgeniusfoundation.bandcamp.com/track/take-me-… #SubGenius #Hymnal
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467 Followers 628 Following every church has its pew. i'm allergic to pronouns.
Doktor Argus Faux @DokFaux
353 Followers 739 Following Host of Time for the Show // https://t.co/GjO5NWbtvi // SubGenius Adminicastrator //
Phineas Narco @phineas_narco
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