Phineas Narco @phineas_narco
Secretly famous MetaMediagician, Radio Minister, SubGenius Saint, Creative DJ and Re-Producer. nationalcynical.com San Jose, CA Joined March 2009-
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#GeorgeSantos stole puppies too. He's responsbie for THE DEATH a disabled, homeless vet's CANCER DOG. You done FUCKED UP, GOP. You hurt DOGS dude. Like the SONG goes... 'NOW you're MESSIN' with a SON OF A BITCH!' 'Remember, Remember the FIFTH of NOVEMBER'. #SubGenius
So, Noem's book... it's basically THE NECRONOMICON. Or perhaps I should say the 'NECRONOEMICON'. Ha! Just THOUGHT of that. Hope it catches on. #Necronoemicon #SubGenius #KristiNoemIsAMonster #KristiNoemIsEvil #KristiNoemIsAPsychopath #KristiNoem youtube.com/watch?v=YPoigb…
Hey, #GeorgeSantos why don't you tell us all what you did with the MONEY you dizzy BITCH? What's that?? You wanna know WHAT MONEY?? The MONEY your MOTHER gave you for SINGING LESSONS. #SubGenius
Why doesn't #GeorgeSantos just make a video for his ONLY FANS where he jerks off into his own mouth and eats his own CUM? That should raise a FEW DOLLARS? youtube.com/watch?v=Nyejuu…
NCN is #NowPlaying the Sunday Night Show until 8am Eastern. I am going to play the new AI stuff, I was working on it all day yesterday in about half an hour from this message. We are #NowStreaming on slackradio.org << 2HEAR full show. #np #nowspinning #AI #SubGenius
I have this chronic problem in my life where I just automatically naively assume by default that people are just GOOD and DECENT and the UNIVERSE keeps saying to me: "NO... No". I think that it actually might be quite possible that I am in fact in the WRONG UNIVERSE. #SubGenius
Anyone who tries to hold #Trump accountable is called 'conflicted' that his new fave word. If they ever shared the same breathing space as a Dem they're 'conflicted'. They're disturbed, sitting cross-legged in a corner, picking at their face, muttering to themself in agitation.
Hey, I'll give #GeorgeSantos 5 bucks if he puts on a maid outfit, gets down on all fours and barks like a chicken. #SubGenius youtube.com/watch?v=lN2_Z9…
When #Trump heard about #TedNugent getting out of Vietnam by shitting his pants, he said: "HOLY SHIT! Fuck the 'BONES SPURS' bullshit, I should have just DONE THAT! Hell, I DO THAT all the TIME!" #SubGenius
soundcloud.com/nationalcynica… A spot made for NCN on Slack Radio using Jordan B. Peterson AI. For the LULz. Free lossless audio file format dowload. I hope JBP will hear this I'm sure he will LOL and champion it I know how much he is for free speech. #SubGenius #AI #JordanPeterson
The Thursday NCN Free Audio Webcast for May 2nd, 2024 NOW Commences: #NowPlaying 'Star-Spangled Stories from the Randomized Playlist'... much on-the-fly tonight #NowStreaming at slackradio.org til 9am PACIFIC Friday morning. #np #nowspinning #SubGenius Radio! Enjoy
NEW National Cynical Network #Trump #AI Musical Comedy Parody Song Video Up NOW on Youtube! 'AI Donald Trump Performs 'If I Didn't Have To Go To Trial'' #TrumpTrial #SubGenius #TrumpTrials #StormyDaniels youtube.com/watch?v=RlmTd6…
#Trump's son Eric was there yesterday. But Eric is kind of dumb. He was trying to find out where the trial about the sex worker talking about his father's penis was being held at and he wound up in 'Small Claims Court'. #SubGenius #TrumpTrial youtu.be/xw36r7NsLnc
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@phineas_narco Alan Spencer @MrAlanSpencer · Mar 26 I’ve just noticed voice to text posted “hawking” instead of “hocking” and then suggested “Stephen” so AI is clearly favoring scientists.
@phineas_narco He also has to pay $60M in pre-judgement interest on the penalty
@phineas_narco 🤞 (in case that emoji is too small to see, it's fingers crossed)
Currently confusing the newbies and reminding the oldsters..... (thanks again @phineas_narco ) @WFMU nationalcynical.bandcamp.com/album/the-best…
Nice. This is from around the only time I saw Negativland live, but I don't have a recording of that show, so this will have to do.
Portions of tonight's show were given to me by #KFJC alumni Mr. Antagonism who recently passed. If you wish to stream or download the entire album which I made from the recording I got from him, you may do so at the link below. RIP Mr. Antagonism. nationalcynical.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-…
@phineas_narco Can't talk to kids these days about my LEAVE IT TO BEAVER t-shirt.
@phineas_narco I just habitually hit the X in the upper left corner and move on. I agree it's annoying.
@phineas_narco The classic, maybe vaudeville-descended joke is, "I have a doctor's note saying I'm not crazy. They gave it to me when they let me out."
@phineas_narco Then there's Conan O'Brien.
@phineas_narco it just occurred to me to look you up on Twitter & reach out so hopefully I didn’t get anything completely wrong 😱 will def be sharing your Patreon to make up for it !
@phineas_narco No, changing their mind doesn't look bad to these people who don't care about consistency or hypocrisy. He changes all the time from day to day. His base doesn't care when it contradicts what he said previously.
@phineas_narco The Dead Kennedys lyric that keeps clunking around my head: Some clown in Sacramento Was dragged into court He shot his lawnmower; it disobeyed; it wouldn't start. MIGHT MAKES RIGHT, IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY they fined him $50 & sent him on his way.
@phineas_narco Sleep is very important & its lack ca. make one nuts—though, that nuts?—
@phineas_narco Being off his Conspiracy meds are why have made Ye turn from a Yeti Art God into this sad Pink mess of a Christianity and “traditional family values”! He needs to stop not taking those pills, and start not taking “Bob’s” pills!
@phineas_narco Jones' lawyer didn't "accidentally" turn over the messages. The current lawyer turned them over immediately (as per the law) when the realized that the messages had been withheld by Jones' first attorney. He did what he was supposed to do.
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