Tom @expostalpha
Former wanker banker. Current annoyance and husband to @nysassenach. I have no other purpose. London, England Joined March 2019-
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Spot–Vol Beta This position is constructed using 30-day constant maturity VIX futures. It is implemented by dynamically adjusting exposure to the front and second VIX futures contracts so that the portfolio always represents a synthetic 30-day-to-expiry VIX future. The strategy…
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Ant Middleton accidentally recorded Tommy Robinson on behind the scenes, ordering more gear (cocaine).
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@WallStreetApes That’s because you’re a snowflake pussy 😂 you have always been the party of crybaby bitches 😂
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Has there ever been a more embarrassing time to be alive
Has there ever been a more embarrassing time to be alive
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Some staggering doublethink/hypocrisy from well known radical right accounts on here 1) Turns out words do hurt and matter after all- many spent years telling us they didn’t and free speech should be absolute/ spent months defending Lucy Connolly for literally inciting…
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This is how we expected Republicans to react when its children being shot in school.
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When I accidentaly become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule
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Life comes at you fast when you're a Telegraph reader....
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I have not felt that satisfied in years. Wow.
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The loudest people on Twitter run the most insignificant amount of capital. How many people on here have $500m books or even $250m.
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Rewatching kitchen nightmares and it makes so much sense that the couple who owned Amy’s Baking Company were Israeli
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This weekend's @theipaper cartoon
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Wuz up mfers?
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Slinging option trades on Robinhood is gambling, not creating the next wave of generational wealth. It's fun, it's fine, but don't kid yourself, >97% of people will lose money and pay for market makers' and vol managers' Friday beers doing it. Don't listen to a word Vlad says.
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If you buy options blindly, you can get destroyed for many reasons. Right now, people may see the VIX as “cheap,” but if you’ve been buying 1–2M VIX calls, you’ve been getting crushed every single day as the curve continues to cave in. It’s actually not cheap at all. When we…
If you buy options blindly, you can get destroyed for many reasons. Right now, people may see the VIX as “cheap,” but if you’ve been buying 1–2M VIX calls, you’ve been getting crushed every single day as the curve continues to cave in. It’s actually not cheap at all. When we…
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American exceptionalism explained perfectly in one short clip. And this is how they ended up with the #MangoMussolini as president. (From @JRossShow)
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$AAPL committed to invest $600bn in the US over 4 years. There's a little problem here: AAPL's total Capex over the previous 4 years was $43bn. Maybe Tim Cook was including Buybacks in his commitment!?
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Not only are they starving kids but also they are targeting them.
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